The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.24.14

January 24th, 2014 // 376 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your lightest selection of the week, but probably the highest butts to coke faces ratio if I’m doing this math correctly. carry the one, divide by the acockocalypse in sweatpants, which leaves a remaind– You know what? I’m not gonna lie, in the only math course I was required to take in college, we did origami, so I’ll just move on. We’ve got Paris Hilton trying out the window dress, which means it’s airborne now, Kirstie Alley and Cedric the Entertainer talking about the new three-cheese stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut, and Rutger Hauer wearing that and doing that, because you’re not cool and neither am I.

I’m sure this face is just Taylor Lautner straining not to get all up on those chicks. He would just love to touch their boobs and butts and then high-five the guys and crack some Buds after,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    mamamia
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    Bobble-head

    Also. fake tits

  2. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
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    I think I might see the edge of the void.

  3. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
    mamamia
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    Like bringin a vegetarian to TONY ROMAS

  4. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
    yourmom
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    Does she naturally have a blurry vagina, or was it surgically enhanced?

  5. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
    yourmom
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    Zahia – 1
    Paris – 0

  6. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Is she trying to appeal to my Nazi-sheitze fetish?

  7. Macaulay Culkin Playing Tiny Trumpet Pizza Underground Performance
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    Little Boy Blew

  8. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
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    “Oh good, the male cheerleaders are starting their routine as well..”

  9. Macaulay Culkin Playing Tiny Trumpet Pizza Underground Performance
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    I used to bang Mila Kunis…toot toot!

  10. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    Busta Button.

  11. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
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    Here we see Paris wearing the CDC’s 2014 elegant line…

  12. Catherine Giudici Butt Tight White Jeans Sean Lowe Extra
    yourmom
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    If we can just get these up a little higher, we may be able to see your insides. Hold still!

  13. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    “So you’re telling me that once we get reincarnated, we will be superior to all those that are alive and Xenu will make it so that we don’t get fat?
    Who do I make the check out to?”

  14. Naomi Watts Butt Yoga Pants
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    And…Lake Bell (well at the very least a not so flattering doppelganger)?

  15. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    Busta Gut.

  16. Zahia Dehar Cleavage The Sidaction Gala Dinner
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    I would motorboat that 5 minutes past my own death from asphyxiation..

  17. LeAnn Rimes Wiping Eyes Billboard 2nd Annual Power 100 Cocktail Reception
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    “Give me a sec, folks. Gotta store these tears for my dinner later. Gotta stay hydrated.”

  18. Rutger Hauer Sitting Backwards On Chair Sights Of Death Photo Call
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    I have a new idea for a reality show:
    Pair him with Nick Nolte and see who can out-crazy the other

  19. Macaulay Culkin Playing Tiny Trumpet Pizza Underground Performance
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    Clapton named a guitar “Brownie” and another one named “Blackie”. BB King has one named “Lucille”. And Macauley Culkin has a toy trumpet named “Michael Jackson”

  20. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    Busta Sneeze.

  21. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Impressed with the amount of toilet paper she needed to clean that enormous hiney. Just look at the waste basket – it is overflowing!!

  22. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
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    Every time she presses the button with her hoof, the machine dispenses a sugar cube.

  23. Catherine Giudici Butt Tight White Jeans Sean Lowe Extra
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    Best/Worst tampon advert ever!

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
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    That’s a grand opening? I thought it was a bridle expo.

  25. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    Employees must wash hands before returning to work.

  26. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
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    Man I really hate watching old format analog stuff on an HD platform…..

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker Sticking Out Tongue New School University Center Grand Opening
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    Pavlovian apple dispenser……

  28. Coco Butt See Through Body Suit Instagram
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    The Venus of Edgewater, New Jersey.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_figurines

  29. Danny Glover Whispering In Michael Madsen Ear Sights Of Death Photo Call
    Jojojojo
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    “I know it was you, Michael. You broke Tarantino’s heart! You broke it!”

  30. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
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    han solo: this is no cave!!

  31. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    As a woman I just would like to say that is ass perfection.

  32. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    I thought all the servers had to wear the same uniform.

  33. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    Busta the gym.

  34. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
    coljack
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    Awww, it’s so cute to watch her keep trying to out-whore the rest of the internet.

  35. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
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    Hey homo, the girls are in FRONT of you.

  36. Kirstie Alley Cedric the Entertainer Fat Weight Gain TV Land TCA Studio Day Luncheon
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    nice clown shoes.

  37. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Joe Blow
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    ALERT!!!!

  38. Taylor Lautner Disgusted By UCLA Cheerleaders
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    You would think UCLA would have hot cheerleaders.

  39. Miles Teller Zac Efron Coked Out Heat Game
    Joe Blow
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    “Damn hemorrhoids flaring up again.”

  40. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    busta buffet

  41. Miles Teller Zac Efron Coked Out Heat Game
    Balls Mcgee
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    Miles: you see that chick over there? I’m gonna pee so hard in her butt.
    Zac: Yeah, whatever man, you got anymore coke?

  42. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
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    It’s like Darth Vader and Brigitte Nielsen mated.

  43. Sophie Turner Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    Yes, yes I would.

  44. Danny Glover Whispering In Michael Madsen Ear Sights Of Death Photo Call
    coljack
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    “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

    “Haha – good one, Danny. Lethal Weapon. Very funny.”

    “No, Michael, I mean it. Please kill me before I have to go to another one of these things.”

  45. Macaulay Culkin Playing Tiny Trumpet Pizza Underground Performance
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    The song is called “Fuck you dad, enjoy your stroke.”

  46. Busta Rhymes Derpface Annual Trans4m Benefit Concert
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    Time magazine’s photoshopped mugshot of Justin Bieber.

  47. Miles Teller Zac Efron Coked Out Heat Game
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    “Zac, dude—either that weed was bad or the ghost of Jacob Marley is coming out of the floor RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.”

  48. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Swimsuit Instagram
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    what exactly does she do for a living?

  49. LeAnn Rimes Wiping Eyes Billboard 2nd Annual Power 100 Cocktail Reception
    Joe Blow
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    Nasty, home-wrecking whore.

  50. Paris Hilton Pubic Bone Window Dress 4th Annual Red Carpet Pre Grammy Celebration
    Cock Dr
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    This is what happens when you dress for the red carpet while totally wasted.

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