Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..
SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,
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Milk Studios…
Tee hee.
Gay dude #1 is checking out gay dude #2′s meat.
.. or lack thereof.
Pointy!
And what the hell is with the cross right there? Is it is supposed to distract whoever’s down there from the lack of substance in the junk they’re blowing, or is there a scale on it that says “6″ ” to mislead the gullible?
I know people here are going to really hate this comment, but I don’t give a shit…these guys are making me soooo fuckin’ wet!!!
The guy on the far left isn’t even gay. He’s just wondering why the other guy’s dick comes to a point.
This is more in line with her field of expertise, as opposed to something like, say, medicine and epidemiology.
2nd from the left – LMFAO
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Grizzly Adams on a bike.
that looks safe.
Looks like even she can’t stand listening to herself “sing.”
Her mom = hotter
2037: Kicked to the curb, dejected, and overweight, Lance Armstrong still won’t admit doping.
Langella attended the David Carradine School of self-help.
Hey look… Richard Kiel in drag.
Gasp! Awesome “Jaws” reference!
I also think of Robert Z’dar when I glance at Rumer.
Richard Kiel? I thought it was Drew Carey. Then again, the aura of faded talent is nowhere to be found here. My bad.
Am I the only one that sees Emily Blunt here?
I was about to ask when did Emily Blunt start singing.
I did too! But after a few seconds I realized Emily Blunt has a distinct class about her that was missing in this photo.
Actually, I see a younger Demi Moore, but maybe I’m just looking at the desperation…
Not only does he wrap pink sweaters over his shoulder…
“Yes God Damnit! Go ahead and hop on my face, I have no time to explain!”
that woman has delicious hips, but they are hidden in this picture.
And.. As evidenced by this picture.. Can turn Anderson Cooper straight!
Someone guerrilla masked him.
All these guys have autism and she’s taking them home to cure them. With massage therapy. Of her vagina. With their penises.
Sing those milkers off!
“I ATE A BABY!”
This is funnier after reading your comment for the next photo:)
“I ATE A BABY!”
Ho Ho Hooooleee crap you’re fat!
In related news, childhood gonorrhea is up 300%
“I ATE A…”
Oh, hello.
Looks like that homeless guy stole a bike.
Nice try to distract me from the chest. But no dice…
Whoa… shame about the face.
Hey, it’s 5 sperm burpers!
Squishing invisible dicks.
The original Photoshop.
I hear The Joker in the background somewhere…
She’s been using “Brand X”.
That is one ugly key fob.
Tour de Hobo.
Why is she there if it’s an “Inspiration Gala”?
After looking at her, I’m inspired to never have kids – does that count?
Serenading her on the way to get milk? Jesus that is one high-maintenance chick!
If she’s here, who’s blogging the coupons?
One of the six kids
Eight! Shit… even I’m losing track.
damn. for second there I thought two of them had died.
She had a coupon for buy one-get one free childs funeral…and you know Kate can’t pass up a bargain.
I may not have a clue to who sh is, but I can appreciate a quailty kiester!
“Left foot! Falalaaaa! Right foot! Falalaaaa! Left foot! Falalaaaa…”
Same prop, different setting.
I hear if you trap the alien right as it fires out then the doctors can save you.
Not the first time she’s gone down on a pole.
“Well, I am off to stake a dump. Chow.”
I’m not sure, but I think this is funnier than you intended it to be.
Whoops. Should have scrolled down a little more.
The cleavage is still not enough to distract from the face.
I agree that her face is stunningly beautiful.
She had a horrible accident and had to have Reconstruction surgery. It takes awhile for things to get relaxed and start to look normal. She is a trooper and YES she is starting to look HOT again. Three Cheers for Rose!
You don’t get out much.
Yeahhhh… that car accident was 5 1/2 years ago ago and the only injury to her face was a cut under her eye (which didn’t even leave a scar). Her fish lips and over botoxed, puffy face has nothing to do with her “injuries”. Stop blaming that car accident for her botched face.
Ok its “ciao,” but then I read it and it made me think of her eating a hoagie while dropping a deuce so it works in a sense.
You never… NEVER go full retard!!
I thought Republicans were against abortion; especially late term?
Needs to spend some time with her cousin Personal.
in her current shape, I’ll bet she could run a marathon followed by a triathlon….unless her plethora of Olympic gold medals weighs her down too much…
+1
Sometimes fashion simply works.
She can almost hide behind that.
Che bella figura!
Not seen in the photo; short bus to the right.