Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s being written right now in a text document because we’re locked out of our site admin, which I can only assume is because it’s been almost a full month since we posted new Jon Hamm penis pics. And you know what? You’re right, node cluster failure, we deserve this. So, if for some reason, these words make it onto the Internet today, please enjoy Quentin Tarantino desperately praying they didn’t forget the corn pudding on the buffet for the after party, Nicole Minetti, yet again, but for some reason I feel the overwhelming need to point out that she’s a politician in Italy, and finally, Lacey Banghard. This woman’s name is Lacey Banghard.
As in rough sexual intercourse — tee-hee! (I’m 13.)
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So let me see, cracked out junkies can’t outrun him and he can’t outrun a hippo. Nature you are one cruel bitch.
When you look into the abyss, it asks for a reality show.
Why on earth does Spencer Pratt military clothes? A doomsday prepper or simply wannabe soldier …………..I would still do his plastic wife to see if her face is a capable of any kind of emotions.
Never go full retard……Oh the exception.
So Classy! Whore a not in a good sense.
I’d drop a quarter in that slot, just for the hell of it. A cold one.
“I don’t so much cup them as I just sort of balance them on my hand. Like this.”
I think her middle name is Kardashian.
I thought we all agreed — we don’t want to see these two idiots ever again.
“…and please God, get Rumer Willis’ chin off my face …”
And here I thought the ‘Sharpie eyebrow’ look would eventually die out.
I wonder how women can dress like this and not see how desperate they come off.
Heidi: “Spencer, remember when we were so famous that we didn’t need nametags?”
Spencer: “No, I don’t, honey.”
Heidi: “Neither do I, baby. Neither do I.”
“Please God, next year, let me have more hair on the top of my head than on the top of my hands!”
I don’t care if she’s plastic I would not mind looking like her. She’s hot.
She’s ugly.
He’s my second favorite performer! My first favorite performer? It’s a tie between every other performer in the world.
Looks like someone has the crabs.
Hot!
All that surgery to look like a 50-something country club wife.
Silent but deadly.
kd lang is looking fit these days.
this world scares me.
Dog is so lucky. He’s going to have a five way!
You’re only supposed to have an “hour glass figure” when you’re facing the front!
You give jams a bad name.
You think she lets her chins share her dressing room, or does she make them get their own?
bad tuck job
Wow, there really is a black man in the background saying it all with his eyes.
Classy.
Bounty, The Dog Hunter
Bounty, The Dog Hunter
Who?
Why is that stupid fuck holding himself? In public?
Because he’s a stupid fuck.
Wow… she looks like she inhaled another woman… or two.
Cool… Dog has four eyes.
I believe, on the far left, we have photographic proof of an actual “pig in a poke”.
Who?
Stay classy honey.
and this is supposed to look good? bleh!
EWWWW… on so many levels!
lovely, a stinky butt crack a an awards show, how classy
Name tags won’t make you relevant, dickwads.
Seeing this ‘couple’ reminds me of why the name of this website represents the entertainment industry.
I have started working on a new math that will help measure ‘Superficialness’, but I had to work out ‘Doucheyness’ first,
since it totally relevant.
So, Superficialness can be measured in HsU’s (HeidispencerUnits). It worked out right away that
1s (spencer) = 1D (Douche), and
1H (Heidi) = 1SD (SuperficialDouche).
It’s a given that putting 1s near anything increases Doucheyness, therefore, 1 HsU = 1MD (MegaDouche).
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I’m really glad that everyone wants to see her tits.
I think the cheese has gone bad too.
New invention from Dog, Velcro eyebrows.
Can be used as floatation devices.
She is garbed and therefore useless.