The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.11.13

October 11th, 2013 // 483 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you in the raucous wake (He’s up a half dozen Twitter followers!) of Fish revealing his true identity in the form of Batman homoerotica and a penis joke questionnaire. Since the truth is out, let’s all play a game. First person to Google the girls’ names whose porch we drunkenly peed on in college wins a free Sheetz hot dog. It’s a meaningful prize, because that’s where we were going. Before we peed on someone’s porch. While they sat in rocking chairs watching us.

Welcome to our prestigious lives of honor,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sean Bean Riding Bike Away From Dinosaur
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    I thought we all agreed that Madonna shouldn’t be allowed to act in any more films.

  2. Iggy Azalea Side Boob Rimmel 180 Years Of Cool Party
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    Underboob: getting lame chicks photographed since forever.

  3. Courteney Cox Mic Pack On Leg Cougar Town Set
    fred
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    “Yep, that’s a cock. I win the pool guys.”

  4. Sean Bean Riding Bike Away From Dinosaur
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    This may be the best Sean Bean death scene yet.

  5. Antonio Banderas Pirate Costume SpongeBob SquarePants 2 Set
    Inner Retard
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    I didn’t know Gimli had a second job as a pirate.

  6. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
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    “So, uh, if you aren’t doing anything later, maybe we could pop a few xanax and see how those teeth feel around my dick.”

  7. Alec Baldwin Staring Into Hilaria Baldwins Shirt
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    “Ever since you got here Hilaria won’t let me suck on her tits anymore. You have no consideration for your father you rude, thoughtless little pig!”

  8. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
    crb
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    Andy’s really got to stop coloring his hair.

    Blue doesn’t really work; he’s more of a Spring.

  9.  Jeffrey Wright Tilda Swinton Jim Jarmusch Crazy Eyes Only Lovers Left Alive 51st New York Film Festival
    crb
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    David Bowie keeps looking younger every year. -How does he do it?

  10. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
    Inner Retard
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    No, I would not touch her with a one foot pole. And when I say ‘one foot pole’ of course I’m lying about the size of my dick.

  11. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
    fred
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    . . . and that’s my thesis on the applicability of Janis Joplin’s music in a post-modern world.

    Okay, now show em your tits honey.

  12.  Jeffrey Wright Tilda Swinton Jim Jarmusch Crazy Eyes Only Lovers Left Alive 51st New York Film Festival
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    MUCH better disguises, but still using that lame “We are from France” cover.

  13. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
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    Coming to a “Last Call” near you!

  14.  Jeffrey Wright Tilda Swinton Jim Jarmusch Crazy Eyes Only Lovers Left Alive 51st New York Film Festival
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    Somewhere in the room, Zack Morris is talking to the audience again.

  15. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
    BB
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    “Better sign this shit right away before the milk goes bad.”

  16. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
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    Her dad Dies Hard, she Lives Hard.

  17. Ciara Legs Minidress
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    She always had thick, sexy legs.

  18. Courteney Cox Mic Pack On Leg Cougar Town Set
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    “Ok, here nerd. I’ve shown you my panties. Now can I PLEASE get by?”

  19. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
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    I love Janis Joplin. I hate Jenny McCarthy.

  20. Coco Huge Butt Cleavage Bra Underwear Instagram
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    Like an even sexier Power Girl.

  21. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
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    Someone should hose that stage down.

  22. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
    BB
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    “Too bad Justin, Kim, Kanye, Miley, Lady, Madge, Kourtney, Khloe, Bruce, Lindsay and Ashton couldn’t make it for this but I probably look like a big enough asshole in this vest and hat that no one will even notice.”

  23. Sean Bean Riding Bike Away From Dinosaur
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    So thin is how he dies in this movie? That’s a new one.

  24. Sean Bean Riding Bike Away From Dinosaur
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    “From direwolves and dragons to bicycles and dinosaurs. Fuck me….”

  25. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    “It’s doodoo baby – DC”

  26. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
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    “Why yes! We’re both very intelligenced. Just look at our glasses. Janis who?”

  27. Sandra Bullock Legs Minidress Gravity
    BB
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    Sandra has been looking very fuckable lately. Kudos, ma’am.

  28. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Rollerblading Walking Dogs Instagram
    dk
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    That ass to tit ratio is amazing.

  29. Alec Baldwin Staring Into Hilaria Baldwins Shirt
    Inner Retard
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    I could venture a few disturbing guesses what they’re doing. But the part of my brain that doesn’t want to know is keep pistol whipping the part that wants to come up with ideas.

  30. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
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    Courtney Love and Courtney Hate.

  31. Iggy Azalea Side Boob Rimmel 180 Years Of Cool Party
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    Why would she ever cover up dat ass? That should be considered a crime against humanity, or at least a crime against me.

  32. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
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    She’s gotta get Kanye to kill the pap that took that shot at that angle. Mother of God!

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    “F F F F F French Fries”

  34. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
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    “I’d put my dick in there.”

  35. Antonio Banderas Pirate Costume SpongeBob SquarePants 2 Set
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    Melanie got the part of Smog.

  36. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
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    Rumor “wuchoo talkin bout” Willis.

  37.  Jeffrey Wright Tilda Swinton Jim Jarmusch Crazy Eyes Only Lovers Left Alive 51st New York Film Festival
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    Conan O’Brien looks great for 50.

  38. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
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    How the mighty have swollen.

  39. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Dress
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    From Lucy Liu yesterday to her today. Another woman that’s physical perfection.

  40. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
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    “See, Donnie is stupid cuz of the vaccines”

  41. Alec Baldwin Staring Into Hilaria Baldwins Shirt
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    “Just one more hit of this new born’s soul and I’m good till lunch…”

  42. Coco Huge Butt Cleavage Bra Underwear Instagram
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    Not pictured: Coconuts.

  43. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Kris is shopping for the next big, black bank account for Khloe to marry

  44. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
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    “Helloooooooo, Kloe Khardashian! Oops, wait, that’s the NEXT picture!”

  45. Sean Bean Riding Bike Away From Dinosaur
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    It’s always awkward when someone’s dog starts sniffing your balls, or their T-Rex starts sniffing your back.

  46.  Jeffrey Wright Tilda Swinton Jim Jarmusch Crazy Eyes Only Lovers Left Alive 51st New York Film Festival
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    Hear no hetero,
    See no hetero,
    Speak no hetero.

  47. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Rollerblading Walking Dogs Instagram
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    I’ve been trying not to like her. But this makes it hard. In more ways than one.

  48. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
    Inner Retard
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    Looks like Donnie is starting to realize what that anonymous letter meant by bat-shit-crazy.

  49. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
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    Cameo by Lindsay Lohan’s vagina.

  50. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Rollerblading Walking Dogs Instagram
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    If Instagram has taught me anything, it’s that I can’t wait till I get cataracts.

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