Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..
SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,
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I’d hit it
With what?;)
A shovel, a 2 X 4, the Hulk’s kid’s lunchbox thermos — the list is endless.
I’m sorry but “Hulk” and “thermos” are reserved for something else this month.
I wonder what it’s like to know that you are, in fact, the original MILF.
Coolidge will rock Milk Studios!!
Discount Double-Check.
something weird going on in that armpit…I wanna poke a stick at it and see what’s up.
Looks like Kirstie Alley is getting back into shape.
So if one of you gets the measles, then you’ll ALL get the measles! Or diphtheria. Or whooping cough. But it’s okay, at least you won’t be autistic.
She’s dating Danny Bonaduce now?!?
“And then…..and then {sob} he, he told me he was at the point of taking 4 viagra a night….and, and his doctor told him if he took anymore he could….dddIIIIIEEEE {sob}, oh my god! “
Benjamin Harrison is looking damn good for 179.
She’s only “performing” in the sense that when you go to see a freak show, they’re just laying around but are considered “performing”.
I have this idea for a one time TV event. Kate Gosselin and Octomom, we mix up all their kids and each of them has to correctly identify which kids are theirs. Whichever one correctly identifies the least number of their children, we shoot in the face. And then we shoot the other one in the face.
Simply brilliant.
Right every time!!
Though it was Miley Cyrus. But that’s still a few years away. But she’s on course.
Is she auditioning for the new Star Trek movie?
that guy’s penis is a needle
One too many oats.
Tranny
Poor girl. That face. Imagine being able to say that getting into a relationship with Marilyn Manson isn’t the worst thing you’ve done to yourself.
The secret is that you only cut off the air for 90 seconds…that’s time enough for any man to finish his…finish.
Just how many different women did God use to put her together?
More like women and men LOL!!!
She’s intense even just walking down the beach.
First thought: Dina Lohan cleaned up. Second thought: first thought not a compliment to either of them.
Boy, growing her hair out really makes her look fatter.
This is her best side, though.
Though it was Brooke Shields with her teeth out. Still think it might be.
Wonder whom she made a deal with for fame and fortune because I’m sure not even the devil would take her soul.
What soul?
She and Madonna seem to have cornered the tendon market.
Oh dear lord, what happened to her? I had that magazine cover with her and Rosario looking HOT, this is just sad.
Let’s use this photo as motivation to send kids back to school.
I’ll brace for all the “thumbs down” but she looks kinda hot here.
She looks kinda hot a lot of times, and it’s really difficult to type this while simultaneously smashing my scrotum with a brick out of self-loathing.
I’d wreck this MILF. I’d probably have to shoot her afterwards when she started nagging though.
I’d rather have the Epiphone.
Shouldn’t some women at least TRY botoxing their hands ?
That was supposed to be a thumbs-up. How about fillers? Gloves? Amputation?
She’s that special ed girl that you weren’t allowed to kiss any more, but then she said please and you remembered she tasted like cookies and pedialyte and you got like a twelve on your PSAT and flunked your driver’s permit test and needed a pick-me-up and who the fuck cares that you’re in high school and she’s in fourth grade, because she’s been there for like four years and omigod just LOOK at that.
All these man-chicks are freaking me out
Whatever de-aging moistureizer she’s using it’s time to change because it’s NOT FUCKING WORKING!
Those hands, that face, those arms….it must be like making love to a raison.
She looks like the crazy bitch who buries people alive on Days of our Lives.
She’s working that buried alive look herself…
heehehehe
Love her to pieces!
Second guy from left: Coneheads, The Porn Version.
Instead of a new series, Bravo gave her a bag of coupons.
Until I read the caption, I thought one of the dudes from Sons of Anarchy went on a health kick.
Should have let Michael Myers stab her.
Oh my God, this is so damn hot !
Let’s see here, right click…save as…..rename file KateBoobGraze….ok, done. Thanks, PB.
For a second I thought Lea Michele got a boob job.
And here I thought babies liked oxygen. Shows what I know.
Merely being present at a nudie cinema got Fred Willard in trouble, but this bitch is allowed to go at it in a playground?
Well, there’s “being present,” and then there’s presenting. It’s a subtle difference, I know.
One giant, pale right hand…
This has always been Kate’s best angle… er, only acceptable angle. Decent ass, the rest is just “meh”.
“So, get your knees flexin’, and your arms T-rexin’! And creep! Ahh, do the creep!”
“I HAD MY TEETH CLEANED TODAY! HAHAHA!”
Halloween costume of Kuato from Total Recall?
Otauk. The baby’s all backwards an’ shit.