The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.4.13

January 4th, 2013 // 184 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s being written right now in a text document because we’re locked out of our site admin, which I can only assume is because it’s been almost a full month since we posted new Jon Hamm penis pics. And you know what? You’re right, node cluster failure, we deserve this. So, if for some reason, these words make it onto the Internet today, please enjoy Quentin Tarantino desperately praying they didn’t forget the corn pudding on the buffet for the after party, Nicole Minetti, yet again, but for some reason I feel the overwhelming need to point out that she’s a politician in Italy, and finally, Lacey Banghard. This woman’s name is Lacey Banghard.

As in rough sexual intercourse — tee-hee! (I’m 13.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. Tracy Morgan
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    As the guy in back drops a big load in his pants.

  2. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Hmmm found the weight she lost.

  3. Lacey Banghard
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    Get it….”Lacey Banghard.” Get it? Huh? Get it?

  4. Mariah Carey
    journalschism
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    You know you’re big time when you get photo-bombed by a cardboard Cedric the Entertainer.

  5. Marlon Wayans Lisa Blum
    journalschism
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    You know you’re big time when you get photo-bombed by a cardboard Cedric the Entertainer.

  6. Suzy

    I saw these two in the hometown where my mother lives, and at first I thought they were stealing things from the cleaning isle. We made fun of them for a good three weeks before the jokes got old. What a moronic couple.

  7. Kaylin Garcia
    DeucePickle
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    That is one see-through under shirt !

  8. Alexandra Burke
    DeucePickle
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    I’m fine not knowing who this is

  9. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    The only complimentary thing I can say about this pathetic slag is that she makes Marie Osmond look almost human in comparison. Almost.

  10. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
    Jack Ketch
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    Sweet Christ, she can hardly move her face !! Gross.

  11. Quentin Tarantino
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    Natalie from Facts of Life. After a sex change. And conversion the Buddhism.

  12. Frankie Essex
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    The drapes don’t even match the valance, much less the carpet.

  13. Chris Brown
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    I gotta pee, daddy! hurry!

  14. Kaylin Garcia
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    I think wearing that would inhibit my good times, what with my tits showing every time I moved. I’m as good a time as the next gal, but come on!

  15. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
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    Anyone else getting a “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane” vibe here?

  16. Kaylin Garcia
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    I know Hulk Hogan had a thing for manly blondes, but I never thought he’d stoop so low as to go for Jessica Simpson.

  17. Jon Bon Jovi
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    Yep. He’s halfway there all right.

  18. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    This is a classic optical illusion: They both have the same size gut, but which looks bigger? The one topped by ginormous cans, or the one dangling over a cinched in teeny weeny?

  19. Lacey Banghard
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    I see by the size of the audience that McDonald’s is doing well in London. That’s sad.

  20. Lacey Banghard
    zomgbie
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    i guess anita biggcock wasnt available.

  21. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    They’re ba-ack.

  22. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    Who declared them celebrities? Please revoke their drive-on passes to planet Earth.

  23. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    Kissing their 15 minutes of fame goodbye.

  24. Tracy Morgan
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    I know it’s too easy but…

    … HATERS GONNA HATE!!!

  25. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    GLT
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    Fun fact: she was actually hot once.

  26. Rita Ora
    Toe Jam
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    How to drive the Taliban insane.

  27. Nicole Minetti
    Toe Jame
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    Hey Redbull, apparently flabby ass gives you wings too.

  28. Quentin Tarantino
    Toe Jam
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    The Five Point Palm Exploding Chin Technique.

  29. Frankie Essex
    oldfool
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    Don’t make that face girl, it makes you look Lohan-ish.

  30. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
    Bionic_Crouton
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    So, when do they get bombarded with rotten fruit?

  31. Chinto

    Its a sad group of photos when Dog the Bountyhunter is the biggest celebrity

  32. Chris Brown
    Bionic_Crouton
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    He beat the crap out of Rhianna’s face, She gave him crabs.

  33. Quentin Tarantino
    Hilliam
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    “Hold up, I just caught the coke fly again so it’s time for another sober thought.”

  34. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Bionic_Crouton
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    There are no winners in a white trash three way.

  35. Frankie Essex
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    Her face is lucky it comes with that body

  36. Lacey Banghard
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Today was the wrong day to wear granny panties!”

  37. Chris Brown
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    reaching where nuts are supposed to be

  38. Heidi Montag Spencer Pratt
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    Hm… I only find these two mildly objectionable today. Maybe it’s that we haven’t seen them in so long. Or the liquid codeine.

  39. Quentin Tarantino
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    Quentin Tarantino, seen here offending multiple races simultaneously.

  40. Rita Ora
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    Sure, they come here to blow up our shit, but totally pass on an opportunity when it comes to their home turf. Dafuq, terrorists?

  41. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    jeb
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    how the fuck don’t those heels snap in two…they must be made out of Titanium

  42. Chris Brown
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    Poor Tiny Lister has fallen on hard times.

  43. Kaylin Garcia
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    C’mon… why even bother with clothes at this point?

  44. Tracy Morgan
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    Step and left and cha cha cha…
    Now electric slide!

  45. Erica Mena
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    Remember what I said about that chick in the open red top? That goes double for this one.

  46. Lacey Banghard
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    Pfft… bwah ha ha ha! That’s almost as funny as Anita Hoare.

  47. Erica Mena
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I have been a fan of hers since I saw her in that dress who ever she is.

  48. Commented on this photo:

    That’s not an ass, it’s a shelf.

  49. Commented on this photo:

    Wait, wait… NFGTV? Does that stand for No Fucking Good Television?

  50. Pamela Anderson Lazy Eye
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Has anyone seen my hepatitis C?”

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