The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.18.13

October 18th, 2013 // 428 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you early because between Discount Katy Perry up there and Anastasia Ashley before her, there’s just no way in hell you’re looking at anything else on this page today. But just in case you are, here’s Rihanna clearly ignoring any lesson she’s learned about dangerous animals, Alec Baldwin struggling to lift an eight pound dog like any strapping, young man would, and Tom Hanks trying to explain Kim Kardashian‘s fame to the El Hormiguero guys.

“Todo comenzó con su amor del pene negro, una cámara y un vaso de agua …”

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    JT
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    Not even with your d**k

  2. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    All I see is Mr. T halfway through his sex change and no one can convince me otherwise…

    • mark

      blagh….this is also the exact face she makes when she’s trying to grunt a smelly log out of her gigantic turd trench. repugnant!

  3. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
    joe
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    Sure that’s not at a wax museum?

  4. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
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    I see she’s sporting the Michael Fassbender women’s skirt collection… Bravo!

  5. Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
    joe
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    “I didn’t lose weight everywhere, honey.”

  6. Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans SportsAid Athlete Workshop
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    Pippa?

  7. Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
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    “I sucked Batman off and he loved it…”

  8. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
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    “Mr. Newton, who blew up the meth lab and caused your face to look that way?”

  9. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    Alec, it’s just an expression! No one has ever screwed the pooch!!!!!

  10. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    Like looking into a mirror when I see her picture.

  11. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    Semen storage does need its own compartment.

  12. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    wow

  13. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
    Inner Retard
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    The man. The legend. But with horizontal arrows.

  14. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    Do it, elephant! She’s a poacher! Do it!

  15. Tom Hanks El Hormiguero
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    Is there a Spaniard in the commenter crew that can explain this El Hormiguero shit to the rest of us?

    • crb

      I don’t Spanish, but almost every word in the language, especially the ones that sound slangy means either “colorful term for pu**y”, or “old cuckold with goat balls”.

      Stick by that and you can’t go wrong, my friend.

  16. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
    donkeylicks
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    Everything that I thought I knew about fantasy Island has been a lie!

  17. Selena Gomez Bra See Through Shirt Slit Dress The Late Show
    harriscandit
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    JB seriously has to cry himself to sleep every night for losing the right to mess around with this girl.

  18. Steven Tyler Greeting Fans
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    the meatheaded security guy with the wrestler’s ear looks like a direct descendent of a three toed sloth.

  19. Bill Paxton Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
    joe
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    Okay, just ask yourself: What do Asian/Mexican twinks really want? You take these bored houseboys, living with the same guy for years, they’re stuck in a rut, then need some release! Promise of adventure, a hint of danger. I create that for them.

  20. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
    donkeylicks
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    Whats up with all the Madonna pics today?

  21. Eiza Gonzalez Legs Tight Minidress Bootsy Bellows
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    Sweet job photoshopping Feldman out of the pic, photoboy. Even the shadows match up.

  22. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    This is one argument that my penis is going to lose.

  23. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
    ruckus
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    Soon….

  24. Wayne Newton Red Face Bryan Cranston CoachArt 9th Annual Gala Of Champions
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    “This guy.. Ha ha! heh, I’m TERRIFIED of this guy.”

  25. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
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    Is that 50 Cent’s manhood she’s wearing around her neck?

  26. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Pickle Nose
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    Classy broad for a classy event.

  27. Tom Hanks El Hormiguero
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    Despite outrageous spending on celebrity endorsements, the “Silly String Beaker” did not meet sales expectations.

  28. Coco Bikini Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    She’s her own caricature.

  29. Micaela Schaefer Nipples No Bra See Through Dress Venus International Erotic Trade Fair Awards
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    Subtle.

  30. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    nemo
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    stupid hoe

  31. Kate Middleton Butt Tight Jeans SportsAid Athlete Workshop
    Pickle Nose
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    Really, the caption for this photo should simply be”The Royal Turd Cutter”

  32. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Small Dog
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    To be fair. Mr. Wigglesworth had a BIG breakfast.

  33. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
    tito
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    hillary clinton looks awful.

  34. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
    JC
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    Upon hearing the news, Berliners began voluntarily rebuilding the wall.

  35. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
    donkeylicks
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    I was going to point out that this photo was meant to be an ironic posing in a pseudo-sexual way with something phallic however moments later she did the same pose with the beast’s actual penis.

  36. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
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    “Yes, yes… But.. she’s only touching her hip.”

  37. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    EricLR
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    “Mom, dad, meet my new girlfriend!” said the world’s worst son.

  38. Brandi Glanville Yoga
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    This is like trophy wife Tai-Chi.

  39. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    Great. Now elephants will be extinct. Quarantine it while there is a chance.

  40. Rihanna Hugging Elephant Trunk Instagram
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    The first blind woman put her hands on the elephant’s tail, and exclaimed “An elephant is like a snake.”
    The second blind woman put her hands on the elephant’s side, and exclaimed “An elephant is like a wall.”
    The third blind woman put her hands on the elephant’s trunk, and exclaimed “An elephant is like Bruce Jenner’s face.”

  41. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
    tito
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    when did lamar odom become a photographer?

  42. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    limeseeds
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    God help me, I still would. And if that is her cumface, so be it.

  43. Gavin Rossdale Gwen Stefani Pregnant Belly Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
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    Avant garde as it may be, I don’t think the “Cher wig as a dress” is very flattering on her.

  44. Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner Dallas Buyers Club Premiere
    EricLR
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    I’m sensing a Dazed and Confused reunion 3-way coming soon.

  45. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    EricLR
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    This is what Lindsay Lohan would look like today if she had decent parents.

  46. Paris Hilton Butt Tight Dress Extra
    Sigfa
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    I bet the guy behind her is thinking ‘Will I die if I walk by near her? wWll it take too long? How much pain will I feel…? I guess I can wait until she leaves to go pee…’

  47. Chelsea Handler Bra See Through Shirt 9th Annual Paper Nightlife Awards
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    This is totally doing it for me.

  48. Madonna Butt Tight Leather Pants Hard Candy Fitness Club Opening Berlin
    EricLR
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    NASA had to design the fabric of those pants to withstand pressures that would shatter a diamond.

  49. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Huge Butts
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    Another one shot from behind. How the hell are supposed to tell which one is which?

  50. Camilla Belle Cleavage Wallis Annenberg Center For The Performing Arts Inaugural Gala
    Inner Retard
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    I’d like to go back in time to experience the wonder of seeing this picture for the first time again.

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