The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.31.14

January 31st, 2014 // 398 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of exciting Super Bowl NON-SPECIFIC SPORTING EVENT sideshows like this 90′s rapper you forgot about rapping or this other 90′s rapper performing all those songs you loved but when you listen to now sound really, really stupid. And don’t forget 90′s person Alyssa Milano who still has breasts, making her barely relevant enough to earn a nominal fee to walk a red carpet with a product name attached to it, and all because FOOTBALL. That pure, completely untainted beacon of American idealism that’s never once let anybody down.

One of our nation’s largest industries — not to mention favorite past time — is built on a foundation of swept under the rug rape. Enjoy the big game!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gerard Butler Red Face
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    Gerard obviously didn’t take the warning on the habanero lube seriously.

  2. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
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    Joe Dirt cleans up real nice with a bottle of mousse and a wind tunnel.

  3. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Legends For Charity Event
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    Sapp: I’m going to take you back to my room and fuck you with your own belly button.

  4. Helen Mirren Twerking 2014 Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year
    Joe Blow
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    “Go on then, stick it in my pudding chute.”

  5. Helen Mirren Twerking 2014 Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year
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    Damn! Now I’ve got a hasty pudding mess under my desk.

  6. Joseph Run Simmons Fur Coat Bud Light Madden Bowl
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    Apparently, he took his nickname for granted.

  7. Rozonda Chilli Thomas Bra Ripped Abs Open Jumpsuit TLC Performance VH1 Super Bowl Blitz Six Nights And Six Concerts
    Joe Blow
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    Who?

  8. Alanis Morissette Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Joe Blow
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    Trust me on this one: He’s definitely NOT thinking of you when he fucks her.

  9. Kat Von D Eating
    Joe Blow
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    Nasty.

  10. Joanna Krupa Tight Spandex Minidress Legs Pacha Club Opening
    daniel
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    “Joanna how many dicks did you have to suck to get invited to this event?”

  11. Busta Rhymes Fat Weight Gain Bud Light Madden Bowl
    Commented on this photo:

    After nearly taking out one of nana’s eyes, Busta said ‘fuck it with buttons’.

  12. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Forehead Vein Haney Launch Party With Net A Porter
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    Her torso got flipped upside down and turned around. Those are really some sexy ass cheeks we’re looking at.

  13. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Does anyone know how old these pics are that she keeps posting?

  14. Gerard Butler Red Face
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    Aye those bastards on The Superficial are’ havin’ a go at me in ma’ best t-shirt.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Ribbon Workout Instagram
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    After all this time, we’ve been looking outdoors for validation of the sasquatch. I don’t know about you, but I feel silly.

  16. Flo Rida Being Fed Popchips PC Richard & Son Big Game Kick Off Party
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    The chips can’t handle me

  17. Rozonda Chilli Thomas Bra Ripped Abs Open Jumpsuit TLC Performance VH1 Super Bowl Blitz Six Nights And Six Concerts
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    I’d rather see the other brown eye

  18. Jessica Simpson Wearing Mexican Blanket LAX
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    Well, you can tell which one is not used to Chilli’s.

  19. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Forehead Vein Haney Launch Party With Net A Porter
    Helena Handbasket
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    She’s still adorable.

    (I’m totally gay, btw)

  20. Kat Von D Eating
    CptCreep
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    Equinsu Ocha! Equinsu Ocha!

  21. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Crazy Face Super Bowl Fashion Event
    Commented on this photo:

    1991 called. It wants its everything back.

  22. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Poster
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    The clouds are wavy…

  23. Gerard Butler Red Face
    donkeylicks
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    Prolonged exposure to chemical toilets finally taking it’s toll. Read your warning labels kids.

  24. Jude Law Noel Coward Theatre Signing Autographs
    RAWZ9VOLT
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    “shit…did I just sign a new alimony agreement??”

  25. Hannah Davis Legs Leather Minidress Sports Illustrated MVP Night
    meeps!
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    I guess Amanda Bynes wasn’t using her face anymore…

  26. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Legends For Charity Event
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your knee is grinding into me.”
    “That’s not my knee.”
    “……. ”
    “It’s my belly button.”

  27. Scott Disick Lust Hat Backwards Putting Son Mason In Car Seat
    donkeylicks
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    How can we be sure that he’s not abducting some young girl?

  28. Kat Von D Eating
    meeps!
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    When did L.A. open a Kabuki Theater…?

  29. Joanna Krupa Tight Spandex Minidress Legs Pacha Club Opening
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    10. Definitely 10!

  30. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Forehead Vein Haney Launch Party With Net A Porter
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d poker

  31. Gerard Butler Red Face
    fred
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    I have 14 fuckin devices and not a single GOD DAMN ONE OF THEM WILL CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

  32. Helen Mirren Twerking 2014 Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year
    fred
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    She must be old if all those wires pop out of her when she bends over.

  33. Joseph Run Simmons Fur Coat Bud Light Madden Bowl
    fred
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    “Dafuq you mean fur ain’t cool? You best sit down and have a Ciroc and a smile, bitch.”

  34. Marlon Wayans Hobo Clothes Firepit Access Hollywood
    fred
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    “Yeah, I mean, I was on TV in the ’90s. But that was a long time and a lot of money ago. I’m cold and hungry on the corner now, so do you have a quarter or don’t you?”

  35. Jude Law Noel Coward Theatre Signing Autographs
    fred
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    Jude, Jude, Over here! Did you know this morning when you left your house that you look like a poodle?

  36. Alanis Morissette Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    fred
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    More evidence that the guys from South Park are right about Canadians.

  37. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
    Aunt Cracker
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    When did Spade start looking like a gay magician?

  38. Jessica Simpson Wearing Mexican Blanket LAX
    fred
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    Yes, she is wearing the equivalent of a garbage bag and covering just about every inch of her body so the weight watcher auditors can’t examine her, but look ho skinny the top of her feet look.

    That stuff works ladies!

  39. Madonna Muscular Arms
    fred
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    It’s the elbows. They always give it away. Like rings on a tree . . .

  40. Busta Rhymes Fat Weight Gain Bud Light Madden Bowl
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    Concert rider: Food mafucka, food!

  41. Helen Mirren Twerking 2014 Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year
    Son of Flubber
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    Hater gonna hate,
    Lovers gonna love,
    But I don’t want, none of the above
    I want to piss on you, drip drip drip, I wanna pee on you

  42. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Forehead Vein Haney Launch Party With Net A Porter
    Son of Flubber
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    Remember when she was skinny, and hot? No, just me? okay…

  43. Khloe Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Ribbon Workout Instagram
    Son of Flubber
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    That purple sash/rope, was brown by the end of the day.

  44. Joseph Run Simmons Fur Coat Bud Light Madden Bowl
    Commented on this photo:

    Smokey the Bear says “Only you can prevent forest fires.”

  45. Jessica Simpson Wearing Mexican Blanket LAX
    dixonblonde
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    “That bitch think we don’t know she fat under there??!?”

  46. Khloe Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Ribbon Workout Instagram
    Sheppy
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    Anyone contacted NASA about that material yet?

  47. Gerard Butler Red Face
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    Not everybody knows how to use Photoshop.

  48. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
    Commented on this photo:

    Coming soon: David Spade IS “Gay d’Artagnan.”

  49. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Forehead Vein Haney Launch Party With Net A Porter
    Fingergod
    Commented on this photo:

    I know it’s a cartoon and doesn’t need to be realistic but she should give birth already. Wait, what? This ISN’T a picture of her Family Guy character??!?!?

  50. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Legends For Charity Event
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    “Is it in, yet?”

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