The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.31.14

January 31st, 2014 // 398 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of exciting Super Bowl NON-SPECIFIC SPORTING EVENT sideshows like this 90′s rapper you forgot about rapping or this other 90′s rapper performing all those songs you loved but when you listen to now sound really, really stupid. And don’t forget 90′s person Alyssa Milano who still has breasts, making her barely relevant enough to earn a nominal fee to walk a red carpet with a product name attached to it, and all because FOOTBALL. That pure, completely untainted beacon of American idealism that’s never once let anybody down.

One of our nation’s largest industries — not to mention favorite past time — is built on a foundation of swept under the rug rape. Enjoy the big game!!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joanna Krupa Tight Spandex Minidress Legs Pacha Club Opening
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    I’d love to have sexual relations with her.

  2. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
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    Its awkward that he sat down after he seated her.

  3. Joanna Krupa Tight Spandex Minidress Legs Pacha Club Opening
    Brit
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    My eyes are up here, Paps

  4. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
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    As douchey as he is, you know he fucked her later on that night.

  5. Jude Law Noel Coward Theatre Signing Autographs
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    “Would you sign this picture of Sienna Miller blowing Daniel Craig?”

  6. Joanna Krupa Tight Spandex Minidress Legs Pacha Club Opening
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    YEAH! Joanna “chicken” Krupa sighting! thank you Photo Boy!

  7. Alanis Morissette Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Not in any theater in the US or Canada, sister.

  8. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I have a serious question. How does she keep sand from getting in her ass and vag?

  9. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Legends For Charity Event
    Brit
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    He was going to give her a close embrace, but her belly button got between them.

  10. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Poster
    Smapdi
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    Nice body, Scarlett. Whose is it?

  11. Scott Disick Lust Hat Backwards Putting Son Mason In Car Seat
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    That hat is from his new children’s fashion line, LUST: For Kids.

  12. Jessica Simpson Wearing Mexican Blanket LAX
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    “Oh god….. hah-hah-hah… is it chicken or tuna? Oh, I get it now….”

  13. Pamela Anderson Rick Salomon Sweatshorts Work Boots
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    “Pam… it’s Vodka that kills hepatitis – right?

  14. Khloe Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Ribbon Workout Instagram
    Smapdi
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    That’s actually a good use of one of Kim’s leftover thongs.

  15. Helen Mirren Twerking 2014 Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year
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    I’d pull those beads out for her.

  16. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Crazy Face Super Bowl Fashion Event
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    That’s a bad hair day. She looked hot as hell on Craig Ferguson a few weeks back. I’d still tame that strange.

  17. Anastasia Ashley Sandy Butt Bikini Instagram
    Dashwood
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    She does know how to post photos that showcase her best angles.

  18. Madonna Muscular Arms
    Pickle Nose
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    Not that this is anything new, but those arms look like my Grandma’s.

  19. Kat Von D Eating
    Frank Burns
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    When the Symbiosis Commission says you are too skanky to host a symbiont, sometimes you flee the Trill homeworld to another planet and just eat soup.

  20. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Poster
    cc
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    Sorry but…not her again.

  21. Scarlett Johansson Black Widow Poster
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    I looked at the poster quickly and thought it read “Latin America”. My bad.

  22. Gerard Butler Red Face
    Tiggles
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    Sometimes during sex, the Port-A-Potty falls over.

  23. Gerard Butler Red Face
    cc
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    When you are so drunk you read ‘muriatic acid’ as ‘self-tanner’ you know it’s time to enter a 12 step program

  24. Alyssa Milano Cleavage Crazy Face Super Bowl Fashion Event
    Tiggles
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    She ought to avoid any kind of bowl for a while.

  25. Kelly Ripa Michael Strahan Legends For Charity Event
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    Yeah, they’re definitely fucking. I can’t say I blame him, I would fuck Kelly too if given the chance.

  26. Joanna Krupa Tight Spandex Minidress Legs Pacha Club Opening
    Icehawg
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    Shouldn’t it be “Dis how duck look” this time?

  27. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
    Heywood Jablomie
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    If these two ever shorted out a kid imagine the size billboard its four or five head could support.

  28. Helen Mirren Twerking 2014 Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year
    Salt
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    I’d tap that.

  29. Joanna Krupa Tight Spandex Minidress Legs Pacha Club Opening
    cc
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    At risk of stating the obvious….I’d wreck this woman.

  30. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
    Heywood Jablomie
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    sharted, sorry.

  31. Gerard Butler Red Face
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    THIS…IS…not where I parked my car…

  32. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Forehead Vein Haney Launch Party With Net A Porter
    Icehawg
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    Neat. She has the same fitness regimen as Busta “Double bacon” Rhymes.

  33. Flo Rida Being Fed Popchips PC Richard & Son Big Game Kick Off Party
    Frank Burns
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    That’s not what Rida had in mind when he talked about wanting “cracker women”.

  34. Marlon Wayans Hobo Clothes Firepit Access Hollywood
    Icehawg
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    “Shiiiiiiiiiiiit son! Didja see Jen’fer Tilly? Bitch crazy big.”

  35. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
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    Someone said “no sex if you don’t clean your plate”…and the photo tells the rest of the story.

  36. Joanna Krupa Tight Spandex Minidress Legs Pacha Club Opening
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    I presume the franchise exporters are unaware that in Polish “Pacha” means “armpit.”

  37. Helen Mirren Twerking 2014 Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year
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    Et tu Helen?

  38. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
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    “I’m not with him … .”
    “I’m with her!”

  39. Khloe Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Ribbon Workout Instagram
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    She’s graceful like a gorilla.

  40. Kendra Wilkinson No Makeup Baby Bump Hank Baskett LAX
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    Nah…women never stop trying once they get married.

  41. Pamela Anderson Rick Salomon Sweatshorts Work Boots
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    Every swig off that bottle of vodka makes her look a year younger.

    Poor bastard is going to die before he hits the boner zone.

  42. Kat Von D Eating
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    “Does your soup taste ok? Mine tastes like makeup, lipstick, and regret”

  43. Selita Ebanks Cleavage David Spade Scarf KWL 4th Annual Sports And Entertainment Celebration Honoring NFLs Rising Stars Colin Kaepernick And Robin Quinn
    cc
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    Those are big portions.

  44. Joseph Run Simmons Fur Coat Bud Light Madden Bowl
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    I can’t shit on Run DMC. Great music.

  45. Busta Rhymes Fat Weight Gain Bud Light Madden Bowl
    crb
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    Ate-the-entire-Costco-stock-of-peanut-butter-rhymes

  46. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Forehead Vein Haney Launch Party With Net A Porter
    crb
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    Busta Rhymes is looking a tiny bit better in that dress.

  47. Jude Law Noel Coward Theatre Signing Autographs
    crb
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    “They’re ending the franchise? And I get to be the last villain, the one who actually kills James Bond? -Where was it you wanted me to sign?”

  48. Kat Von D Eating
    caley
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    She looks like if the moon, from ‘A Trip to the Moon’, went to Hot Topic, then went out for lunch.

  49. Hannah Davis Legs Leather Minidress Sports Illustrated MVP Night
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    She’s hot.

  50. Flo Rida Being Fed Popchips PC Richard & Son Big Game Kick Off Party
    El Cacas
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    They didn’t read the “don’t feed the animals” sign…

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