The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.12.12

October 12th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..

SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    She looks good even when the photo isn’t.

  2. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    (……McDonald’s……or……………..Burger King?………)

  3. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    JK
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    Looks like she still has a little sherminator on her back teeth.

  4. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
    Jman
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    How effective is a bodyguard that’s had his nose broken twice before?

  5. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    Sheppy
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    That’s a nice bike. Should be ridden OFF-road though.

  6. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    Jade
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    Thank you, Jenny, for pointing out that all men are not created equally.

  7. Ariana Grande Butt Yoga Pants Swindle Set
    Sheppy
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    That’s all I need to see.

  8. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Jade
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    Demi = hot
    Bruce = hot
    Rumer = wtf?

    • anonym

      that’s what happens when the faces don’t match.

      two “hot” people with incompatible faces will create ugly kids.

      Actually, demi wasn’t that hot when she was younger. Look what happened when she passed on her narrow eyes and nose to her kids.

      So let this be a lesson to you all. Do one of those face blending photoshop things before deciding who to have kids with

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    We now know what it takes to impregnate Alessandra. Non-stop serenades.

  10. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
    Jade
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    Rose’s plastic surgery turned her into an astonishingly good-looking 55 year old woman.

  11. Blake Lively Cleavage Gossip Girl Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    “Make sure to always show tits” thankfully seems to be her mantra

  12. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Jman
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    That pencil thin mustache is doing nothing for your looks honey.

  13. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Jade
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    Plastic surgery addict? I wonder what she looked like originally, before she decided to become a tranny.

  14. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
    Jade
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    I can’t think of anything cute to say. She’s just straight-up vile in too many ways.

  15. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
    Jman
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    Now the Geico twat janglers are following around hot models?

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Jade
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    “Anyone have a carrot?”

  17. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    Guess none of these guys are her biggest fans

  18. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    Jman
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    That’s actually an ingenious way to get your coke through the TSA. “Sir what’s that powder?”
    “It’s for the baby of course”

  19. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Cock Dr
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    If those are implants her surgeons did a nice job.
    The modest size looks realistic. She a little thing and would be quite the joke showing up with basketballs straining the chest wall.

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Blah…she’s like vanilla ice cream from Canada.

  21. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Thought it was Pippa Middleton from the thumbs. Well, same lack of an ass.

  22. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Jman
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    She usually wears less clothes but I’ll accept the missing bra this time.

  23. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    These are my friends, Potato, Pointy, Hamster and Blake.

  24. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    ThisWillHurt
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    All that plastic surgery, and didn’t bother to do anything about her sweat glands.

  25. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Wink…all sexy like

  26. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hahaha! I will sleep with your men! MWAAHAHAHAHA!

  27. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nice of Emma Stone to bring her mom to events.

  28. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Careful Kate, that pendant might just pop one of those new tits up.

  29. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
    Jman
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    I’m telling you, just like that pic of Ali Larter earlier in the week. The Skarsgård is in the vicinity of these women.

  30. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    She’s putting on a brave smile for a girl being dragged away for an “audition” by a fat producer

  31. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Boy that ass is never gonna’ be right again. Hahahahahaaaaaaaah haaah! I kill me.

  32. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    You know the va-jay-jay must be dangerously loose when she has to tie a knot in her dress in case the baby slips out/realizes it must escape this trainwreck.

  33. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    Is there really a market for “Make it look like I have no boner” underwear?

  34. Faye Resnick Cleavage Kyle Richards Boutique Opening
    Jman
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    It’s hard to pull off a sexy face when your nostrils are like a German Shepards.

  35. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
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    Whew! I’m glad you mentioned it was a novelty photo…for a minute there I thought they’d gone Back…to the Future!

  36. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Yup, hard as rock, why do you ask?

  37. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Hoochie Ma, chicken head.

  38. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    “What? The sharp pendant? No don’t worry, I can’t feel a thing down there.”

  39. Carla Gugino Cleavage 8th Annual Focus For Change Benefit
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    I’m down with the first two suggestions, but why would I want to change it??

    • I think in this case, “change” refers to taking off her clothes and putting on something else. I’m halfway on board with that philosophy.

  40. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    She is obviously “performing” her “My head is crooked, but my eyes are still straight” trick! TA DA!

  41. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    “How many sidewalks must a douche walk down…”

  42. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
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    In retrospect I guess it was obvious that the whole mess was always eventually going to evolve in to “John and Kate, Plus Eight, Minus John, Minus Eight.”

  43. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
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    Wanna’ hear the most annoying sound in the world?

  44. Misty May Treanor Bikini
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    Dear Misty-May Treanor, Please brace yourself for an onslaught of criticism from anonymous people for allowing a picture of yourself to be taken, in which you appeared to be in better shape than most Americans.

    • I’m not as body-judgmental as a lot of others here, but some people just shouldn’t be wearing bikinis. Especially the ones that reveal that your breasts are mostly areola.

  45. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Oh my god, I ate most of the crouton, then a ketchup package for dessert. I think I might puke. Well, let’s be honest, I’m definitely going to puke.

  46. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    Oh my gosh! I FINALLY understand the ending to “The Crying Game!”

  47. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    I’ve heard of sympathetic pregnancies before…but this is ridiculous.

  48. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    “I just can’t seem to get rid of this baby fat.”

  49. Carla Gugino Cleavage 8th Annual Focus For Change Benefit
    neo
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    I give her a pass…she’s hot!

  50. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Not ANOTHER picture of Kesley Grammar carrying his baby!?!

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