Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..
SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,
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its that movie where old bruce travels to an alternate timeline and meets young tranny bruce.
Gotta give the wonderbra some credit, the boobs look good.
She’s not wearing a bra.
the dude is singing all kinds of happy songs because he didnt make a baby with linda evangelista.
Little Richard, on behalf of Canada I gratefully accept ownership of Katy Perry. I already know of a great home for her.
just a suggestion- rubber gloves when ur spray tanning = not a good idea.
Fodder upset your stomach Sarah? Go lick your salt block, it’ll sooth it.
salt block, noiiice
Boys from Brazil side effects – Bermuda Triangle Buldge.
Oscar Winner or Oscar Meyer Wiener? You be the judge.
You know Whoopi Goldberg was his first piece of meat, right?
gravity is like the most fickle bullshit in the world
Somewhere inside her that extra chromosone is singing ” I gotta be me ! “
damn she likes them ugly (but well hung I bet)
that looks like me if I put on that bikini…sigh.
Someone must have yelled “Hey!”
Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility.
I’m pretty sure that if we added up all the American Psycho quotes people have posted on the Scott Disick pages here, we could re-construct the entire screenplay.
In other words: stop. This hasn’t been funny, let alone original, for some time.
*smurf penis joke*
Wow, What a Women – I so love her; Still
Instant dislike.
From the thumbnail I thought this would be Michael Jackson skewering something on the ground.
Okay, that’s it; skinny pants need to go the fuck to sleep already.
Dude, not the guitar schtick. That shit stopped working in your sophomore year.
Oh, she didn’t stop bleaching but she’s growing it into an Albino Hitler combover. That’ll help.
A gaggle of meat munchers in their prime
The only American Pie cast member still looking the exact same she did back then. Also yes, I totally would, what were you thinking.
Displaying her only good asset, cause you know her “music” ain’t worth shit.
Hobo with a Raleigh
“Betheny. Betheny please. Climb down from there already. No it’s not a Na’vi orgy; come on, let’s go home.”
Surely an Ipod is more practical?
Somebody please shoot me in the dick, I thought it was Rebecca Black from the thumb.
*shoots Mancuso in the dick*
Fish, get this ugly skunkface off my si-oooooh, hi boobies!
How much you wanna bet Pencil Dick has a tramp stamp?
Janet Jackson is starting to look realistically white…
Mrs Spock complete with interstellar pit stains
Christmas ain’t too far off. He better reel in the cardio if he expects the malls to hire him.
Equus Gaseous
“German shephard starts barking. He’s barking at me. I mean, it’s obvious. He’s barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, “Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fuck out of there!” Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there’s the shock of it… -BAM!… -right in the face. I’m standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fucking dog can, they can smell it on me.”
Did she rent those ears from Will Smith?!?!?
Ms. Chewbacca I presume.
“NO! Not yet- it isn’t fair… Goddamn kids and their elementary school art projects… please one more day at least… PLEASE!”
Kate is gorgeous, no matter what any of you assholes think.
Not sure why I like her but I do. You know how I know that?
I don’t want to push her off a cliff.
Man she’s wide…
Completely unaware that Neo and Trinity are laying siege to the building, Agent Perry tries to torture the codes to the Zion mainframe out of Morpheus with her singing.
O pointy dick,
O pointy pointy,
Anoint my head,
Anointy-nointy.
EEK!
When I was in high school I was madly in love with this cute guy called Stan, and he used to say that weird Pointy Bird poem! I continued to love him anyway. :D
“Someone’s laughing lord. Kumbaya.”
performing what? the part of Rocky Dennis?
Yergross needs to photoshop this. So many possibilities.
And here is a scene from the sequel, Leatherman and Slave.
Pit stains – check, nip slip – check, blow up doll face – check…she’s a true girl next door. Girls in America are ridiculous.
She’s Canadian.
Canada IS in America.
What’s everyone complaining about? This looks like it might be the best freecreditreport.com commercial yet.
Damn it! I was going to say “He looks like that freecreditreport.com asshole.” Beat me to it.