The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.18.13

October 18th, 2013 // 428 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because between Discount Katy Perry up there and Anastasia Ashley before her, there’s just no way in hell you’re looking at anything else on this page today. But just in case you are, here’s Rihanna clearly ignoring any lesson she’s learned about dangerous animals, Alec Baldwin struggling to lift an eight pound dog like any strapping, young man would, and Tom Hanks trying to explain Kim Kardashian‘s fame to the El Hormiguero guys.

“Todo comenzó con su amor del pene negro, una cámara y un vaso de agua …”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
    crb
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    Btw, Liev Schrieber would beat the crap outta this guy in a fight.

  2. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
    EricLR
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    The first man in her life who hasn’t abused her.

  3. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
    Eejut
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    There were these two fellars standin’ on a bridge, a-goin’ to the bathroom. One fellar said, “The water’s cold” and the other fellar said, “The water’s deep”. I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

  4. Steven Tyler Greeting Fans
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    “Nobody was really terrified of the tiniest Titan.”
    That’s right, that was a Manga/Anime reference, LADIES?

  5. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
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    “Okay, Ms. Handler, very nice. And for this next photo, could you TRY to stand like a woman might stand?”

  6. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    MichaelBaysBrain
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    Yo, that’s a scary Halloween mask, bro!

  7. Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans SportsAid Athlete Workshop
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    “I did not know sword fighting is not just something done in gay relationships. Thank you for that bit of knowledge my little lesbian midget.”

  8. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
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    “I’m not sure if he’s quite famous enough for impressions, but yes, that’s a pretty darn good Daniel Radcliffe.”

  9. Nicole Richie Cleavage Bony Chest Skinny Arms Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    EricLR
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    Not pictured: The Grim Reaper who just follows her around now.

  10. Geena Davis Scary Pale Face Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    No matter how large a bow she put next to it, Geena Davis’s face still would not look normal size.

  11. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    I’m surprised she doesn’t have flipper hands to go along with whatever is wrong with her spine.

  12. Bill Paxton Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
    crb
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    Man, that Bruno Mars! He’ll do anything to get himself another date.

    Including writing songs like “Gorilla”; -and all the other ones, too.

  13. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
    EricLR
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    I’m betting heavy on Farrah Abraham’s plastic cootchie winning Best in Show this year.

  14. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
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    I don’t think that outfit is dolphin-safe.

  15. Bill Paxton Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
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    Anyone got a guess as to what the “Dallas Buyers Club” sells? I bet it’s mocha brown and gives absolutely amazing back rubs.

  16. Brandi Glanville Yoga
    crb
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    “Okay, ladies and gents! Keep your eyes on the water bottle. Momma’s gonna power-queef that li’l fu**er right into the next timezone. Uhhh… -GNNnnnnnnnnnGhh!”

  17. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
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    I thought the Riverdance fad was long gone.

  18. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Cock Dr
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    The face & upper body configurations that I see here are close to perfection. Is she for real or is some of that store bought?

    • Trek Girl

      She may have had a nose job, but it’s hard to tell.

      I remember seeing her in Practical Magic; she was about twelve. When she showed up again after about a decade, I was able to tell it was her right away, so if she got anything done, it was very, very subtle.

      Most of her, if not all of her, is all natural and home-grown.

  19. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    I will be hated for this, and I will deserve it, but I would absolutely fuck her. Fake or not her tits are awesome and she seems just fucked in the head enough to be incredible in bed. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t give her my real name or phone number, but a theoretical scenario in which I am banging her with no further interaction or attachment would be a go.

    Further understand that I say this knowing full well that the only way she would ever have sex with a person such as myself would be as her punishment for smuggling meth in Iran.

  20. Coco Bikini Instagram
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    I’d like to see Coco and Niki Minaj hot oil wrestling in a bathtub. I mean really hot, like french fry hot.

  21. Coco Bikini Instagram
    crb
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    Too bad they don’t have Thanksgiving in Somalia. She could feed an entire vill…-the whole country.

  22. Gavin Rossdale Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    crb
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    Bond. James Bond…

  23. Tom Hanks El Hormiguero
    MichaelBaysBrain
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    I know this game, bro! It’s Spanish Beer Pong. If you get all the midget piss in the jar, you get to chug!

  24. Eiza Gonzalez Legs Tight Minidress Bootsy Bellows
    crb
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    Am I allowed to fantasize that this is actually Jessica Alba getting drunk and slutty, Jesus?

  25. Eiza Gonzalez Legs Tight Minidress Bootsy Bellows
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    Logic tells me that it’s Corey Feldman’s left arm…but it’s two feet too high off the ground. Feldman’s standing on a box…nailed it!

  26. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
    crb
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    She’s more alpha-male than 1/2 the pickup artists I know.

    • I'mCool

      Yeah, and it confuses me. On the one hand I like to think I’m a progressive guy who isn’t threatened and is totally cool with women being however outgoing and “in charge” as they want to be. And on the other hand, I can’t stand the bitch.

  27. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    crb
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    Amanda Bynes out of rehab?

  28. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    And now you know why elephants are endangered.

  29. Claudia Romani Butt Legs Romer
    crb
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    No ping-pong balls today sweetie. We’re training up with small stones. Gotta build up that PC muscle.

  30. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    Baldwin replaced Gervais on Derek?

  31. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    What did Rihanna do when she saw the elephant had 3 balls?

    She walked him and pitched to the rhino.

  32. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
    CK
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    There’s something a little… off?… retarded?… about that face.

  33. Nicole Richie Cleavage Bony Chest Skinny Arms Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    crb
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    “What tree am I? -My character is a tiny, lone aspen, isolated from the stand of others. I’m starting to shed my leaves for the fall, and my sap is retreating back into the roots for the winter. Is that method enough to get me another reality show?”

  34. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    I remember her being in Playboy in 1980 and waiting eagerly for my parents to not be home so I could sneak into my dads stash of skin mags and have a look. when the day finally came, I opened the magazine with trembling fingers, turned to the centerfold on the first try…and thought “I didn’t know nipples could be that big”.

  35. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
    crb
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    My pants are saying “Yes”,
    but my mind reads, “Erotic Trade Fair Awards. Berlin. Hangs out with guy from old Doritos commercials and ‘Nacho Libre’” and says, “IT’S A TRAP!”

  36. Claudia Romani Butt Legs Romer
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    Oh, so that’s how the Sirens of Odysseus lured sailors onto the rocks…there’s no song at all, they just lean back and flash their vag.

  37. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    “Wait!. Cut! We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.”

  38. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
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    Who?

  39. Brandi Glanville Yoga
    Kel
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    Oh great…now we’re all gonna know what Leann Rimes looks like doing naked yoga.

  40. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
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    doesn’t look like she’s exactly filling the reception hall.

  41. Gavin Rossdale Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    “Bond. No pre-nup Bond.

  42. Coco Bikini Instagram
    Kel
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    If you replaced her head with Sarah Jessica Parkers, she’d be like a backwards centaur.

  43. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
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    She is the finest example of how far being a talent-deficient, objectionable cunt with an apparently magic vagina can take you.

  44. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    “I’ve had bigger things in there, but it will do for this afternoon. Somebody find me a Blue Whale.”

  45. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
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    Is this somebody?

  46. Nicole Richie Cleavage Bony Chest Skinny Arms Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    She looks like a Somali refugee.

  47. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    i’d eat that ass…yes i would.

  48. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
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    Still looks 12.

  49. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
    Brought It
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    Hellooooooo Botox.

  50. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    Goddamnit, now I’ve got to go bleach my eyes.

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