The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.18.13

October 18th, 2013 // 428 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because between Discount Katy Perry up there and Anastasia Ashley before her, there’s just no way in hell you’re looking at anything else on this page today. But just in case you are, here’s Rihanna clearly ignoring any lesson she’s learned about dangerous animals, Alec Baldwin struggling to lift an eight pound dog like any strapping, young man would, and Tom Hanks trying to explain Kim Kardashian‘s fame to the El Hormiguero guys.

“Todo comenzó con su amor del pene negro, una cámara y un vaso de agua …”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Claudia Romani Butt Legs Romer
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    just go to hell already.

  2. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
    Dox
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    It puts the dog in the basket, or It gets the hose again.

  3. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    another childhood fantasy dies.

  4. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
    Dox
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    Homo Sapiens Siliconius:

    For the low, low price of your exchanging all your flesh for barely mobile plastic… you too can never age.

    Sort of.

  5. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Dox
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    Wow… her breasts were swallowed by her stomach.
    Is that a new kind of VD or something?

  6. Brandi Glanville Yoga
    Dox
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    And this movement we call…. releasing the tuna.

  7. Coco Bikini Instagram
    Dox
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    Oh dear God. Someone broke it free of the stone prison…..
    We’re doomed.

  8. Gavin Rossdale Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Dox
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    And somewhere in Vegas, a magician desperately searches for his cape.

  9. Eiza Gonzalez Legs Tight Minidress Bootsy Bellows
    Dox
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    Hookers on Parade.

  10. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
    alex
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    In a rare photograph, Madonna’s flatulence is exposed. (You can see her skirt is blown up from the expulsion of gas)

  11. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
    Dox
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    Apparently the herpes treatment is going well, otherwise I don’t think she would be smiling.

  12. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
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    The original Try Hard™.

  13. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
    alex
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    This proves it! I want to punch her in the face from every angle!

  14. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
    Dox
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    Dear Rihanna.
    Stop fucking with the wildlife.
    -Mother Nature.

    P.S. You think herpes is bad, keep messing with my animals, and you’ll find out what a serious bitch I am.

  15. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    Echo5
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    My level of sexual interest corresponds to the amount of crazy and aggression the woman radiates, so I’ll make my peace with Yoda and take my chances.

  16. Nicole Richie Cleavage Bony Chest Skinny Arms Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Dox
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    Wanted: 1 responsible adult to put down the camera and feed this bitch before she drops dead.

  17. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    You shouldn’t have a pooch belly when you have 0% bodyfat.

  18. Brandi Glanville Yoga
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    Remember when you made that fishface as a kid by sucking your cheeks past your back teeth that your mom warned you about ‘staying that way’?

  19. Coco Bikini Instagram
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    The liquify is strong with this one.

  20. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
    Michael
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    How much does she pay the team that air brushes her wrinkles away, every time I see one of these “random” pics of this toilet face. In person, her skin looks like crust.

  21. Claudia Romani Butt Legs Romer
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    What a lovely unintentional pose to strike while out in your casual walking shoes, wholly unaware of the devious menfolk taking sneaky photos of you.

  22. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
    Carolyn
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    “I di’n't know you’d get killed so easy.” He worked his fingers on the pup’s limp ear. “Maybe George won’t care,” he said.

  23. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    At yet, they’re supposedly the same species.

  24. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Her proportions are normal, but Jesus fuck is she ever a moose.

  25. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    Boy, am I glad the government shutdown is over. It’s good to see CDC field officers back at it, monitoring threats to public health.

  26. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    All women who have plastic surgery on their face look exactly alike to me.

  27. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    KC
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    This is the same face everyone else makes when looking at Nicki Minaj.

  28. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
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    Conan O’Brien is a brave, brave man.

  29. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    Poor thing. He’ll never be able to forget.

  30. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
    tito
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    all the chun-li cosplay is getting ridiculous.

  31. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    Well, I’ll give Lady Gaga this, she knows that the big distracting thing is supposed to go *over* the face.

  32. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    Well, I’ll give Lady Gaga this, she knows that the big distracting thing is supposed to go *over* the face.

  33. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
    tito
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    “when you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day…..”

  34. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    tito
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    “come and knock on my door….take a step that is new….no, seriously, i’m in room 206″

  35. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    How can you be that skinny and still have a belly pooch bigger than your ass?

  36. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    Is she related to Wayne Newton?

  37. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Charlesatlas
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    Sure ruined The Long Kiss Goodnight for me.

  38. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    flat ass

  39. Gavin Rossdale Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    who’s prettier?

  40. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
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    hey now

  41. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
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    I’ll be honest – I thought Wayne Newton died years ago.

  42. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
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    I wonder if she left skid marks on the sidewalk, too.

  43. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    I really thought this was a cleaned-up version of Lindsay Lohan.

  44. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Kourtney, of the genus Kardashianus Famewhoreidon, is considered a rare mutation of the breed. Biologists point to the relative normality of her proportions as well as her sexual interest in white men as proof of her dissimilarity to the functional norm of the species.

    It was initially assumed that the Kourtney was a new species entirely, but her displayed willingness to do or say anything (with no hint of irony, decency or self-awareness) in order to attract/maintain attention from the mouth-breathing sect of the populace precluded this assumption.

  45. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    PROTIP: Be sure to wrap it in duct tape so it doesn’t pop when you penetrate it.

  46. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
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    Now that she has a health club, she can finally work on those arms.

  47. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    I see a resemblance to Monica Bellucci, another drop-dead beauty

  48. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
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    Oh grandma, no!

  49. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    anonymous
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    She’s definitely tamed those eyebrows. Looks good!

  50. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
    anonymous
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    Funny, showing Adam’s dog’s butthole in public is a no-no but his daughter….that’s a different pig.

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