The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.11.13

October 11th, 2013 // 483 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you in the raucous wake (He’s up a half dozen Twitter followers!) of Fish revealing his true identity in the form of Batman homoerotica and a penis joke questionnaire. Since the truth is out, let’s all play a game. First person to Google the girls’ names whose porch we drunkenly peed on in college wins a free Sheetz hot dog. It’s a meaningful prize, because that’s where we were going. Before we peed on someone’s porch. While they sat in rocking chairs watching us.

Welcome to our prestigious lives of honor,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sean Bean Riding Bike Away From Dinosaur
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    Jurassic Center Parcs.

  2. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Rollerblading Walking Dogs Instagram
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    Little does she know I trained her dogs to bring her directly to my house. This is gonna be fun.

  3.  Jeffrey Wright Tilda Swinton Jim Jarmusch Crazy Eyes Only Lovers Left Alive 51st New York Film Festival
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    Earth-Two Elvis.

  4. Coco Huge Butt Cleavage Bra Underwear Instagram
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    Rob Liefeld just came.

  5. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
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    If you like ‘em thick, here you go.

  6. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    “Sign it, “I’m Rick James, bitch!”

  7. Quentin Tarantino 18th Busan International Film Festival
    martian leader
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    ‘then, and only then. once you have a firm grasp of the balls, may you begin working on the head. these things can’t be rushed.’

  8. Quentin Tarantino 18th Busan International Film Festival
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    “Then I had her foot like this, OK? And I was like, ‘Look at that big toe,’ allright? And then I went to town on those piggies.”

  9. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    She’s got some big ol’ tittays. Is her name “Katie”?

  10. Paz de la Huerta Drunk Messy Hair Chateau Marmont
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    Like a female, hobo, crackhead Beavis and Butt-head.

  11. Sean Bean Riding Bike Away From Dinosaur
    martian leader
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    a film set i fucking hope!!

  12. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
    martian leader
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    ‘hey sailor’

  13. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Photobombed by a famewhore.

  14. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Babyface, meet my ex husband, puttyface.”

  15. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
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    G, A, F, (octave lower) F, C.

  16. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Sports Bra Rollerblading Walking Dogs Instagram
    cc
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    I am going to go out on a limb and say that her ass probably looks great in those shorts.

  17. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
    Josephus
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    “People Like Us?” So, oompa loompas, then?

  18. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Who’s grabbin’ my ass?”

  19. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
    Inner Retard
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    Well, she’s off the wagon… if she was ever on it.

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    Her pregnancy tits are gonna be so awesome.

  21. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    Wait, JJ Abrams is directing Dave Chappelle’s comedy tour now?

  22. Antonio Banderas Pirate Costume SpongeBob SquarePants 2 Set
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    Anything to get away from Melanie.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    The MCP from Tron is pregnant?

  24. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
    JC
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    “So, which one of you boys would be interested in some ‘barely legal’ publicity–wink, wink–with my daughter Kendall…oh, sorry Usher, I didn’t realize that was you.”

  25. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
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    She makes me sad.

  26. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
    TBone
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    Andy Dick is looking a lot better than the last time I saw him. Who’s that guy to his right?

  27. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
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    A few more lies and we’ll have a young Sarah Jessica Parker on our hands.

  28. Alec Baldwin Staring Into Hilaria Baldwins Shirt
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    “Yeah, so I went up to Tori Spelling like this and yelled ‘HELLO!’ and I swear it echoed for 10 minutes.”

  29. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
    JBJJ
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    If you use your hand to cover up the top half you get Bruce WIllis, cover the bottom you get Demi. CREEPY!

  30. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
    crb
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    1 Douche, 2 Douche, THREE DOUCHES! AH-hah-hah-hah!…

  31. Courteney Cox Mic Pack On Leg Cougar Town Set
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    Dude’s got the best view in the house.

  32. Alec Baldwin Staring Into Hilaria Baldwins Shirt
    JC
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    “Wait a minute, do I smell paparazzi on your left tit?!?” *punch, punch*

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    crb
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    Groundhog Day?

  34. Alec Baldwin Staring Into Hilaria Baldwins Shirt
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    “Yes. That’s it. Feast upon my anger you worthless cunt.”

  35. Coco Huge Butt Cleavage Bra Underwear Instagram
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    He-Man, She-Ra, meet your newest ally, Tit-Tee.

  36. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
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    -than a Chinese phonebook…

  37. Sandra Bullock Legs Minidress Gravity
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    Sexy lady. Great legs.

  38. Andy Dick Posing With Monster Rob Zombie Great American Nightmare Opening Night VIP Party
    JC
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    In Andy Dick’s world, everybody looks like this.

  39. Diddy Usher Kris Jenner Photobomb Babyface Hollywood Walk of Fame Star Ceremony
    Inner Retard
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    Little did they know, much like a shark Kris has been circling them for the last five minutes waiting for the right time to strike… and then, BAM! in an instant it was over and she was in the picture.

  40. Antonio Banderas Pirate Costume SpongeBob SquarePants 2 Set
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    That’s how he needs ti gear up to bone Melanie these days. Poor bastard.

  41. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg A Night With Janis Joplin Broadway Opening Night Afterparty
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    “The glasses? Thanks for noticing. Yeah, we got the idea from the NBA. Apparently it makes us seem relevant, and god knows, we could use all the help we can get.”

  42. Quentin Tarantino 18th Busan International Film Festival
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    “Everybody cut, everybody cut
    Everybody cut, everybody cut
    (Everybody) everybody cut footloose!!”

  43. Carla Howe, Melissa Howe In Underwear Posing On Cab
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    The backseat of the cab is the cleanest thing in this picture.

    • crb

      Agreed.

      Even a rosary tattoo isn’t going to help that skank.

      She could swallow a set, pull it out her a** 3 days later, right before douching with holy water from the Vatican cafeteria, and she’d still be dirtier than a Hell’s Kitchen trash can bouncing off the skull of a homeless crackhead.

  44. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    He’s probably thinking, would anyone think is racist if I drew her in black tits.

  45. Alec Baldwin Staring Into Hilaria Baldwins Shirt
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    “Who’s daddy’s rude little pig?”
    “ALEC!”
    “I was talking to your left breast.”
    “Oh. Ok, then.”

  46. Courteney Cox Mic Pack On Leg Cougar Town Set
    crb
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    “Lady, I don’t care if your crotch is wearing a black to mourn the death of that Marussia driver, the smell is still killing the rest of the cast.
    -ok, except for that one black guy.”

  47. Kelly Clarkson Fat Belly Tight Dress Barefoot People Like Us Fair Trade Concert
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    “Hello, Kermie? Moi miss you!”

  48. Ciara Legs Minidress
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    Upskirt blocked by a thigh… Or, a fallen redwood.

  49. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Bel-Air Film Festival Red Carpet Gala
    fred
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    This picture shows her at her absolute best. She cannot possibly hope to ever look better than she does in this picture. This is the pinnacle for her. The zenith. The top.

    And she is still uglier than a monkey’s ass.

  50. Dave Chappelle Signing Female Fans Cleavage
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    So much room, and so little to write.

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