Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..
SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,
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She only got those kids to have her own clothing line sweat shop.
And just look at the shoddy craftsmanship those kids turned out! It’s so threadbare, you can practically see through the material!
Please give generously to the “Let’s wipe out scholiosis” foundation.
Enough already – can well all agree she is NOT pretty. damn internet!
Grande by name, Grande by nature.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child daughter?
Bangs can be hazardou-BOOBS!
Looking not unlike a blind person’s clay model version of Christina Ricci.
I would like to cup them everso gently.
Lumpy.
When’s he going to remove the extraneous “is” from his last name?
She must’ve been wearing edible panties … and they’ve been eaten.
It’s like they’re not even trying with these “Hangover” movies anymore.
Zombie walk or prarie doggin? You make the call!
Oh no, the ghost of Ryan Dunn!
How the hell do you bag a model with F Sharp? That’s like the sleaziest chord.
“No, no. Not Terry. CARRIE Bradshaw!”
whatttt is that?!!
Thought it was Carmen Miranda in one of her hats
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Someone showed her a mirror.
is that tom cruise?
She finally got boobies!
“Say hello to… mah lil friend.”
“Oh my god, Jeff! I didn’t think crazy was contagious!”
Jenny: “My junk’s bigger than your junk.”
“Do I have to show my penis too?”
What the hell happened to Dee Snider?! He is NOT the same since Twisted Sister broke up.
Oh that Ozzy. The crazy things he’ll do while relaxing between tours.
Would you all just give her a break? She seems like a great person and I think she is beautiful too. Props to her for not breaking down and going under the knife despite so much criticism about her physical features.
“Hi, I’m moopy, this is my first day on the internet. Why are you all so mean?” Scroll up. Read site name. It’s not “thewonderfulpersonality.com”
Triple thumbs-Up Marcus.
We don’t read this shit for happy pleasantries, dammit.
She’s an Obamunist, she deserves no breaks.
“When you asked if I could pick your ass up this isn’t what I had in mind.”
This is Justin Beiber’s vest.
Not pictured: Rick Salomon and a night vision camera
Every time Frank Langella gets his picture taken, he is beating some guy.
I meant to say abusing some guy.
Look what I found in my closet!
A little nuzzle on the gut and Paul Ryan’s colic goes bye-bye.
She’s so boring even our comments are boring.
Maybe because everyone’s busy imagining what she has on under that coat. My best guess is net corset with black leather thigh high boots.
No. She’s just fucking boring. Nothing stands out about her. Leighton Meester on the other hand…
She’s boring you’re right. But I’d want to fuck her not talk to her. The only talking we’d be doing were either me saying Yes, Mistress! or her Stick that dick in my ass!… I’m a romantic, I know.
What a beast.
Someone really ugly must be trying to interview her
This is what a boob feels like? I’ve got to find somebody to tell this to!
“Pay attention kids, this is how I met your father!”
Not sure if she just got a disease or the pole just did.
Looks like a bird beak. Alicia Silverstone can’t decide if she should blow it or throw up in it’s mouth.
Thought it was Zack Galfinicocockinippleopolis
“Suppossed to make the sex more pleasurable this way.”
Between Rumor and Rose, the “Inspiration” Gala is not a rockin place. Anybody want my ticket? Cheap.
Cannot stand this woman.
The act of being choked by someone else while you play with yourself. They call it “Frankin’ it”.
He needs to work on that shit-grin of his. it’s just . . . freaky.
That’s a nice ass.
He’s calling in sick to his make believe job.