The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.24.14

January 24th, 2014 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your lightest selection of the week, but probably the highest butts to coke faces ratio if I’m doing this math correctly. carry the one, divide by the acockocalypse in sweatpants, which leaves a remaind– You know what? I’m not gonna lie, in the only math course I was required to take in college, we did origami, so I’ll just move on. We’ve got Paris Hilton trying out the window dress, which means it’s airborne now, Kirstie Alley and Cedric the Entertainer talking about the new three-cheese stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut, and Rutger Hauer wearing that and doing that, because you’re not cool and neither am I.

I’m sure this face is just Taylor Lautner straining not to get all up on those chicks. He would just love to touch their boobs and butts and then high-five the guys and crack some Buds after,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
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    to be fair these aren’t the most attractive cheerleaders

  2. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    “And that’s why I think that moving from ‘Def Comedy Jam’ to ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’ is really a step up.”

  3. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
    Joe Blow
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    “What’s this button do, Willllllllbur?”

  4. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
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    am i supposed to know who she is?

  5. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Aubrey O’DayRatesAvailable. Outcalls a specialty.

  6. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    squats are good

  7. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    Nas-T.

  8. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    Cher X
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    Nothing says classy like a self picture in front of a toilet.

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
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    she looks great for her age. fuck the haters

  10. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    Inviting these two to a luncheon is like inviting Jerry Sandusky to a 10 year old boy’s first sleepover.

  11. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
    JimBB
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    Excuse me, Mr. Lautner specifically said “No Asians! No fat chicks!”

  12. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    Busta Fart in yo’ face, muthfuckah!

  13. Miles Teller Zac Efron Coked Out Heat Game
    JimBB
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    Jay and Silent Knob.

  14. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    “Now Cedric scientology will cure you of everything you ever wanted to cure, now you’ll have to give up comedy , money and your life, And your family. Sounds interesting to you ?”

  15. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
    JimBB
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    “Your dress is awfully sheer, grandma.”

    “The better to see my herpes with”

  16. LeAnn Rimes Wiping Eyes Billboard 2nd Annual Power 100 Cocktail Reception
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    No matter how hard I try to wash it away, the spooge still sticks to my eyelashes.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
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    ” Alrightttt a box of sugar cubes, the party’s going to start in my stall tonight! “

  18. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
    JimBB
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    Look bitch, not all of us are into fat white women, alright?!

  19. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
    JimBB
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    Wow, I’ve never seen an anime character in real life.

  20. Michael Richards Laughing Hysterically TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
    zanjoe
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    “HOWDY, NIGGERS!”

    • Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

      I was going to write something similar, but “howdy” has a better ring to it than “more fucking”

  21. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
    Eejut
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    Staples’ easy button can’t fix that.

  22. Zooey Deschanel Jake Johnson Max Greenfield Lamore Morris Pants Around Ankles New Girl Set
    JimBB
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    God, I hate these long breaks between shots. I swear, if this bitch breaks out a ukelele or banjo ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I’m out!!

  23. LeAnn Rimes Wiping Eyes Billboard 2nd Annual Power 100 Cocktail Reception
    JimBB
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    Botox leak!

  24. Macaulay Culkin Playing Tiny Trumpet Pizza Underground Performance
    JimBB
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    That’s the coolest crack pipe I’ve ever seen.

  25. Rutger Hauer Sitting Backwards On Chair Sights Of Death Photo Call
    some jerk
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    “I’ve worn suits you wouldn’t believe.”

  26. Danny Glover Whispering In Michael Madsen Ear Sights Of Death Photo Call
    JimBB
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    I’m not to old for this shit in my pants.

  27. Nick Jonas Flat Brim Hat Loafers No Socks Chateau Marmont
    JimBB
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    Scouting for washed-up celebs who’ll do anything for a little heroin.

  28. Jaleel White Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
    Josephus
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    If this is the “Trans4m” benefit, wouldn’t that be Stefan Urkell?

  29. Rutger Hauer Sitting Backwards On Chair Sights Of Death Photo Call
    JimBB
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    I think his life expired a long time ago.

  30. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
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    MM, MMM!
    God i want that asian chick so bad

  31. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    What the hell? When did she turn into a 45-year-old mother of three who just got excited about her Groupon Day-Spa?!

  32. Kevin Dillon Dogs In Truck
    JimBB
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    Geez, even HE’S hanging out with the Kardashians now??

  33. Rutger Hauer Sitting Backwards On Chair Sights Of Death Photo Call
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    I know what Shia LaBeouf will be wearing tomorrow.

  34. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    “yeahh…I have a thyroid problem…”

    “Im big boned. Want to go to McDonalds?”

  35. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth 1 OAK Nightclub
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    WOW! That is the happy face of someone who just found a sugar Daddy.

  36. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth 1 OAK Nightclub
    JimBB
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    Come on baby, isn’t my Marty McFly vest sexy??

  37. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    She’s perfect, one of the best to follow on Instagram

  38. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Busta Waistband.

  39. Michael Richards Laughing Hysterically TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
    JimBB
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    Eh, his minstrel show just isn’t the same without his blackface.

  40. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    You know, I hate to point it out when people gain-lose-gain again because it’s kinda mean. And if she wasn’t profiting off of her own line of weight loss products I wouldn’t point it out. But she is so I will.

  41. Jaleel White Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
    JimBB
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    “Who are you wearing?”

    “Uh, my clothes from the construction site?”

  42. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    “The” being his middle name.

  43. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    Looks like someone went to the Michael Jackson Post Death Garage Sale!

  44. Rutger Hauer Sitting Backwards On Chair Sights Of Death Photo Call
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Stay tuned for the 37th season premiere of “Ellen”.

  45. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    malaka
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    this one deserves to be mounted by the fireplace.

  46. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
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    Somebody got a box a carrots!!

  47. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    mt
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    Damn…

  48. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
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    Her entire world is just her ass. That’s her existence in this lifetime. Ass photos.

  49. Russell Simmons Shannon Elizabeth 1 OAK Nightclub
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    Somebody got new cheek implants!!

  50. Macaulay Culkin Playing Tiny Trumpet Pizza Underground Performance
    malaka
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    “…that the powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.”

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