Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s being written right now in a text document because we’re locked out of our site admin, which I can only assume is because it’s been almost a full month since we posted new Jon Hamm penis pics. And you know what? You’re right, node cluster failure, we deserve this. So, if for some reason, these words make it onto the Internet today, please enjoy Quentin Tarantino desperately praying they didn’t forget the corn pudding on the buffet for the after party, Nicole Minetti, yet again, but for some reason I feel the overwhelming need to point out that she’s a politician in Italy, and finally, Lacey Banghard. This woman’s name is Lacey Banghard.
As in rough sexual intercourse — tee-hee! (I’m 13.)
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“Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
She’s starting to look like Angie Dickinson.
Not good.
I think I can see why the only way is Essex.
Gwen Stefani got boobs for Christmas?
I was thinking the same thing.
Zoolander 2: Zoolandier?
Clothes are so 2012.
I think I saw her at Walmart with a kid standing on that back shelf.
Dear People of London,
Remember that petition to get us to keep Piers Morgan? Yeah, well get the pull out couch ready, because these two belong to you now.
Introducing the latest celebrity spokesperson for Weight Watchers, Val Kilmer.
It took me a minute to realize that that’s Chris Brown’s own arm grabbing himself.
I could go for some chocolate milk
“Nigmaste”.
Lord knows I likes me sum thick chick, but those thighs are a little too, how do you say, ‘gravy in a ziplock-ish’ for me
I’m not sure—did something fly out of Jodie Marsh’s pussy and into Nicole Minetti’s ass? Or is it the other way around?
post-op Terry José
The left boob buys the play-doh top a couple of inches, the right boob balances the chin.
Am I not merciful?!?
It would appear the more times I click the right arrow, the more proportionate her body gets.
Where can I get one of these arrow things for mah woman? She let herself go after that whole bulemia thing.
Is he wearing a blouse?
The labels are so that we can remember who they are.
Actually I think the labels are so THEY’LL remember who they are.
That’s no moon, it’s a space station.
It looks like Heather Locklears kids just got back from the Blue Lagoon.
I just stole this man’s kidneys!
Ewwww! Something stinks on this beach…oh wait, it’s me…my bad
Why is Al Roker his bodyguard?
He’s on loan from the Whitehouse, but I heard it is only temporary.
Praying for a foot display before the night ends.
Why is the fucktard, pussy, loser, son of a dentist that grew up in Malibu, wearing camo like he is some hick that grew up on a farm down South?
He wants to be viewed as a hero, but he’s too chickenshit to join the military.
Remember, don’t ask Marlon if there is going to be a sequel to “White Chicks”.
My hands are cold. Can I put them in your jacket?
She’s got two great hand warmers there.
Is that a tumor or her hip/thigh?
Considering what they look like, wouldn’t it be more appropriate to refer to them as “Mr. and Mrs. Dog,” or perhaps “that Dog couple?”
I’m sure as hell she looks like a zombie without those eyelashes, eyebrows and a kilo of toner.
So its a photo of a woman with a front and back cleavage.
I wanna put a picture up. :(
Alright, someone’s gotta say it; “Who the fuck are these people you keep putting pictures up of, lately?! SERIOUSLY!!”
ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!! That was supposed to have gone on the previous photo. I liked the old site better (Said the guy who complains about Facebook every time they do something new, but still uses it 417 times/day).
Alright, someone’s gotta say it; “Who the fuck are these people you keep putting pictures up of, lately?! SERIOUSLY!!”
I really want that bikini, does anyone know where to get it?
Courtney Stodden shouldn’t go out without makeup.
Still 100 times hotter than that Stodden.
Serena Williams?
It’s been a while since I watched “It’s Always Sunny,” but I don’t remember Fat Mac and Sweet Dee being this punchable.
Remember when Jessica Simpson lookalike contests weren’t so depressing?
What the fuck? I posted this on the Dog the Bounty Hunter pic. FISH, I HATE THE NEW PHOTO SYSTEM.
Remember when Jessica Simpson lookalike contests weren’t so depressing?
christina aguilera and johnny depp in the year 2525.
MILF.
Seeing a nice white girl ass puts the same look on my face too.
Does she suffocate most of their suspects with her boobs, because it seems most efficient.
Looks like a taller, sluttier Eva Longoria. I love it.
This sexy little piece has been big in England for a while now. She has a great rack.
What a fucking piece of shit.
They had to go to Britain to be celebrities?
I bet she does, i bet she does….
No need to bet. It’s readily available for all to see.
Cheeky monkey