The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.12.12

October 12th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..

SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
    neo
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    She only got those kids to have her own clothing line sweat shop.

  2. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
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    Please give generously to the “Let’s wipe out scholiosis” foundation.

  3. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    neo
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    Enough already – can well all agree she is NOT pretty. damn internet!

  4. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
    Pine Table Fever
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    Grande by name, Grande by nature.

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child daughter?

  6. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
    kimmykimkim
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    Bangs can be hazardou-BOOBS!

  7. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
    Pine Table Fever
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    Looking not unlike a blind person’s clay model version of Christina Ricci.

  8. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    kimmykimkim
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    I would like to cup them everso gently.

  9. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Pine Table Fever
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    Lumpy.

  10. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
    Animal
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    When’s he going to remove the extraneous “is” from his last name?

  11. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
    Animal
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    She must’ve been wearing edible panties … and they’ve been eaten.

  12. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    The Pope
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    It’s like they’re not even trying with these “Hangover” movies anymore.

  13. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
    The Pope
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    Zombie walk or prarie doggin? You make the call!

  14. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
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    Oh no, the ghost of Ryan Dunn!

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    How the hell do you bag a model with F Sharp? That’s like the sleaziest chord.

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    The Pope
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    “No, no. Not Terry. CARRIE Bradshaw!”

  17. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    whatttt is that?!!

  18. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    B&WMinstrel
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    Thought it was Carmen Miranda in one of her hats

  19. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Someone showed her a mirror.

  20. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
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    is that tom cruise?

  21. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    She finally got boobies!

  22. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
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    “Say hello to… mah lil friend.”

  23. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    The Pope
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    “Oh my god, Jeff! I didn’t think crazy was contagious!”

  24. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    Jenny: “My junk’s bigger than your junk.”

  25. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Do I have to show my penis too?”

  26. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    What the hell happened to Dee Snider?! He is NOT the same since Twisted Sister broke up.

  27. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    Oh that Ozzy. The crazy things he’ll do while relaxing between tours.

  28. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Would you all just give her a break? She seems like a great person and I think she is beautiful too. Props to her for not breaking down and going under the knife despite so much criticism about her physical features.

  29. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “When you asked if I could pick your ass up this isn’t what I had in mind.”

  30. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    This is Justin Beiber’s vest.

  31. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
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    Not pictured: Rick Salomon and a night vision camera

  32. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Every time Frank Langella gets his picture taken, he is beating some guy.

  33. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
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    Look what I found in my closet!

  34. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    A little nuzzle on the gut and Paul Ryan’s colic goes bye-bye.

  35. Blake Lively Cleavage Gossip Girl Set
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    She’s so boring even our comments are boring.

    • Troll's Nighmare

      Maybe because everyone’s busy imagining what she has on under that coat. My best guess is net corset with black leather thigh high boots.

      • No. She’s just fucking boring. Nothing stands out about her. Leighton Meester on the other hand…

      • Troll's Nighmare

        She’s boring you’re right. But I’d want to fuck her not talk to her. The only talking we’d be doing were either me saying Yes, Mistress! or her Stick that dick in my ass!… I’m a romantic, I know.

  36. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
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    What a beast.

  37. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
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    Someone really ugly must be trying to interview her

  38. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    This is what a boob feels like? I’ve got to find somebody to tell this to!

  39. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Pay attention kids, this is how I met your father!”

  40. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    Not sure if she just got a disease or the pole just did.

  41. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    Looks like a bird beak. Alicia Silverstone can’t decide if she should blow it or throw up in it’s mouth.

  42. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    BillEBuoy
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    Thought it was Zack Galfinicocockinippleopolis

  43. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
    BillEBuoy
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    “Suppossed to make the sex more pleasurable this way.”

  44. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
    BillEBuoy
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    Between Rumor and Rose, the “Inspiration” Gala is not a rockin place. Anybody want my ticket? Cheap.

  45. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
    BillEBuoy
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    Cannot stand this woman.

  46. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
    Codot
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    The act of being choked by someone else while you play with yourself. They call it “Frankin’ it”.

  47. Faye Resnick Cleavage Kyle Richards Boutique Opening
    BillEBuoy
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    He needs to work on that shit-grin of his. it’s just . . . freaky.

  48. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
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    That’s a nice ass.

  49. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
    Bionic_Crouton
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    He’s calling in sick to his make believe job.

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