Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..
SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,
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GORDON’S ALIVE!
Call me a traditionalist, but the modern maternal Herp-Derp call-and-response bonding method just doesn’t have the same organic feel as the tradition Marco-Polo succession.
I love living in an age where advanced fabrics can give us things like yoga pants.
Christina Ricci’s mom is looking constipated today.
Once again, Fed Ex has managed to squeeze much more efficiency out of their deliveries. Who’s got time for the “Bend and Snap”?
Putin needs a shave.
Fom the thumbnail, I thought Salman Rushdie had let himself go.
Dude looks like Zach Braff with stubble.
Guy’s got the best view in the house. You just know the only thing going through his mind is putting both her legs on his shoulders and going to town on her.
Frank’s taken a liking to displaying his sexual proclivities in public in his old age.
Depressing.
That dress doesn’t show enough of her body to distract from the face.
Jessica Biel has never looked better. Good for her…
What’s up with the knot on the bottom of that dress?
I fucking love this woman.
She’s fucking gorgeous! We don’t see nearly enough of her.
A good showing from Emmy Awesome. I have a shameless desire to wreck that ass.
If I didn’t know who she is, I would totally smash that. But the fact is that I know that she’s a Kamahameha x100 cunt. Wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole.
Not bad.
No thanks.
Fucking perfect in every way.
Pregnancy was the best thing that ever happened to her. She was always fucking beautiful, but now she’s got tits and an even sexier figure.
Sometimes I can understand why Owen Wilson tried to kill himself after she broke up with him.
Huh. Russell Crowe. And here I thought this was going to be about a Red Green Show revival.
You’d think all that relentless trekking lugging a giant egg-baby with ash and brock would help misty to still fit in her cerulean gym bikini
I fucking love that reference.
Beating up on this kid for something she was born with seems unfair. Even for this site.
she looks so much better w/ long black hair than instead of having blue, purple, etc hair
No, she still looks like shit.
wow he has really transformed himself into lookin like a homeless guy
never knew it was possible to have a pointy boner!!
I think it’s like a dog penis when the red thing comes out.
she looks scary :/
shes looks like a horse yo
I know Hollywood is a cutthroat business but damn, right on the red carpet?!
Hello CPS?
Hello CPS?
So she went to her plastic surgeon and said “give me the Deena Cortese”?
Katy Perry demonstrating the two things that keep her relevent.
…so the bartender says why the long face.
If you were sleeping with her you would be playing the guitar too.
Somebody please tell the aliens that we want the old Rose McGowan back.
So this is what it looks like when you are having twins.
Too funny, Scott Dicksuck trying to look like a manly man. LOL!!!
I saw a picture of her after her accident and you could barely see anything. The reason she wrecked her face was vanity, that and she was evidently bargain basement shopping for a plastic surgeon. LOL!!!
Strike a pose, jeez can you believe the vanity of these people? Meanwhile he’s smothering his kid, looks like someone needs to check for a pulse.
Looks like she’s doing her War Horse act again.
Like if this guy does not have a reason to sing out of happiness
Nothing wrong here at all.
Keep in mind she is 23 years old. Looks fried up and used. FRIGHTENING.
She really fucked up her face with that nose ring.
She is a cluster fuck of a train wreck.
‘Sup bro?