Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..
SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,
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She looks good even when the photo isn’t.
(……McDonald’s……or……………..Burger King?………)
Looks like she still has a little sherminator on her back teeth.
How effective is a bodyguard that’s had his nose broken twice before?
That’s a nice bike. Should be ridden OFF-road though.
Thank you, Jenny, for pointing out that all men are not created equally.
That’s all I need to see.
Demi = hot
Bruce = hot
Rumer = wtf?
that’s what happens when the faces don’t match.
two “hot” people with incompatible faces will create ugly kids.
Actually, demi wasn’t that hot when she was younger. Look what happened when she passed on her narrow eyes and nose to her kids.
So let this be a lesson to you all. Do one of those face blending photoshop things before deciding who to have kids with
We now know what it takes to impregnate Alessandra. Non-stop serenades.
Rose’s plastic surgery turned her into an astonishingly good-looking 55 year old woman.
“Make sure to always show tits” thankfully seems to be her mantra
That pencil thin mustache is doing nothing for your looks honey.
The best part is that she paid for that shadow mustache…(lip injections)
Plastic surgery addict? I wonder what she looked like originally, before she decided to become a tranny.
I can’t think of anything cute to say. She’s just straight-up vile in too many ways.
Now the Geico twat janglers are following around hot models?
“Anyone have a carrot?”
Guess none of these guys are her biggest fans
That’s actually an ingenious way to get your coke through the TSA. “Sir what’s that powder?”
“It’s for the baby of course”
If those are implants her surgeons did a nice job.
The modest size looks realistic. She a little thing and would be quite the joke showing up with basketballs straining the chest wall.
You mean like that woman from that Essex show who had A-cups at 18 but now has 32 DDs at 22. Holy shit does she look ridiculous.
Blah…she’s like vanilla ice cream from Canada.
Thought it was Pippa Middleton from the thumbs. Well, same lack of an ass.
She usually wears less clothes but I’ll accept the missing bra this time.
These are my friends, Potato, Pointy, Hamster and Blake.
Made me fucking LOL!
All that plastic surgery, and didn’t bother to do anything about her sweat glands.
Wink…all sexy like
Hahaha! I will sleep with your men! MWAAHAHAHAHA!
Nice of Emma Stone to bring her mom to events.
Careful Kate, that pendant might just pop one of those new tits up.
I’m telling you, just like that pic of Ali Larter earlier in the week. The Skarsgård is in the vicinity of these women.
She’s putting on a brave smile for a girl being dragged away for an “audition” by a fat producer
Boy that ass is never gonna’ be right again. Hahahahahaaaaaaaah haaah! I kill me.
You know the va-jay-jay must be dangerously loose when she has to tie a knot in her dress in case the baby slips out/realizes it must escape this trainwreck.
Is there really a market for “Make it look like I have no boner” underwear?
It’s hard to pull off a sexy face when your nostrils are like a German Shepards.
Woah woah woah, no reason to insult the Shepherds!!
Whew! I’m glad you mentioned it was a novelty photo…for a minute there I thought they’d gone Back…to the Future!
Yup, hard as rock, why do you ask?
Hoochie Ma, chicken head.
“What? The sharp pendant? No don’t worry, I can’t feel a thing down there.”
I’m down with the first two suggestions, but why would I want to change it??
I think in this case, “change” refers to taking off her clothes and putting on something else. I’m halfway on board with that philosophy.
She is obviously “performing” her “My head is crooked, but my eyes are still straight” trick! TA DA!
“How many sidewalks must a douche walk down…”
In retrospect I guess it was obvious that the whole mess was always eventually going to evolve in to “John and Kate, Plus Eight, Minus John, Minus Eight.”
Damn, that’s a lot of math. I only went to public school.
Wanna’ hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Dear Misty-May Treanor, Please brace yourself for an onslaught of criticism from anonymous people for allowing a picture of yourself to be taken, in which you appeared to be in better shape than most Americans.
I’m not as body-judgmental as a lot of others here, but some people just shouldn’t be wearing bikinis. Especially the ones that reveal that your breasts are mostly areola.
Oh my god, I ate most of the crouton, then a ketchup package for dessert. I think I might puke. Well, let’s be honest, I’m definitely going to puke.
Oh my gosh! I FINALLY understand the ending to “The Crying Game!”
I’ve heard of sympathetic pregnancies before…but this is ridiculous.
“I just can’t seem to get rid of this baby fat.”
I give her a pass…she’s hot!
So SO very Hot
Not ANOTHER picture of Kesley Grammar carrying his baby!?!