The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13

January 3rd, 2014 // 133 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which you’ll notice is one of the smallest galleries I’ve ever put together, just barely making it to a paltry 19 photos and only because I resurrected The Final Five to get there. I’ll be perfectly honest as well here, this gallery shouldn’t even exist, as it is shamefully crammed with random bikini photos, but how else was I going to show you guys Kaley Cuoco having a powerful orgasm on top of a horse?

Use the Photo Boy signal, like Fish does every time Jon Hamm‘s penis appears you say? Next time…

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
    catapostrophe
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    May as well be Bruce Jenner.

  2. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    Rico Jones
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    Christopher Reeve probably had fun riding too.

  3. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    JC
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    I always prefer my ass to be dusted with brown sugar.

  4. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    “Oh god, I’m almost there, gallop faster you motherfucker!”

  5. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
    Polk
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    Wow. Fat and a bad toupee. never go full Jew.

  6. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
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    Big Daddy was not just a shit film, it was a prophecy.

  7. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
    JC
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    “GIMME FUEL, GIMME FIRE, GIMME THE VESPA I DESIRE!”

  8. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
    Polk
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    And here’s the key difference between Simon and Ryan Seacrest.

  9. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
    joe
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    Obey your Vespa!

    Vespa!

    Vespa of Italy, I’m enjoying your speed.

    Blowing your hair and going where you need.

    Just twist my throttle and I’ll make you “Wheeee!”

    Vespa!

    Vespa.

  10. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    “We tried to tell her she’s supposed to sit behind the saddle horn, but she insisted…”

  11. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
    Swearin
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    “Okay girls, I know you all want to be on X Factor but I can’t take all of you. So I’m going to need you all to open your mouths as wide as you can and show me how well you can relax your throat. You know, for singing….”

  12. James Hetfield Scooter Uruguay
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    Vespa has taken me here
    Taken me there
    Taken me near
    Taken me far
    Taken me out
    Taken me home
    Left me traveling weeeeeelllll

  13. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
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    You’re not a cop, right? Because you gotta say so if you are.

  14. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
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    You don’t mess with the Zohan…but you can feed it all you want.

  15. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Dusting your ass with brown sugar is a subtle way to tell people you have a sweet ass.

  16. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    A newly married woman shouldn’t need a horse to satisfy her sexual needs. Almost makes me think the marriage is a sham.

  17. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Good job, dude. Good job.

  18. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
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    She looked better yesterday. Still would smash.

  19. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
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    It’s always best when we don’t see her face.

  20. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    George P Burdell
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    Two things I did not know:
    1) Kaley Cuoco is a method actor
    2) Vivid Entertainment was making a catherine the Great biopic

  21. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
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    “That’s right…$20 for a blowjob, $60 for regular, double for assplay. And I don’t do bareback. Meet you around the corner.”

    • Her rates can’t possibly be that high. I’m guessing it’s more like “two handfuls of your fries and a sip from your Diet Coke.”

  22. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Tube Top Instagram
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    That’s right, there are two things in this photo that have my attention.

  23. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
    George P Burdell
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    Doing his Jonah Hill impression and hoping the Mr DiCaprio or Mr. Scorsese (or anyone) will notice him.

  24. Jamie Foxx Heat Game
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    Fox: There is only one thing that matters most in life.
    Heat player: What’s that?
    Fox: That is for you to figure out.
    Heat player: Fuck off
    Fox: Ok, ok, its’ actually going on a cattle drive with a bunch of cowboy tops and city slicker bottoms.

  25. Nicole Kidman With Daughters Sunday And Faith LAX
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    Sunday and Faith…way to take the anti-Scientology thing to the max.

  26. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She’s physical perfection.

  27. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
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    I liked her other photo from the side much better…there is too much tan-mom starting to happen from the front.

  28. Simon Cowell Talking To Group Of Bikini Clad Women Barbados
    George P Burdell
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    Ho. Ho. Ho. And I thought Christmas had come and gone.

  29. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    She understands what the internet is for.

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    Billy

  31. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Eejut
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    Just keep hiding that face.

  32. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I’ve never thought sandpaper could be fuckable until now.

  33. Jeff Daniels Derpface Knit Hat Playing Acoustic Guitar 54 Below Nightclub Gig
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    I didn’t know Ed O’Neill played the guitar.

  34. Jamie Foxx Heat Game
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    “Mmmmsomethingsomethingeatyerpudding…”

  35. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    The words “let me brush that off for you” were repeated so many times that they lost all meaning to Anastasia

  36. Ronald Reagan's Ghost

    Today is Thursday, January 3rd.

    If we can’t trust you to give us the right date, then we can’t trust either of you two Einsteins to write balanced, relevant social commentary.

    Interesting that your mindless butt lickers haven’t twigged to it, but then again, liberals iz pretty dumb.

  37. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
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    The embodiment of Jud Apatow, as a Jud Apatow movie: bloated, slow and tired.

  38. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Let me take care of that sand for you.

  39. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I want to be reincarnated as her saddle.

  40. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Oh, that’s what you do when you’re not making horrible unfunny movies.

  41. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    What?!? No Sarah Jessica Parker/Kaley Cuoco lesbian jokes??

    **snif**

    And I thought I knew you guys…..

    **runs out of room sobbing**

  42. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
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    And when they pulled the driver’s body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this…

  43. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
    ThisWillHurt
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    Are we sure this is a Teen Mom? Where are her implants? Where’s her mugshot? Why isn’t she in rehab?

  44. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
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    If you put some tuba music to this photo Adam Sandler is finally funny.

  45. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Love her hot little ass.

  46. Kaley Cuoco Orgasm Horseback Riding
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    “Hmm, I got one husband pretty easy, there are some guys over there, wonder if I can pick up another one too?”

  47. Adam Sandler Fat Gut Riding Bike
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    He might “Grown Up,” but he is mostly Grown Out.

  48. Maci Bookout Bikini Holding Cocktail
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    Ahh, the stressful life of a Teen Mom whore.

  49. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
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    “It’s $50 for a bj”

    “If I give you $30, will you just go away grandma?”

  50. Janice Dickinson Sticking Head In Drivers Side Window
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    Hey, this is that scene where Hank shows Walt Jr. the crack whore.

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