The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.18.13

October 18th, 2013 // 428 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because between Discount Katy Perry up there and Anastasia Ashley before her, there’s just no way in hell you’re looking at anything else on this page today. But just in case you are, here’s Rihanna clearly ignoring any lesson she’s learned about dangerous animals, Alec Baldwin struggling to lift an eight pound dog like any strapping, young man would, and Tom Hanks trying to explain Kim Kardashian‘s fame to the El Hormiguero guys.

“Todo comenzó con su amor del pene negro, una cámara y un vaso de agua …”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Cock Dr
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    Watching her age horribly will entertain me immensely.

  2. Brandi Glanville Yoga
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    I see she decided to keep her tampon string under wraps this time.

  3. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    I was thinking about how nice it would be if the Elephant; just pummeled her to Death

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Those aren’t real paps. The Ks offer a deal where for $500 you can take pictures of them walking back and forth. So far only black guys have responded. (If they look excited now, wait until the Ks turn their backsides to them.)

  5. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    Summer’s lease hath all too short a date – Shakespeare

    Not in this case though.

  6. Tom Hanks El Hormiguero
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    Seconds later, Professor Farnsworth jumped out of the box with a blue Zoidberg and a gold Bender.

  7. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
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    “Rock the cradle of love,
    Rock the cradle of love.”

  8. Gavin Rossdale Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Gwen looks good. That’s a nice dress for a gal with a baby bump.

  9. Eiza Gonzalez Legs Tight Minidress Bootsy Bellows
    coljack
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    Sesame Street’s reboot of Big Bird is testing well with males age 0-99.

  10. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
    coljack
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    We’re gonna need a bigger dildo.

  11. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    That is the tallest Oomp-Loompa I’ve ever seen! Must be thier king.

  12. Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
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    “I would love to show you my version of the Mexican hat dance.”

  13. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    coljack
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    The rare leopard starfish can be lured from the deep only by the presence of their primary source of food: massive deposits of silicone.

  14. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    NO! Bad internet! Get outside. That’s twice this week. We are not letting her become a thing again. If you do it one more time, I’m putting the cone back on you.

  15. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Gives me ideas for the Halloween costume….the one that’s worn for my special trick or treater after all the rug rats have given up beating on the front door for candy.

  16. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    Why is he picking on that poor dog? Did it try to take paparazzi photos of him and his family?

  17. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
    catapostrophe
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    The correct terminology for people who consider this person “hot” is “pedophile”.

  18. Coco Bikini Instagram
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    She should be airbrushed on the side of Krieger’s next van.

  19. Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
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    “I’m thinkin’ about takin’ a shower. Alright?”

  20. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
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    What the fuck happened to Kylie Minogue?!

  21. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    You’re not fooling me, Bruce Jenner.

  22. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
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    “Ha ha! His wrinkles make him look silly!”

  23. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
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    The real entertainment begins when we watch Madonna try and pick herself up after falling of those two inch heels in tight leather pants.

  24. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    Unless she has ‘em surgically modified, that nose and chin will touch by the time she’s 60.

  25. Coco Bikini Instagram
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    That must be a HUGE rock wall.

  26. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She’s looks good in this picture, but she’ll allways have the stink of Bieber on her.

  27. Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans SportsAid Athlete Workshop
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    The Middletons have much nicer asses than the Kardashians.

  28. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Yes Master, Igor carry dog.

  29. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    If these two came out of the same vagina, they clearly weren’t conceived with the help of the same set of testicles.

  30. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    Why does she always do that stupid snarl pose?

  31. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
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    So hot….

    thirty years ago.

  32. Bill Paxton Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
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    Is this a photo opportunity with a fan, or is Bill Paxton introducing everyone to his long time companion?

  33. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    “Just look away, honey, your daddy’s going to screw my dog again.”

  34. Brandi Glanville Yoga
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    That is how everyone hails a cab in Beverly Hills.

  35. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    66 year old jugs. Num num.

  36. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
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    the worst part of going to your grandma’s house…..hard candy.

  37. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    It must really suck to have to call a plumber every time you take a dump.

  38. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
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    If they get into a fight, chances are it will be campy and choreographed.

  39. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Some hot chicks hold up well after 30 years, and some…Oh hi Geena Davis!

  40. Nicole Richie Cleavage Bony Chest Skinny Arms Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She’d be so hot if she dropped a couple of pounds.

  41. Brandi Glanville Yoga
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    gross skank

  42. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Dude. It’s like a wall of ASS. haha

  43. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
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    with these two queens in the picture, the “West Hollywood” notation is redundant.

  44. Coco Bikini Instagram
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    hey, I have pics of me from 15 years ago too….i should instagram them.

  45. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    Sex with Nikki Rules:
    1) You are not allowed to speak. Ever. Under any circumstances. I don’t care if my ass is on fire, and aliens are about to probe it. Your lips serve one purpose, and it isn’t for speaking.

    2) You are not allowed to make eye contact. Ever. Under any circumstances. Ever. Stare at the wall, count sheep… I don’t care.

    3) At various points I may break into crying fits. You will not attempt to comfort me. You will merely smack me with your breasts. Any other response is unacceptable.

    4) We will never speak of this to other people. I have a reputation to uphold. The homeless people in Las Vegas would never speak to me again, if they found out I had sex with you.

    This list may be added to or revised at any time. Punishment for breaking the rules is immediate tazing, and/or Pepper Spray to the eyes.

  46. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    subtle.

  47. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    HOO. HAAA. SHIT. AUUUGHGGH. Sorry, no funny quip, just scared.

  48. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    I guess doing a donkey show was too subtle for Rhianna.

  49. Tom Hanks El Hormiguero
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    “What’s in the BOXXXXX????”

    Sorry… I had a seven moment.

  50. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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