“I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. (Do I take off my shoes now?)”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Ewan McGregor said Salma Hayek‘s breasts weren’t the best in the world, Hot Donna, Gerard Butler still dying and I think I actually see an ass on Pippa Middleton, but don’t quote me on that.
I believe you’ll find today’s Final Five adequately compensates for yesterday’s,
- The Superficial
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mmmmm silicone ripple.
Go back to the red hair. You look weird blonde.
Go back to the regular mumbo jumbo. You look weird scientologist.
if this pic was a scratch and sniff, I think it would be Benson and Hedges and B.O.
Oh, I thought this was that “Virgin Diaries” thing again.
Lea Michelle Blow-Up Doll, 19.95 plus shipping.
winner!
+1 Haha!
Oh boy….an overripe hooker and her fake funbags. It’s like Christmas in January.
In the right light, she looks exactly like what she is – a 60 year old woman with a huge party wig.
Notice how she blends into the door.
LOL!
After all these years, Gene still confuses uvula with vulva.
+1
That’s a tiny fucking chair. But I do love this guy so I’ll just make fun of that chair. Stupid fucking chair, being all tiny and shit. Actually, that tiny chair is cute. Oh, stupid sweater, with your non functioning button. Just being all stupid, like a damn sweater. Sitting there, hanging on shoulders and shit. Fuck that sweater. Fuck it right in the hole!
-1
+2
Bitch
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Ha! That was the worst fucking comment ever! You should be embarressed…..BITCH
“Hand me your lighter, I feel another one getting ready to come out.”
No one can top this comment…. you’re hilarious!
+1 :-)
Chicken dinnah for you Sir!
One pitchfork away from posing for a Grant Wood painting.
The Scot is miserable wearing the long pants and monkey suit, but a few vats of whiskey should make it much bearable.
Two great things about this picture – we don’t have to hear what’s coming out of her mouth, and we can fantasize about things going into it instead. Like pizza.
I guess this settles the debate over bow tie or straight tie.
yep. instead of straight tie, he went for uber gay scarf.
Wattle is she looking at?
“These, whores from Whoreville look whorish, Horatio.”
Even she’s amazed at those tits.
I didn’t know she had any either.
Held up much better than Mickey Rourke
“What do you mean I must wear a scarf?”
Is his closet organized by decades?
Oh man, this Anusol doesn’t work for shit.
I’m 100% shocked that there’s no piss stain in this pic.
“You reunite the Eagles again, Don Henley, or so help me, POW! Right in the kisser!”
I think 2012 should be the year of Pippa’s cameltoe.
I with Eric on this one. Those pants/slacks whatever women call their clothes look kinda tight. Let’s see if the front is better than the back.
It was the Bridesmaid’s dress. The designer/seamstress or whoever made it did a good job making Pippa’s ass look good. Mainly because you really couldn’t see it. There was probably some butt padding attached also.
There isn’t a Nobel Prize for something like this idea but there should be. I’m worried that her front may somehow be more disappointing than her back but there’s only one way to find out. Someone must bother taking shots of her from the front.
Her cameltoe probably has more shape to it. You’re right.
Yep, this is normal behavior.
Vera DeMilo looking for someone with some Copenhagen to spare.
Her tongue is pretty long too, which accounts for her rise from a mink farm in Newfoundland to where she is now.
She is from Saskatchewan…. Nowhere near Newfoundland. Over 2300 miles apart… But good try
Nostalgia…She was born in NFLD, and didn’t move to Saskatoon til after her parent’s divorced…but good try…
I wish I had an assistant to scurry behind me with a water bottle and several bags of my stuff.
Join scientology and give them tons of money. The water bottle toadie is standard issue.
I’m certain there’s a pic of Gene Simmons trying to stick his tongue in this guy’s mouth.
she just asked him, “Would you give that duck a moustache ride?”
Getting in there even closer isn’t helping. I’m still not seeing it.
Whatta Milf! Just imagine the SEX she’s having with her 26 year old BF
Ewwww! Just … ewwwwww.
Justin Bieber has a better rack than her.
I guess they must still really like one another.
They are also ruthlessly determined to do anything to capture media attention. Um….bravo?
This is the best it’s ever looked.
It only took 1.2 million tries to get it right.
They’re for rent if you want ‘em.
I’d still fuck him.
Meh, I probably would too. I’m pretty desperate these days.
Restocking batteries works here.
Hot Diggitity
Stop with The Pics of Little Boys
You shouldn’t be able to use the phrase “She used to be so hot” about someone who’s young.
Fishing for sugar daddies is her primary skill.
She has a whole lot of Nothing Going On
It looks like the burning sensation is getting stronger.
It’s 2012…
Apparently John Malkovitch is dying too.
Why di I get the impression that she is definitely talking into a white microphone?
Kirsty: Oversized coat? Check. Oversized, teased hair? Check.
Massive, oversized purse? Check. Christ, I must look like goddam Twiggy in this get-up!
Why does she always look so snarky? Is it from the constant bacon farts? I would think after a while you get use to them.