Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is full of exciting
Super Bowl NON-SPECIFIC SPORTING EVENT sideshows like this 90′s rapper you forgot about rapping or this other 90′s rapper performing all those songs you loved but when you listen to now sound really, really stupid. And don’t forget 90′s person Alyssa Milano who still has breasts, making her barely relevant enough to earn a nominal fee to walk a red carpet with a product name attached to it, and all because FOOTBALL. That pure, completely untainted beacon of American idealism that’s never once let anybody down.
One of our nation’s largest industries — not to mention favorite past time — is built on a foundation of swept under the rug rape. Enjoy the big game!!
- Photo Boy