The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.11.13

October 11th, 2013 // 483 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you in the raucous wake (He’s up a half dozen Twitter followers!) of Fish revealing his true identity in the form of Batman homoerotica and a penis joke questionnaire. Since the truth is out, let’s all play a game. First person to Google the girls’ names whose porch we drunkenly peed on in college wins a free Sheetz hot dog. It’s a meaningful prize, because that’s where we were going. Before we peed on someone’s porch. While they sat in rocking chairs watching us.

Welcome to our prestigious lives of honor,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
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    I have a hard time making fun of Kelly. No one ever said she was a skinny super model. She’s just a great singer, whether you like her style of music or not. Sounds like I’m defending her and I’m not trying to be one of those idiots. But just seems pointless to poke fun at the thick girl when she’s clearly not trying to get that kind of attention in the first place.

  2. Jay-Z 02 Arena
    Billy Blaze
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    I yawned at the last Jay-z concert too

  3. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    Dave Chapplle and Demi Lovato.

  4. Carla Howe, Melissa Howe In Underwear Posing On Cab
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    There are hotter women at the mall.

  5. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
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    Her baby sure grew up fast. Looks like a chip off the ol’ block.

  6. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    Der!

  7. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
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    Is that coke bloat? I’m not a doctor. I wouldn’t even play one for these two.

  8. Sandra Bullock Legs Minidress Gravity
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    Well hey now.

  9. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
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    Somebody’s been to Warby Parker!

  10. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
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    Two photos of Iggy Azalea in a row?

  11. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
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    SQUATCH!!!!!!

  12. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Forget Oddjob… here’s Rimjob, Nosejob and Conjob. I’ll let you sort out who’s who.

  13. Sean Bean Riding Bike Away From Dinosaur
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    Matthew Broderick thought the UK was far enough away to escape Sarah Jessica. He was wrong.

  14. Antonio Banderas Pirate Costume SpongeBob SquarePants 2 Set
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    Spongebob Squarepants 2? Awesome!

  15. Carla Howe, Melissa Howe In Underwear Posing On Cab
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    I wonder if they have any normal clothing or if they just wake up each morning and put on a different two-piece whore outfit?

  16. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
    Dildo Baggins
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    Forever greasy

  17. Quentin Tarantino 18th Busan International Film Festival
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    “I love breasts.. They way they feel like.. bags.. of… sand?”

  18. Sandra Bullock Legs Minidress Gravity
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    Too bad she’s got a kid. Her vag must be ruined.

  19. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
    Deacon Jones
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    “Now I eat, I eat what I want…since you’ve been gonnnne!!.”

  20. Jay-Z 02 Arena
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    A little early for Mardi Gras, no?

  21. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
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    “Take me to your leader”

  22. Antonio Banderas Pirate Costume SpongeBob SquarePants 2 Set
    Cock Dr
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    He has wholeheartedly embraced his aging mediocrity in a way that keeps the checks coming. Well done.

    • And y’know, that’s far more honest than most of the egopaths in Hollywood. Story is he got his start in porn -anything after that is on a higher rung. Well stated.

  23. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
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    I thought Andy Dick’s life WAS the Great American Nightmare?

  24. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
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    “Yeah, so ever since Jenny got me started on scalding hot green tea enemas, I hardly have to wear these glasses.”

  25. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Rollerblading Walking Dogs Instagram
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    5 dogs on leashes and rollerblades…what could go wrong?

    now where is my laser pointer.

  26. Jay-Z 02 Arena
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    Lemme guess… here he is saying “Unh!”.

  27. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
    inkydinkyd
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    is it halloween already?

  28. Quentin Tarantino 18th Busan International Film Festival
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    “…And I did all of these things while I was off of my medication!”

  29. Quentin Tarantino 18th Busan International Film Festival
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    I don’t know what he’s saying, but I bet it goes on a really long time without ever advancing the conversation.

  30. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug

  31. Sandra Bullock Legs Minidress Gravity
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder if everything here is botoxed to the 9th degree. She looks damned near perfect yet frozen solid.

  32. Carla Howe, Melissa Howe In Underwear Posing On Cab
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    I was just going to say that. If they weren’t twins they’d be stripping on Tuesday nights during “Free Wings” night.

  33. Carla Howe, Melissa Howe In Underwear Posing On Cab
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    I appreciate the warning chevrons, honey, but they’re rather unnecessary.

  34.  Jeffrey Wright Tilda Swinton Jim Jarmusch Crazy Eyes Only Lovers Left Alive 51st New York Film Festival
    Falstaff
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    I have concluded, without question, that these are not Libyans.

  35. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
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    Somewhere right now Bill Clinton feels a disturbance in the force…like a million voices cried out for cake.

  36. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
    inkydinky
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    she can try all she wants and have makeup artists and hair stylists and wear expensive clothes but she’s FUG and always will be.

  37. Carla Howe, Melissa Howe In Underwear Posing On Cab
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    I didn’t know angels could fly so low… or get herpes.

  38. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    Sure baby, I’ll sign your titties…”Fuck you Hartford Connecticut, hope you all die in a fire. Dave”

    • On the related subject, I saw Dave’s show a few weeks ago and it was ok at best. There was about 30 minutes in the middle where it just dragged pretty badly. I hope he gets his feet back under him, he’s one of the best.

      Also, he chain smoked through the whole show…I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

      • JPC

        A lot of no-smoking laws have loopholes that allow performers to smoke on stage. I remember there was a story about a bar (I think in Minnesota or Wisconsin) that declared that all patrons were really participants in a nightly performance art piece, in order to let everyone smoke in the bar. Though I think that got shot down by authorities after a while.

      • For me the worst part was the 40 minute break he took in between himself and the opener. People be waitin’, bitch!

  39. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Rollerblading Walking Dogs Instagram
    anonymous
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    Real women do have curves. Some don’t have to be fat to have them.

    • ‘Real’ women have XX chromosomes. Period. They come in all shapes and sizes. That includes curvy, boxy-boy shape, fat as hell, needs a sandwich, and more muscular than a rugby player, among others. A rare few are born with hourglass figures. JK is not one of them – the ‘real’ woman you are talking about bought her curves at 18 years old. For the record.

  40. Iggy Azalea Side Boob Rimmel 180 Years Of Cool Party
    inkydinky
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    who the hell is iggy azalea?

  41. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
    K-tron
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    Actually, if you look in the background of any photo of successful hip-hop artists, you’ll see Kris Jenner. She’s like Slender Man for wealthy black men.

  42. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
    anonymous
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    I get being thick but how the hell do you gain weight at your knees?

  43. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    He started to sign his name but then he had a nervous breakdown and took off to the African continent.

  44. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
    anonymous
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    Damn…Paz de la Whatever looks like a walking corpse.

  45. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
    K-tron
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    “My God, what a beautiful woman. I must paint her”
    - Picasso

  46. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
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    say what you will, but I like her. In a “she’s kind of famous, but you could probably still bang her” kind of way.

  47. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    “I loved you in Shrek!”

  48. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
    Bob
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    He’s got the same look Jim Carrey had when he realized it was time to get the fuck out. PUNCH OUT, DONNIE! PUNCH OUT NOW!!!

  49. Alec Baldwin Staring Into Hilaria Baldwins Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    That’s kind of sweet. Nice to see Mr Baldwin in some other mode than rage monster.

  50. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
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    If only she’d push her face into a Chris Brown photo session.

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