Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that’s being written right now in a text document because we’re locked out of our site admin, which I can only assume is because it’s been almost a full month since we posted new Jon Hamm penis pics. And you know what? You’re right, node cluster failure, we deserve this. So, if for some reason, these words make it onto the Internet today, please enjoy Quentin Tarantino desperately praying they didn’t forget the corn pudding on the buffet for the after party, Nicole Minetti, yet again, but for some reason I feel the overwhelming need to point out that she’s a politician in Italy, and finally, Lacey Banghard. This woman’s name is Lacey Banghard.
As in rough sexual intercourse — tee-hee! (I’m 13.)
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As the guy in back drops a big load in his pants.
Hmmm found the weight she lost.
Get it….”Lacey Banghard.” Get it? Huh? Get it?
You know you’re big time when you get photo-bombed by a cardboard Cedric the Entertainer.
You know you’re big time when you get photo-bombed by a cardboard Cedric the Entertainer.
I saw these two in the hometown where my mother lives, and at first I thought they were stealing things from the cleaning isle. We made fun of them for a good three weeks before the jokes got old. What a moronic couple.
That is one see-through under shirt !
I’m fine not knowing who this is
The only complimentary thing I can say about this pathetic slag is that she makes Marie Osmond look almost human in comparison. Almost.
Sweet Christ, she can hardly move her face !! Gross.
Natalie from Facts of Life. After a sex change. And conversion the Buddhism.
The drapes don’t even match the valance, much less the carpet.
I gotta pee, daddy! hurry!
The best!
I think wearing that would inhibit my good times, what with my tits showing every time I moved. I’m as good a time as the next gal, but come on!
Anyone else getting a “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane” vibe here?
I know Hulk Hogan had a thing for manly blondes, but I never thought he’d stoop so low as to go for Jessica Simpson.
Yep. He’s halfway there all right.
This is a classic optical illusion: They both have the same size gut, but which looks bigger? The one topped by ginormous cans, or the one dangling over a cinched in teeny weeny?
I see by the size of the audience that McDonald’s is doing well in London. That’s sad.
i guess anita biggcock wasnt available.
They’re ba-ack.
Who declared them celebrities? Please revoke their drive-on passes to planet Earth.
Kissing their 15 minutes of fame goodbye.
I know it’s too easy but…
… HATERS GONNA HATE!!!
Fun fact: she was actually hot once.
Goddamnit, that was supposed to go under the Mariah Carey pic.
Still applicable.
How to drive the Taliban insane.
Hey Redbull, apparently flabby ass gives you wings too.
The Five Point Palm Exploding Chin Technique.
Don’t make that face girl, it makes you look Lohan-ish.
So, when do they get bombarded with rotten fruit?
Its a sad group of photos when Dog the Bountyhunter is the biggest celebrity
He beat the crap out of Rhianna’s face, She gave him crabs.
“Hold up, I just caught the coke fly again so it’s time for another sober thought.”
There are no winners in a white trash three way.
Her face is lucky it comes with that body
“Today was the wrong day to wear granny panties!”
reaching where nuts are supposed to be
Hm… I only find these two mildly objectionable today. Maybe it’s that we haven’t seen them in so long. Or the liquid codeine.
Quentin Tarantino, seen here offending multiple races simultaneously.
Sure, they come here to blow up our shit, but totally pass on an opportunity when it comes to their home turf. Dafuq, terrorists?
how the fuck don’t those heels snap in two…they must be made out of Titanium
Poor Tiny Lister has fallen on hard times.
C’mon… why even bother with clothes at this point?
Step and left and cha cha cha…
Now electric slide!
Remember what I said about that chick in the open red top? That goes double for this one.
I live in this city. I gotta start crashing these events.
Pfft… bwah ha ha ha! That’s almost as funny as Anita Hoare.
I have been a fan of hers since I saw her in that dress who ever she is.
That’s not an ass, it’s a shelf.
Wait, wait… NFGTV? Does that stand for No Fucking Good Television?
“Has anyone seen my hepatitis C?”