The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.12.12

October 12th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..

SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    zomgbie
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    its that movie where old bruce travels to an alternate timeline and meets young tranny bruce.

  2. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
    colt13
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    Gotta give the wonderbra some credit, the boobs look good.

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
    zomgbie
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    the dude is singing all kinds of happy songs because he didnt make a baby with linda evangelista.

  4. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    welldoneson
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    Little Richard, on behalf of Canada I gratefully accept ownership of Katy Perry. I already know of a great home for her.

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    zomgbie
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    just a suggestion- rubber gloves when ur spray tanning = not a good idea.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    icu
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    Fodder upset your stomach Sarah? Go lick your salt block, it’ll sooth it.

  7. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Boys from Brazil side effects – Bermuda Triangle Buldge.

  8. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Oscar Winner or Oscar Meyer Wiener? You be the judge.

  9. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
    Allison Wunderlan
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    You know Whoopi Goldberg was his first piece of meat, right?

  10. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    c'est bien
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    gravity is like the most fickle bullshit in the world

  11. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Somewhere inside her that extra chromosone is singing ” I gotta be me ! “

  12. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
    savedatwins
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    damn she likes them ugly (but well hung I bet)

  13. Misty May Treanor Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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    that looks like me if I put on that bikini…sigh.

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Quasi
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    Someone must have yelled “Hey!”

  15. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
    Banjobraids
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    Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic meditation on intangibility.

    • I’m pretty sure that if we added up all the American Psycho quotes people have posted on the Scott Disick pages here, we could re-construct the entire screenplay.

      In other words: stop. This hasn’t been funny, let alone original, for some time.

  16. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
    Banjobraids
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    *smurf penis joke*

  17. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
    coyote
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    Wow, What a Women – I so love her; Still

  18. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
    #*%$*@
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    Instant dislike.

  19. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
    #*%$*@
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    From the thumbnail I thought this would be Michael Jackson skewering something on the ground.

  20. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
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    Okay, that’s it; skinny pants need to go the fuck to sleep already.

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    Dude, not the guitar schtick. That shit stopped working in your sophomore year.

  22. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Oh, she didn’t stop bleaching but she’s growing it into an Albino Hitler combover. That’ll help.

  23. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    A gaggle of meat munchers in their prime

  24. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    The only American Pie cast member still looking the exact same she did back then. Also yes, I totally would, what were you thinking.

  25. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Displaying her only good asset, cause you know her “music” ain’t worth shit.

  26. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    Hobo with a Raleigh

  27. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    “Betheny. Betheny please. Climb down from there already. No it’s not a Na’vi orgy; come on, let’s go home.”

  28. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    Surely an Ipod is more practical?

  29. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
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    Somebody please shoot me in the dick, I thought it was Rebecca Black from the thumb.

  30. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Fish, get this ugly skunkface off my si-oooooh, hi boobies!

  31. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    Joaquin ingles
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    How much you wanna bet Pencil Dick has a tramp stamp?

  32. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    Janet Jackson is starting to look realistically white…

  33. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    Mrs Spock complete with interstellar pit stains

  34. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    Joaquin ingles
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    Christmas ain’t too far off. He better reel in the cardio if he expects the malls to hire him.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Equus Gaseous

  36. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
    Joaquin ingles
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    “German shephard starts barking. He’s barking at me. I mean, it’s obvious. He’s barking at me. Every nerve-ending, all my senses, blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, “Take off, man! Just bail, just get the fuck out of there!” Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there’s the shock of it… -BAM!… -right in the face. I’m standing there drenched in panic. All these sheriffs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that fucking dog can, they can smell it on me.”

  37. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Did she rent those ears from Will Smith?!?!?

  38. Faye Resnick Cleavage Kyle Richards Boutique Opening
    hacksaw
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    Ms. Chewbacca I presume.

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Joaquin ingles
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    “NO! Not yet- it isn’t fair… Goddamn kids and their elementary school art projects… please one more day at least… PLEASE!”

  40. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Stupid
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    Kate is gorgeous, no matter what any of you assholes think.

  41. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Not sure why I like her but I do. You know how I know that?

    I don’t want to push her off a cliff.

  42. Misty May Treanor Bikini
    Biff
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    Man she’s wide…

  43. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Completely unaware that Neo and Trinity are laying siege to the building, Agent Perry tries to torture the codes to the Zion mainframe out of Morpheus with her singing.

  44. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    O pointy dick,
    O pointy pointy,
    Anoint my head,
    Anointy-nointy.

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
    Joaquin ingles
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    “Someone’s laughing lord. Kumbaya.”

  46. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    M3
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    performing what? the part of Rocky Dennis?

  47. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Joaquin ingles
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    Yergross needs to photoshop this. So many possibilities.

  48. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
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    And here is a scene from the sequel, Leatherman and Slave.

  49. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Jabber
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    Pit stains – check, nip slip – check, blow up doll face – check…she’s a true girl next door. Girls in America are ridiculous.

  50. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    What’s everyone complaining about? This looks like it might be the best freecreditreport.com commercial yet.

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