The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.12.12

October 12th, 2012 // 525 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which for some strange reason drew heavily on the amfAR Inspiration Gala. Probably because it was such a worth caus– Breasts! The reason was breasts. We’ve also got Scott Disick checking the room service balance for Khloe’s room, pit stains are like, still totally the rage, Kelsey Grammer expertly swaddling his child while leaving his hands free for facial groping and mauling, and finally, Sarah Jessica Parker is so hungry she could eat a..

SALAD. Blammo! Didn’t see that coming, did you? *tugs collar* Enjoy your weekend,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    “I ate like a horse. Does that make me a cannibal”?

  2. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
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    It seems energy drinks also give you the sweats

  3. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    “Quaid! Start the reactor! Free Maaaaars!!!”

  4. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Props for looking like a House Wife of Atlanta!

  5. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    YAAR
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    Upon further review…

    Yes, I would like to sleep with this woman.

  6. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
    Raoul
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    “Hey, Leto. Scott. Look up and to your right. Checkmate!”

  7. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
    YAAR
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    On the other end is Jared Leto. They are having a conversation about who is douchier.

  8. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    This is from the carnival out front. If you can get a baseball in you win a stuffed Spongebob.

    • I’m not quite sure what we’re supposed to be throwing a baseball in. I see at least two things in the picture, and this is just above her waist.

  9. Carla Gugino Cleavage 8th Annual Focus For Change Benefit
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    I’m digging her 3 boobs!

  10. Bethenny Frankel Sliding Down Playground Pole
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    Each time she goes down it, it gets easier to slide.

  11. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    Raoul
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    “We aren’t all soooo excited to see you, Jenny!” said none of these guys. Ever.

  12. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    YAAR
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    Nice disguise, Marilyn Manson…but I know it’s you.

  13. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
    Talamasca
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    such a beautiful woman, with such a terrible taste in men

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Dee Snyder is looking rough these days.

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    YAAR
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    I shouldn’t have had that second helping of hay.

  16. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Talamasca
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    love the mustache shadow, makes him look manlier

  17. Katy Perry Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Contusion
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    Looks like Jenny from Flippin’ Out.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    “No no no, my husband’s the singer in the family? What? Me sing something? Right now? I can’t… I’m a little hoarse!”

  19. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
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    “yeah dude, I’m standing right in the spot. Kris was all on her back with a leaf blower…Kourtney’s skirt was up around her ears. This whole family of bitches are shameless, but I’M the douchebag?”

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
    Raoul
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    Admit it: if you’d put a baby in that, you’d walk around singing all the time, too.

    • Troll's Nighmare

      He’ll be singing a different tune once the baby is born and it’s his turn to get up 3 AM to check on it.

      • DeucePickle

        I want to say, “you’re fucking right about that, buddy”.
        But the truth is, they are probably paying some home nurse or nanny a ton of money to do all that shit for them.

      • Happy_Evil_Dude

        They’ve already got two kids. The last one was born, what, a month back?

      • Troll's Nighmare

        Happy, you actually expect us to know this?! On a site called The Superficial… that would defeat the whole purpose of this site.

  21. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
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    Look we’re all looking at #2 guys weird boner…at least the dude on the right is being discreet.

  22. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
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    Even my penis is revolted at the sight of this woman .. and that’s saying something!

  23. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
    Contusion
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    …’cause I guess the one where you put your face on the cover of a fashion magazine might be a little awkward.

  24. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
    Contusion
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    and they picked this right back up at the hotel later on.

  25. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
    Troll's Nighmare
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    You have called the suicide hotline:
    - For loss of hope, press 1
    - For manic-depression, press 2
    - If you are Scott Disick, jump

  26. Kyle Richards Cleavage New Store Opening
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    Demi Moore .. or her sister Dinty?

  27. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Contusion
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    when you can’t see her big long tits distracting from her big long face, you realize there is no reason to look in the first place.

  28. Jenny McCarthy Posing With Male Models In Speedos
    Cock Dr
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    Meh

  29. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
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    “Now massage my balls…..”

  30. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
    Contusion
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    She’s looking more and more like the old actress who is now in a local production of Arsenic and Old Lace.

  31. Frank Langella Strangling Jake Schreier Robot And Frank Screening
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    “…and then this end ties over the closet rod”

  32. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Performing?

    she..uh…does something?

  33. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Legs
    Contusion
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    Is she there to watch a show being taped?

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio Serenated By Fiance Jamie Mazur
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    You know he’s a serious musician by the way he doesn’t use a strap for his guitar.

  35. Rose McGowan Cleavage amfAR Gala Joker Face
    dudelookslikealady
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    Joan Collins looks great for 79.

  36. Misty May Treanor Bikini
    Contusion
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    I guess the Olympics are over. Forever.

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Whew, I’m winded from horsing around! Was that self deprecating?

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Performing? Shouldn’t there be a pink poodle riding on her back around the ring?

  39. Kate Hudson Cleavage Butt Tight Dress amfAR Inspiration Gala
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    Honestly, that’s some creamy, cleavagey goodness.

  40. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage amfAR Inspiration Gala
    Contusion
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    she looks like one of those characters at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.

  41. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
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    Hottest derp ever.

  42. Kelsey Grammer Baby In Sling
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    At first I thought he had put on a lot of weight. Then I saw the legs and the smug look on his face, and I felt a sensation of horror. only then did I realize he had a baby strapped to himself, and the sensation of horror blossomed.

  43. Salma Hayek Tight Dress
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    Even retarded Salma Hayek is hot!

  44. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    Andy Dick is really letting himself go

  45. Faye Resnick Cleavage Kyle Richards Boutique Opening
    Contusion
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    wow, she still gets invited places because she knew someone that OJ murdered?

  46. Scott Disick Shirtless On Balcony
    bbiowa
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    In an alternate universe, there is no reason for this guy to exist. Actually, there’s no reason in this one, either.

  47. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Is she pregnant, or just really fucking gross?

    Hah, I know…potato potato

  48. Paulina Gretzky Nipple See Through Dress Mr Pink Ginseng Energy Drink Launch
    Deacon Jones
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    Whore and a half

  49. Heidi Klum New Boyfriend Martin Kirsten Old Fashioned Photo Disneyland
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    Well, his hat is black.

  50. Rumer Willis amfAR Inspiration Gala
    DeucePickle
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    Can you imagine what the offspring would look like if you could get Haley Joel Osment to fuck this guy ?

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