The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.18.13

October 18th, 2013 // 428 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because between Discount Katy Perry up there and Anastasia Ashley before her, there’s just no way in hell you’re looking at anything else on this page today. But just in case you are, here’s Rihanna clearly ignoring any lesson she’s learned about dangerous animals, Alec Baldwin struggling to lift an eight pound dog like any strapping, young man would, and Tom Hanks trying to explain Kim Kardashian‘s fame to the El Hormiguero guys.

“Todo comenzó con su amor del pene negro, una cámara y un vaso de agua …”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Suzanne Somers Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    Still would. Not twice a day, though. A man’s gotta sleep sometime.

  2. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
    Eejut
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    So Walter White is in hell?

  3. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    This woman is a living clown.

  4. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
    EricLR
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    “Dare I be the hero who kills this dumb bitch and makes the world a much better place?” thought Extra producer Bill Kagman.

  5. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    The Attentianus Whoriblis is the most insidious of the vampires. The only way to defeat the creature is to not give it the attention it feeds from. It cares not whether you adore, or loathe…only that you look and look again. and maybe unzip your fly.

  6. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
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    Damn she is nice.

  7. Brandi Glanville Yoga
    yumm
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    I thought that’s Ireland Baldwin’s legs

  8. Coco Bikini Instagram
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    She’s like the T-1000 for black guys.

  9. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
    o'chunt
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    Very soon now her thighs will be bigger than her ass. And it’s going to look soooo weird.

  10. Bill Paxton Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
    EricLR
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    Someone told Bill that Henry Winkler was going to be there.

  11. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
    Inner Retard
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    She’s like a cruel joke on men. You look at the body and go, YES!. Then you see her face and think, Jailbait!

  12. Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans SportsAid Athlete Workshop
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    She bounced back nicely.

  13. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    She is one of the most gorgeous women ever.

  14. Coco Bikini Instagram
    yumm
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    OMG , The As$ has 2 legs and 2 hands

  15. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
    MichaelBaysBrain
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    Rolling pretty hard for a guy wearing an ascot, bro.

  16. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    Now you just have to carve up that big schnoze of yours and the transformation will be complete.

    Suck it, Lil Kim

  17. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
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    “check out THIS guy, with his ‘normal human’ coloring!”

  18. Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
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    “One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!”

  19. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    Contemplating throwing her in the back of his panel van I see.

  20. Tom Hanks El Hormiguero
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    Always the helpful one, Tom collects a urine sample from Justin Timberlake.

  21. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
    Cock Dr
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    It’s not just rich old women and insecure starlets doing that crazy plastic surgery shit. This insanity pervades the entertainment industry.

  22. Brandi Glanville Yoga
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    “If I pose like this long enough, some billionaire is sure to come along and ask me out”

  23. Tom Hanks El Hormiguero
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    I…I just can’t tell what I’m seeing here.

  24. Coco Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    A month from now, some poor rock climber is going to have to explain to his wife how he got chlamydia. “I swear I don’t know how I got it!” he will say, honestly.

  25. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    (in raspy voice)
    “I call this pose, “Hidden knee, smashes doggy”..”

  26. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
    yumm
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    the girl likes it .

  27. Ed Westwick Scarf Loafers No Socks
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    Not gay at all…

  28. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
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    I see Not Miley is not acting out again. I guess she just doesn’t want people to see that she is all mature now, and not a little girl anymore.

  29. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    bagmotherfucker
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    I would marry her in a heartbeat. All you fuckers stay away!

  30. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
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    Which guy DIDN’T fall asleep in a tanning bed for 18 hours?

  31. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
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    She looked semi-decent to me until I realized who it was.

  32. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    crb
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    That is one of the happiest bedsheets on Earth right there.

  33. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Jack Ketch
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    She looks like a man in drag here …

  34. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
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    “OK, people! Who wants a venereal disease!?”

  35. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
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    joan rivers is looking great!

  36. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    Their daughter Carmen is a real dog.

  37. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
    Sulianto
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    Nice.

  38. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    After all the men she has been with, she probably needs something this size to satisfy her.

  39. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

  40. Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    McConaughey looks like an anorexic mule.

  41. Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
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    “Remember when we both used to be good looking?”

  42. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
    EricLR
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    She upset Snooki for the “Biggest Jersey Skank Ever” award.

  43. Coco Bikini Instagram
    Jack Ketch
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    *barf*

  44. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
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    “walk like a trannny….”

  45. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Did she eat the little one? What am I saying, of course she did.

  46. Nicole Richie Cleavage Bony Chest Skinny Arms Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    Eat some food bitch.

  47. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
    crb
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    “Oh GODD! There’s another one of these still jammed in there. Here!, somebody take this one. Poppa’s got a little more work to do.”

  48. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
    jkanbs
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    Erotic Trade? they sell Dildo ?

  49. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
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    It was Bills first day as a paparazzi. He was determined to make it big in the business, and he knew what his hook was going to be. He would be the one…hell, the only paparazzi to specialize in recording celebrity farts.

    Now the waiting begins.

  50. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    Alec, not wanting to hurt his back, wisely lifted using his lower lip, as he had often heard to do.

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