The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.6.11

January 6th, 2012 // 344 Comments

“I’m afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive. (Do I take off my shoes now?)”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the exact moment Ewan McGregor said Salma Hayek‘s breasts weren’t the best in the world, Hot Donna, Gerard Butler still dying and I think I actually see an ass on Pippa Middleton, but don’t quote me on that.

I believe you’ll find today’s Final Five adequately compensates for yesterday’s,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Cleavage
    Hugh Gentry
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    mmmmm silicone ripple.

  2. Laura Prepon Extra
    Glen Quagmire
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    Go back to the red hair. You look weird blonde.

  3. Bill Paxton Turtleneck
    Hugh Gentry
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    if this pic was a scratch and sniff, I think it would be Benson and Hedges and B.O.

  4. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Make Out
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    Oh, I thought this was that “Virgin Diaries” thing again.

  5. Emmy Rossum Mouth Open
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    Lea Michelle Blow-Up Doll, 19.95 plus shipping.

  6. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Oh boy….an overripe hooker and her fake funbags. It’s like Christmas in January.

  7. Kirstie Alley
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    In the right light, she looks exactly like what she is – a 60 year old woman with a huge party wig.

  8. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
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    Notice how she blends into the door.

  9. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Make Out
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    After all these years, Gene still confuses uvula with vulva.

  10. John Malkovich
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    That’s a tiny fucking chair. But I do love this guy so I’ll just make fun of that chair. Stupid fucking chair, being all tiny and shit. Actually, that tiny chair is cute. Oh, stupid sweater, with your non functioning button. Just being all stupid, like a damn sweater. Sitting there, hanging on shoulders and shit. Fuck that sweater. Fuck it right in the hole!

  11. Gerard Butler
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    “Hand me your lighter, I feel another one getting ready to come out.”

  12. John Malkovich
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    One pitchfork away from posing for a Grant Wood painting.

  13. Gerard Butler
    Cock Dr
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    The Scot is miserable wearing the long pants and monkey suit, but a few vats of whiskey should make it much bearable.

  14. Emmy Rossum Mouth Open
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    Two great things about this picture – we don’t have to hear what’s coming out of her mouth, and we can fantasize about things going into it instead. Like pizza.

  15. Ewan McGregor Silk Sarf
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    I guess this settles the debate over bow tie or straight tie.

  16. Kirstie Alley
    cc
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    Wattle is she looking at?

  17. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
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    “These, whores from Whoreville look whorish, Horatio.”

  18. Olivia Wilde Cleavage
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    Even she’s amazed at those tits.

  19. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Modern Family
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    Held up much better than Mickey Rourke

  20. Antonio Banderas Ewan McGregor
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    “What do you mean I must wear a scarf?”

  21. Bill Paxton Turtleneck
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    Is his closet organized by decades?

  22. Gerard Butler
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh man, this Anusol doesn’t work for shit.

  23. Gerard Butler
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m 100% shocked that there’s no piss stain in this pic.

  24. Antonio Banderas Ewan McGregor
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    “You reunite the Eagles again, Don Henley, or so help me, POW! Right in the kisser!”

  25. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
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    I think 2012 should be the year of Pippa’s cameltoe.

    • I with Eric on this one. Those pants/slacks whatever women call their clothes look kinda tight. Let’s see if the front is better than the back.

      It was the Bridesmaid’s dress. The designer/seamstress or whoever made it did a good job making Pippa’s ass look good. Mainly because you really couldn’t see it. There was probably some butt padding attached also.

      • There isn’t a Nobel Prize for something like this idea but there should be. I’m worried that her front may somehow be more disappointing than her back but there’s only one way to find out. Someone must bother taking shots of her from the front.

    • Blech

      Her cameltoe probably has more shape to it. You’re right.

  26. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Make Out
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Yep, this is normal behavior.

  27. Olivia Palermo Bikini
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    Vera DeMilo looking for someone with some Copenhagen to spare.

  28. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Make Out
    cc
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    Her tongue is pretty long too, which accounts for her rise from a mink farm in Newfoundland to where she is now.

    • Nostalgia

      She is from Saskatchewan…. Nowhere near Newfoundland. Over 2300 miles apart… But good try

      • Shiner420

        Nostalgia…She was born in NFLD, and didn’t move to Saskatoon til after her parent’s divorced…but good try…

  29. Laura Prepon Extra
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    I wish I had an assistant to scurry behind me with a water bottle and several bags of my stuff.

  30. Ewan McGregor Silk Sarf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m certain there’s a pic of Gene Simmons trying to stick his tongue in this guy’s mouth.

  31. Tom Selleck Maria Menounos Tight Dress
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    she just asked him, “Would you give that duck a moustache ride?”

  32. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
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    Getting in there even closer isn’t helping. I’m still not seeing it.

  33. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Modern Family
    Gutttboy
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    Whatta Milf! Just imagine the SEX she’s having with her 26 year old BF

  34. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Make Out
    Satan's bitch
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    Ewwww! Just … ewwwwww.

  35. Olivia Palermo Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Justin Bieber has a better rack than her.

  36. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Make Out
    Cock Dr
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    I guess they must still really like one another.
    They are also ruthlessly determined to do anything to capture media attention. Um….bravo?

  37. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is the best it’s ever looked.

    It only took 1.2 million tries to get it right.

  38. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Cock Dr
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    They’re for rent if you want ‘em.

  39. Ewan McGregor Silk Sarf
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still fuck him.

  40. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Modern Family
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot Diggitity

  41. Olivia Palermo Bikini
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop with The Pics of Little Boys

  42. Laura Prepon Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You shouldn’t be able to use the phrase “She used to be so hot” about someone who’s young.

  43. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Fishing for sugar daddies is her primary skill.

  44. Laura Prepon Extra
    Coyote
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    She has a whole lot of Nothing Going On

  45. Gerard Butler
    Jill
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    It looks like the burning sensation is getting stronger.

  46. Kirstie Alley
    Loki
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    It’s 2012…

  47. John Malkovich
    Jill
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    Apparently John Malkovitch is dying too.

  48. Emmy Rossum Mouth Open
    Jill
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    Why di I get the impression that she is definitely talking into a white microphone?

  49. Kirstie Alley
    Johnny P!
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    Kirsty: Oversized coat? Check. Oversized, teased hair? Check.
    Massive, oversized purse? Check. Christ, I must look like goddam Twiggy in this get-up!

  50. Kirstie Alley
    HumpinFrog
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    Why does she always look so snarky? Is it from the constant bacon farts? I would think after a while you get use to them.

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