The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.12.12

October 12th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..

SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    InkyBlack
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    GORDON’S ALIVE!

  2. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Max Ipad
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    Call me a traditionalist, but the modern maternal Herp-Derp call-and-response bonding method just doesn’t have the same organic feel as the tradition Marco-Polo succession.

  3. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
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    I love living in an age where advanced fabrics can give us things like yoga pants.

  4. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    Christina Ricci’s mom is looking constipated today.

  5. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Max Ipad
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    Once again, Fed Ex has managed to squeeze much more efficiency out of their deliveries. Who’s got time for the “Bend and Snap”?

  6. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Putin needs a shave.

  7. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Fom the thumbnail, I thought Salman Rushdie had let himself go.

  8. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
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    Dude looks like Zach Braff with stubble.

  9. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
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    Guy’s got the best view in the house. You just know the only thing going through his mind is putting both her legs on his shoulders and going to town on her.

  10. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
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    Frank’s taken a liking to displaying his sexual proclivities in public in his old age.

  11. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Depressing.

  12. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    That dress doesn’t show enough of her body to distract from the face.

  13. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    Jessica Biel has never looked better. Good for her…

  14. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    What’s up with the knot on the bottom of that dress?

  15. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    I fucking love this woman.

  16. Carla Gugino Cleavage 8th Annual Focus For Change Benefit
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    She’s fucking gorgeous! We don’t see nearly enough of her.

  17. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
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    A good showing from Emmy Awesome. I have a shameless desire to wreck that ass.

  18. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
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    If I didn’t know who she is, I would totally smash that. But the fact is that I know that she’s a Kamahameha x100 cunt. Wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole.

  19. Misty May Treanor Bikini
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    Not bad.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    No thanks.

  21. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
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    Fucking perfect in every way.

  22. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Pregnancy was the best thing that ever happened to her. She was always fucking beautiful, but now she’s got tits and an even sexier figure.

  23. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Sometimes I can understand why Owen Wilson tried to kill himself after she broke up with him.

  24. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    Huh. Russell Crowe. And here I thought this was going to be about a Red Green Show revival.

  25. Misty May Treanor Bikini
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    You’d think all that relentless trekking lugging a giant egg-baby with ash and brock would help misty to still fit in her cerulean gym bikini

  26. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    SexJihaad9/11
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    Beating up on this kid for something she was born with seems unfair. Even for this site.

  27. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    she looks so much better w/ long black hair than instead of having blue, purple, etc hair

  28. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
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    wow he has really transformed himself into lookin like a homeless guy

  29. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    Josie
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    never knew it was possible to have a pointy boner!!

  30. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Josie
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    she looks scary :/

  31. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    shes looks like a horse yo

  32. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
    Troll's Nighmare
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    I know Hollywood is a cutthroat business but damn, right on the red carpet?!

  33. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    tlmck
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    Hello CPS?

  34. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Hello CPS?

  35. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
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    So she went to her plastic surgeon and said “give me the Deena Cortese”?

  36. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Mickey01232000
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    Katy Perry demonstrating the two things that keep her relevent.

  37. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Mickey01232000
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    …so the bartender says why the long face.

  38. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    If you were sleeping with her you would be playing the guitar too.

  39. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    Somebody please tell the aliens that we want the old Rose McGowan back.

  40. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    Mickey01232000
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    So this is what it looks like when you are having twins.

  41. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
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    Too funny, Scott Dicksuck trying to look like a manly man. LOL!!!

  42. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    I saw a picture of her after her accident and you could barely see anything. The reason she wrecked her face was vanity, that and she was evidently bargain basement shopping for a plastic surgeon. LOL!!!

  43. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    Strike a pose, jeez can you believe the vanity of these people? Meanwhile he’s smothering his kid, looks like someone needs to check for a pulse.

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Looks like she’s doing her War Horse act again.

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    Like if this guy does not have a reason to sing out of happiness

  46. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Nothing wrong here at all.

  47. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    Keep in mind she is 23 years old. Looks fried up and used. FRIGHTENING.

  48. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    She really fucked up her face with that nose ring.

  49. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    She is a cluster fuck of a train wreck.

  50. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
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    ‘Sup bro?

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