The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.24.14

January 24th, 2014 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your lightest selection of the week, but probably the highest butts to coke faces ratio if I’m doing this math correctly. carry the one, divide by the acockocalypse in sweatpants, which leaves a remaind– You know what? I’m not gonna lie, in the only math course I was required to take in college, we did origami, so I’ll just move on. We’ve got Paris Hilton trying out the window dress, which means it’s airborne now, Kirstie Alley and Cedric the Entertainer talking about the new three-cheese stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut, and Rutger Hauer wearing that and doing that, because you’re not cool and neither am I.

I’m sure this face is just Taylor Lautner straining not to get all up on those chicks. He would just love to touch their boobs and butts and then high-five the guys and crack some Buds after,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
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    Air pump not included.

  2. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    WA-WA-WA-Whoppers.

  3. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Godamn.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
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    Oats!

  5. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
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    I think her pictures get all the ass that Kim Kardashian photoshops out of her selfies.

  6. Rutger Hauer Sitting Backwards On Chair Sights Of Death Photo Call
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    Please tell me that’s a onesie.

  7. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
    Jenn
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    I see London.
    I see France.
    I wish Paris wore underpants.

  8. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
    Aunt Cracker
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    “You know, at these luncheons they usually call me Kirstie the Woofer.”

  9. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
    Aunt Cracker
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    Asians have their own Rumor Willis?

  10. LeAnn Rimes Wiping Eyes Billboard 2nd Annual Power 100 Cocktail Reception
    Aunt Cracker
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    So John Boehner ‘s finally taken his cross dressing public.

  11. Michael Richards Laughing Hysterically TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    Black rappers get a pass for their ramapant misogyny (that’s hatin’ on the womenfolk) and homophobia (that’s hatin’ on the happy folk), but Michael Richards calls a couple of guys niggers and his career is over?

    And then there’s that Duck Dynasty (or is it Dick Dynasty? I’d watch it if it was Dick Dynasty) guy who hates colored people (that’s what he calls ‘em) and the gays?

    His career isn’t over, either.

    Can some ‘splain to me why Michael Richards is fucked for one outburst but these other people aren’t fucked for a consistent pattern of racism, misogyny, and homophobia?

    • It’s how he worded it…

      “50 years ago ***we’d*** have you upside down with a fucking fork up your ass!” Then proceeded to shout the “N” word repeatedly.

      Left me with the impression that in his younger years, he was wholeheartedly involved in exactly the type of activity he described.

  12. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    God, she’s fucking sexy! I love that hourglass figure.

  13. Macaulay Culkin Playing Tiny Trumpet Pizza Underground Performance
    Aunt Cracker
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    He wanted a better relationship with his dad but since the stroke it’s been kinda one-sided.

  14. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    What does Courtney Stodden have to say about all this?

  15. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
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    The Asian chick looks delicious.

  16. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
    Aunt Cracker
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    Fun fact- Coco has a very understandable fear of pins.

  17. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    That’s a nice fat little ass.

  18. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
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    It’s actually a relief to see her these days.

  19. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
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    She has weird features. They’re beautiful on her but her look is definitely…unique. She’s undeniably sexy, though.

  20. Michael Richards Laughing Hysterically TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    Granted the “n” word is not a good thing to be said by anyone. But to know there’s one word so horrible that if you are any other race but African American you can be crucified and lose everyone and everything that exists in your life if you say it ever, that’s fucked up. No one should use it. Including African Americans. There’s a shitload of power given to one word.

    • If Michael had a history of such remarks, I could see him being shunned like an Amish with an iPad.

      But one outburst from a guy who has built a career on being socially awkward and inappropriate and his career is down the toilet?

      I don’t understand the standards being applied.

      Rappers can call women “bitches” and “hos” and get richer and more famous.

      Rappers can call gays “faggots” and get richer and more famous.

      Mel Gibson has a long history of homophobic, racist, and anti-Semitic remarks and he still finds work in Hollywood.

      Michael Richards says “niggers” (the “n” word is a childish phrase and I refuse to use it) ONCE and he’s treated like he beat a sweet little old lady to death with a bag full of cute puppies.

      Does not compute.

      • SprechenSieDouche

        Perhaps there is a ‘forgiveness’ to talent ratio. Gibson has had a career filled with huge success, rappers are incredibly popular and all white chicks love black guys, whereas Richards… well, he was Kramer.

      • All white chicks like black guys?!!! Hahahahahahahah

  21. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    This is what happens when the Barbie (TM) factory moves to China.

  22. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    Is she sniffing him before she eats him?

  23. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    I sure like a fine behind…

  24. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
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    The best gigantic ass in the business.

  25. LeAnn Rimes Wiping Eyes Billboard 2nd Annual Power 100 Cocktail Reception
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    “Cocktail reception.” So that’s what they’re calling it these days.

  26. Naomi Watts Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’d love to.

  27. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
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    It’s just not appealing when something looks bolted on and something else looks glued on.

  28. Catherine Giudici Butt Tight White Jeans Sean Lowe Extra
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    Somebody needs to do that for him..

  29. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
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    Nice body, shame about her face.

  30. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    I’d let her fart in my mouth

  31. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
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    I will have the Asian girl for $100 Alex.

  32. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
    tlmck
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    And of course Paris is at the Grammy’s because of her stellar recording career.

  33. Nick Jonas Flat Brim Hat Loafers No Socks Chateau Marmont
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    “Hmm, I think I will take the guy on the left.”

  34. Catherine Giudici Butt Tight White Jeans Sean Lowe Extra
    tlmck
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    How many Hollywood guys does it take to install a wireless microphone?

  35. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    kim and kanye in 20 years

  36. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth 1 OAK Nightclub
    Lord Helmet
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    Being 40 she looks damn good. She could easily say 33-35 and I’d believe her. Then again I’m already greatful if women just look at me without contempt.

  37. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    That look you get on your face when you find out your picture is going between Zahia’s tits and Sophie’s ass.

  38. Miles Teller Zac Efron Coked Out Heat Game
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    are we going to have a 2nd Behind the Candelabra movie?

  39. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
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    Apply the same logic as looking at the sun, never look directly at it. But in Paris’s case, think of it more as a black hole.

  40. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Instagram is the online capital city of Whoredom now. PS. This woman is 29 years old, which is just sad

  41. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    All of that rubbish in the background, but no paper bag?

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    Allion
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    What kind of body is that? The one with vacant brain.

  43. Rutger Hauer Sitting Backwards On Chair Sights Of Death Photo Call
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Roy’s living up to his last name.

  44. Kevin Dillon Dogs In Truck
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    The dogs are awesome.

  45. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    Richard Sherman is all over the place this week!

  46. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
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    Sill prefer this dumb bitch to that diseased cunt Kardashian.

    • me

      You dick fart, this IZ diseased vag you moron!!! This chick proudly displayed to the world that her hoohaw has been infected by the herpey sores when she boldly allowed her self to be photoged by the paps carrying her prescription for Valtrex! Get your diseased cunts right! Kim K has the diseased brain and ass

  47. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
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    Fads aside, these crap-ass fillers are producing a breed of strange and ugly women!

  48. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Thank you

  49. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
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    UGH!

  50. Naomi Watts Butt Yoga Pants
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    Skinny, wrinkled with shitty hair — what’s not to love.

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