The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.12.12

October 12th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..

SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
    Deacon Jones
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    I’d hit it

  2. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    I wonder what it’s like to know that you are, in fact, the original MILF.

  3. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Discount Double-Check.

  4. Carla Gugino Cleavage 8th Annual Focus For Change Benefit
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    something weird going on in that armpit…I wanna poke a stick at it and see what’s up.

  5. Misty May Treanor Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Looks like Kirstie Alley is getting back into shape.

  6. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    bbiowa
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    So if one of you gets the measles, then you’ll ALL get the measles! Or diphtheria. Or whooping cough. But it’s okay, at least you won’t be autistic.

  7. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
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    She’s dating Danny Bonaduce now?!?

  8. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    “And then…..and then {sob} he, he told me he was at the point of taking 4 viagra a night….and, and his doctor told him if he took anymore he could….dddIIIIIEEEE {sob}, oh my god! “

  9. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    bbiowa
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    Benjamin Harrison is looking damn good for 179.

  10. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    She’s only “performing” in the sense that when you go to see a freak show, they’re just laying around but are considered “performing”.

  11. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
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    I have this idea for a one time TV event. Kate Gosselin and Octomom, we mix up all their kids and each of them has to correctly identify which kids are theirs. Whichever one correctly identifies the least number of their children, we shoot in the face. And then we shoot the other one in the face.

  12. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Though it was Miley Cyrus. But that’s still a few years away. But she’s on course.

  13. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Deacon Jones
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    Is she auditioning for the new Star Trek movie?

  14. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    Mr. Poop
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    that guy’s penis is a needle

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    catapostrophe
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    One too many oats.

  16. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    tlmck
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    Tranny

  17. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    Poor girl. That face. Imagine being able to say that getting into a relationship with Marilyn Manson isn’t the worst thing you’ve done to yourself.

  18. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
    Cock Dr
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    The secret is that you only cut off the air for 90 seconds…that’s time enough for any man to finish his…finish.

  19. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Just how many different women did God use to put her together?

  20. Misty May Treanor Bikini
    tlmck
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    She’s intense even just walking down the beach.

  21. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
    bbiowa
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    First thought: Dina Lohan cleaned up. Second thought: first thought not a compliment to either of them.

  22. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Boy, growing her hair out really makes her look fatter.

  23. Emmy Rossum Butt Tight Jeans
    DeucePickle
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    This is her best side, though.

  24. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
    bbiowa
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    Though it was Brooke Shields with her teeth out. Still think it might be.

  25. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Wonder whom she made a deal with for fame and fortune because I’m sure not even the devil would take her soul.

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    bbiowa
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    She and Madonna seem to have cornered the tendon market.

  27. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
    alex
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    Oh dear lord, what happened to her? I had that magazine cover with her and Rosario looking HOT, this is just sad.

  28. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Let’s use this photo as motivation to send kids back to school.

  29. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
    DeucePickle
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    I’ll brace for all the “thumbs down” but she looks kinda hot here.

    • She looks kinda hot a lot of times, and it’s really difficult to type this while simultaneously smashing my scrotum with a brick out of self-loathing.

    • TheCynic

      I’d wreck this MILF. I’d probably have to shoot her afterwards when she started nagging though.

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
    tlmck
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    I’d rather have the Epiphone.

  31. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    DeucePickle
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    Shouldn’t some women at least TRY botoxing their hands ?

  32. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
    bbiowa
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    She’s that special ed girl that you weren’t allowed to kiss any more, but then she said please and you remembered she tasted like cookies and pedialyte and you got like a twelve on your PSAT and flunked your driver’s permit test and needed a pick-me-up and who the fuck cares that you’re in high school and she’s in fourth grade, because she’s been there for like four years and omigod just LOOK at that.

  33. Faye Resnick Cleavage Kyle Richards Boutique Opening
    DeucePickle
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    All these man-chicks are freaking me out

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Troll's Nighmare
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    Whatever de-aging moistureizer she’s using it’s time to change because it’s NOT FUCKING WORKING!

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Radadoon
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    Those hands, that face, those arms….it must be like making love to a raison.

  36. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
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    She looks like the crazy bitch who buries people alive on Days of our Lives.

  37. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Love her to pieces!

  38. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    JC
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    Second guy from left: Coneheads, The Porn Version.

  39. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
    tlmck
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    Instead of a new series, Bravo gave her a bag of coupons.

  40. Russell Crowe Huge Gray Beard Riding Bike
    JC
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    Until I read the caption, I thought one of the dudes from Sons of Anarchy went on a health kick.

  41. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
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    Should have let Michael Myers stab her.

  42. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    DeucePickle
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    Oh my God, this is so damn hot !
    Let’s see here, right click…save as…..rename file KateBoobGraze….ok, done. Thanks, PB.

  43. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
    Alison
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    For a second I thought Lea Michele got a boob job.

  44. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    JC
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    And here I thought babies liked oxygen. Shows what I know.

  45. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    Merely being present at a nudie cinema got Fred Willard in trouble, but this bitch is allowed to go at it in a playground?

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    BigOkie
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    One giant, pale right hand…

  47. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    BigOkie
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    This has always been Kate’s best angle… er, only acceptable angle. Decent ass, the rest is just “meh”.

  48. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Primitivefix06
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    “So, get your knees flexin’, and your arms T-rexin’! And creep! Ahh, do the creep!”

  49. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Primitivefix06
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    “I HAD MY TEETH CLEANED TODAY! HAHAHA!”

  50. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
    Joe
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    Halloween costume of Kuato from Total Recall?

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