The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13

January 4th, 2013 // 184 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s being written right now in a text document because we’re locked out of our site admin, which I can only assume is because it’s been almost a full month since we posted new Jon Hamm penis pics. And you know what? You’re right, node cluster failure, we deserve this. So, if for some reason, these words make it onto the Internet today, please enjoy Quentin Tarantino desperately praying they didn’t forget the corn pudding on the buffet for the after party, Nicole Minetti, yet again, but for some reason I feel the overwhelming need to point out that she’s a politician in Italy, and finally, Lacey Banghard. This woman’s name is Lacey Banghard.

As in rough sexual intercourse — tee-hee! (I’m 13.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alexandra Burke
    Phoenix
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    “Ain’t nobody got time for that!”

  2. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    earl holliman
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    She’s starting to look like Angie Dickinson.

    Not good.

  3. Frankie Essex
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    I think I can see why the only way is Essex.

  4. Rita Ora
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    Gwen Stefani got boobs for Christmas?

  5. Kaylin Garcia
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    Zoolander 2: Zoolandier?

  6. Erica Mena
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    Clothes are so 2012.

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    I think I saw her at Walmart with a kid standing on that back shelf.

  8. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
    Josh Sidekick
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    Dear People of London,
    Remember that petition to get us to keep Piers Morgan? Yeah, well get the pull out couch ready, because these two belong to you now.

  9. Jon Bon Jovi
    Senor Trout
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    Introducing the latest celebrity spokesperson for Weight Watchers, Val Kilmer.

  10. Chris Brown
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    It took me a minute to realize that that’s Chris Brown’s own arm grabbing himself.

  11. Mariah Carey
    TheSalomonizer
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    I could go for some chocolate milk

  12. Quentin Tarantino
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    “Nigmaste”.

  13. Erica Mena
    TheSalomonizer
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    Lord knows I likes me sum thick chick, but those thighs are a little too, how do you say, ‘gravy in a ziplock-ish’ for me

  14. Nicole Minetti
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    I’m not sure—did something fly out of Jodie Marsh’s pussy and into Nicole Minetti’s ass? Or is it the other way around?

  15. TheSalominizer
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    post-op Terry José

  16. Frankie Essex
    TheSalomonizer
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    The left boob buys the play-doh top a couple of inches, the right boob balances the chin.
    Am I not merciful?!?

  17. Frankie Essex
    cepane_mekko@yahoo.com
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    It would appear the more times I click the right arrow, the more proportionate her body gets.
    Where can I get one of these arrow things for mah woman? She let herself go after that whole bulemia thing.

  18. Chris Brown
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    Is he wearing a blouse?

  19. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
    Edie
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    The labels are so that we can remember who they are.

  20. stewie
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    That’s no moon, it’s a space station.

  21. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    It looks like Heather Locklears kids just got back from the Blue Lagoon.

  22. Tracy Morgan
    Vlad
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    I just stole this man’s kidneys!

  23. Alexandra Burke
    Vlad
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    Ewwww! Something stinks on this beach…oh wait, it’s me…my bad

  24. Chris Brown
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    Why is Al Roker his bodyguard?

  25. Quentin Tarantino
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Praying for a foot display before the night ends.

  26. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    Why is the fucktard, pussy, loser, son of a dentist that grew up in Malibu, wearing camo like he is some hick that grew up on a farm down South?

  27. Marlon Wayans Lisa Blum
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    Remember, don’t ask Marlon if there is going to be a sequel to “White Chicks”.

  28. Kaylin Garcia
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    My hands are cold. Can I put them in your jacket?

  29. Erica Mena
    KC
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    Is that a tumor or her hip/thigh?

  30. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Considering what they look like, wouldn’t it be more appropriate to refer to them as “Mr. and Mrs. Dog,” or perhaps “that Dog couple?”

  31. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
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    I’m sure as hell she looks like a zombie without those eyelashes, eyebrows and a kilo of toner.

  32. Oz Matters
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    So its a photo of a woman with a front and back cleavage.

  33. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Alright, someone’s gotta say it; “Who the fuck are these people you keep putting pictures up of, lately?! SERIOUSLY!!”

    • ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!! That was supposed to have gone on the previous photo. I liked the old site better (Said the guy who complains about Facebook every time they do something new, but still uses it 417 times/day).

  34. Alexandra Burke
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    Alright, someone’s gotta say it; “Who the fuck are these people you keep putting pictures up of, lately?! SERIOUSLY!!”

  35. Frankie Essex
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    I really want that bikini, does anyone know where to get it?

  36. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    tlmck
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    Courtney Stodden shouldn’t go out without makeup.

  37. Alexandra Burke
    tlmck
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    Serena Williams?

  38. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    It’s been a while since I watched “It’s Always Sunny,” but I don’t remember Fat Mac and Sweet Dee being this punchable.

  39. Marlon Wayans Lisa Blum
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    Remember when Jessica Simpson lookalike contests weren’t so depressing?

  40. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Remember when Jessica Simpson lookalike contests weren’t so depressing?

  41. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    zomgbie
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    christina aguilera and johnny depp in the year 2525.

  42. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
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    MILF.

  43. Marlon Wayans Lisa Blum
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    Seeing a nice white girl ass puts the same look on my face too.

  44. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Does she suffocate most of their suspects with her boobs, because it seems most efficient.

  45. Erica Mena
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    Looks like a taller, sluttier Eva Longoria. I love it.

  46. Lacey Banghard
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    This sexy little piece has been big in England for a while now. She has a great rack.

  47. Chris Brown
    Later
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    What a fucking piece of shit.

  48. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
    Falstaff
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    They had to go to Britain to be celebrities?

  49. Lacey Banghard
    Later
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    I bet she does, i bet she does….

  50. Chris Brown
    bigalkie
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    Cheeky monkey

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