The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13

January 3rd, 2014 // 133 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is one of the smallest galleries I’ve ever put together, just barely making it to a paltry 19 photos and only because I resurrected The Final Five to get there. I’ll be perfectly honest as well here, this gallery shouldn’t even exist, as it is shamefully crammed with random bikini photos, but how else was I going to show you guys Kaley Cuoco having a powerful orgasm on top of a horse?

Use the Photo Boy signal, like Fish does every time Jon Hamm‘s penis appears you say? Next time…

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
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    “Vespa light
    Vespa night
    Take my hand
    We’re off to get a tan”

  2. Jamie Foxx Heat Game
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    “call me Django one more time…”

  3. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
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    See Simon, this is what you give up when you knock up your friends wife. Mediocre but willing chicks….who you’d probably knock up.

  4. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
    Petulia Basettoni
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    Aww, he looks so happy! James

  5. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    I approve of everything except the shitty filter. On what fucking planet does Kelly Brook in lingerie call for LOWERED resolution? Fuck you Instagram. Fuck you right in your hipster face.

  6. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
    Ivana Tinkle
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    When you hang out with Kevin James too long, fat just gets absorbed through the pores.

  7. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
    Andie
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    E -Maci- ated. I couldn’t help myself, she is SO freaking tiny.

  8. Jamie Foxx Heat Game
    Ivana Tinkle
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    “This is sign language for ‘d’, like in Django, but the ‘d’ is silent, which is fine ’cause they deaf anyway.”

  9. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
    Andie
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    The comments made me LOL! I love this guy. Always have.

  10. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
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    She’s so thin, that tattoo is causing her right shoulder to droop.

  11. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
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    Daughters in front, mothers behind.

  12.  Julie Henderson Bikini
    Echo5
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    On what planet does something this concave deserve a Final 5 in the same TCWM as Kelly Brooke? Just repost the same Kelly pic 5 times.

  13. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
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    Not seen, just out of shot – Lars wearing a tiny hat, on a child’s tricycle, because he’s a whining little fucking brat.

    • Even though Sean Parker is kind of a douche, it give me sweet solace that Lars, who is an even bigger douchebag, went after Parker and Napster and in the end Parker still bested him and is a multi-billionaire now. That has to just burn Lars up every single day knowing that.

  14. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tube Top Instagram
    mt
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    Every time I see a new picture of Bar,
    she’s younger than the time before…

  15. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You never see him and Rob Kardashian in the same place at the same time…

    (although that’s mostly because security doesn’t let Rob in.)

  16. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tube Top Instagram
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    is this finally an actual new picture?

  17. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Her ass looks like lunch to me. Because of all the sand which is there.

  18. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
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    Maci Bookout. Middle name, “Nevertooka.”

  19. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
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    At least he LOOKS funny…

  20. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
    Adam
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    I see the fun house mirror Tila Tequila broke free.

  21. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
    Dick Thunder: Brain Doctor
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    Christ, is he preparing for a role playing Rob Kardashian?

  22. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
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    whole lot of asses there.

  23. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “…the Paula called asked Randy to sing like his brother Jermaine while she popped 12 vicodine!!”

    (everybody Laughs)

    “I’m sorry ladies. I’ve got to be going now…”

  24. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
    MFer
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    Skanky

  25. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Cake farts…lets get this done!

  26. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
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    best she’s looked in years.

  27. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
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    Flappy Gilmore

  28. Jeff Daniels Derpface Knit Hat Playing Acoustic Guitar 54 Below Nightclub Gig
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    [SJP joke]

  29. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    whatever happened to Dox? are you out there? (echo)

  30. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
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    “So many bitches, so little time…”

  31. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
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    “Beer Goooooood!!”

  32. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tube Top Instagram
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    Still looks like a Jew close up. Meh

  33. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
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    LMAO!!!!!
    i can just tell he keeps riding on the downhill streets.

  34. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    “After seeing you handle that stallion…….I’ve never wanted to be a horse so much in my life!” — Topper Harley

  35. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    Senor Trout
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    The first entry in the ‘Is Kelly Rowland’s companion a man or a woman?’ competition was an indicator of just how tough the contest would be.

  36. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
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    Hahahahah it’s a celebration! I’M SIMON COWELL BITCHES!

    You *know* that’s the voice inside his head.

    Why does this guy remind me of William Shatner? Is it the massive ego unjustified by talent? The moobs? The bad hair? I don’t know…

  37. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tube Top Instagram
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    Meh, cousin-marrying draft dodger. A Zionist who is willing to let everyone else defend Israel.

    Besides, DiCaprio’s dick has been there. Nope.

  38.  Julie Henderson Bikini
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    Who is this guy?

  39. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
    Jenn
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    Damn. Little Nicky ain’t so little anymore. It was the Popeyes.

  40. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
    Jenn
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    How can we be sure this is Janice Dickinson and not Steven Tyler wearing some of his more masculine clothes? Hey, I’m sure he could’ve borrowed some from a gay guy.

  41. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    DLH
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    I think that’s Jeff Goldblum

  42. Jeff Daniels Derpface Knit Hat Playing Acoustic Guitar 54 Below Nightclub Gig
    tlmck
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    Good to see Gerard Depardieu find work in Russia.

  43. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
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    This is actually a great metaphor for what Metallica has been for the last 20 years.

  44. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    New Cougar on the block? Looks like she could be his mom!

  45. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
    Johnny Barbells
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    …yo’ Don, are you seeing this smorgasbord??? we would’nt even have to fight… (unless someone gets greedy)

  46. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
    Johnny Barbells
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    …i think bossip would call this; “when the checks stop rollin’ in”

  47. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
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    “U-R-Gay…what a funny name for a country!”
    — Homer Simpson

  48. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tube Top Instagram
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    I’d sign over the deed to my house if she’d just let me lick her feet!
    (Of course, my ex lives there now, so what the fuck do I care…)

  49. Nicole Kidman With Daughters Sunday And Faith LAX
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    Are her lips back to normal?

  50. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll go ahead and assume that James is there in Uruguay enjoying the county’s new legal weed for all 40 grams per person per month hospitalities.

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