The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13

January 4th, 2013 // 184 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s being written right now in a text document because we’re locked out of our site admin, which I can only assume is because it’s been almost a full month since we posted new Jon Hamm penis pics. And you know what? You’re right, node cluster failure, we deserve this. So, if for some reason, these words make it onto the Internet today, please enjoy Quentin Tarantino desperately praying they didn’t forget the corn pudding on the buffet for the after party, Nicole Minetti, yet again, but for some reason I feel the overwhelming need to point out that she’s a politician in Italy, and finally, Lacey Banghard. This woman’s name is Lacey Banghard.

As in rough sexual intercourse — tee-hee! (I’m 13.)

- Photo Boy

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superficial

  1. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    angerinside
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    So let me see, cracked out junkies can’t outrun him and he can’t outrun a hippo. Nature you are one cruel bitch.

  2. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
    cc
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    When you look into the abyss, it asks for a reality show.

  3. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    Why on earth does Spencer Pratt military clothes? A doomsday prepper or simply wannabe soldier …………..I would still do his plastic wife to see if her face is a capable of any kind of emotions.

  4. Chris Brown
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    Never go full retard……Oh the exception.

  5. Erica Mena
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    So Classy! Whore a not in a good sense.

  6. cc
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    I’d drop a quarter in that slot, just for the hell of it. A cold one.

  7. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    “I don’t so much cup them as I just sort of balance them on my hand. Like this.”

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    I think her middle name is Kardashian.

  9. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
    Jesse
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    I thought we all agreed — we don’t want to see these two idiots ever again.

  10. Quentin Tarantino
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    “…and please God, get Rumer Willis’ chin off my face …”

  11. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
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    And here I thought the ‘Sharpie eyebrow’ look would eventually die out.

  12. Kaylin Garcia
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    I wonder how women can dress like this and not see how desperate they come off.

  13. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    Heidi: “Spencer, remember when we were so famous that we didn’t need nametags?”
    Spencer: “No, I don’t, honey.”
    Heidi: “Neither do I, baby. Neither do I.”

  14. Quentin Tarantino
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    “Please God, next year, let me have more hair on the top of my head than on the top of my hands!”

  15. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    I don’t care if she’s plastic I would not mind looking like her. She’s hot.

  16. Rita Ora
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    She’s ugly.

  17. Chris Brown
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    He’s my second favorite performer! My first favorite performer? It’s a tie between every other performer in the world.

  18. Chris Brown
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    Looks like someone has the crabs.

  19. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    All that surgery to look like a 50-something country club wife.

  20. Marlon Wayans Lisa Blum
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    Silent but deadly.

  21. Quentin Tarantino
    tlmck
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    kd lang is looking fit these days.

  22. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    rospo
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    this world scares me.

  23. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Dog is so lucky. He’s going to have a five way!

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    You’re only supposed to have an “hour glass figure” when you’re facing the front!

  25. Jon Bon Jovi
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    You give jams a bad name.

  26. Mariah Carey
    castallare
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    You think she lets her chins share her dressing room, or does she make them get their own?

  27. Rita Ora
    jorge
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    bad tuck job

  28. Tracy Morgan
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    Wow, there really is a black man in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  29. Kaylin Garcia
    Buddy The Elf
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    Classy.

  30. Lacey Banghard
    Fishballs
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    Bounty, The Dog Hunter

  31. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Fishballs
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    Bounty, The Dog Hunter

  32. Rita Ora
    Joe Blow
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    Who?

  33. Chris Brown
    Joe Blow
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    Why is that stupid fuck holding himself? In public?

  34. Mariah Carey
    Joe Blow
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    Wow… she looks like she inhaled another woman… or two.

  35. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Joe Blow
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    Cool… Dog has four eyes.

  36. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Joe Blow
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    I believe, on the far left, we have photographic proof of an actual “pig in a poke”.

  37. Nicole Minetti
    Joe Blow
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    Who?

  38. Kaylin Garcia
    Martina
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    Stay classy honey.

  39. Kaylin Garcia
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    and this is supposed to look good? bleh!

  40. Erica Mena
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    EWWWW… on so many levels!

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    lovely, a stinky butt crack a an awards show, how classy

  42. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    Name tags won’t make you relevant, dickwads.

  43. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    Seeing this ‘couple’ reminds me of why the name of this website represents the entertainment industry.

    I have started working on a new math that will help measure ‘Superficialness’, but I had to work out ‘Doucheyness’ first,
    since it totally relevant.

    So, Superficialness can be measured in HsU’s (HeidispencerUnits). It worked out right away that
    1s (spencer) = 1D (Douche), and
    1H (Heidi) = 1SD (SuperficialDouche).
    It’s a given that putting 1s near anything increases Doucheyness, therefore, 1 HsU = 1MD (MegaDouche).

  44. Marlon Wayans Lisa Blum
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    Do NOT use the arrow keys to edit your comments. You will be moving to the next picture (or two, or three)

  45. Kaylin Garcia
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    I’m really glad that everyone wants to see her tits.

  46. Alexandra Burke
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    I think the cheese has gone bad too.

  47. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    New invention from Dog, Velcro eyebrows.

  48. Frankie Essex
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    Can be used as floatation devices.

  49. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
    Cock Dr
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    She is garbed and therefore useless.

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