Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.
They have the Internet in Hell, right?
- Photo Boy
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“Boris, I steel dun’t see moose or sqvirrel…”
“What — me worry?”
If she’d give me half a chance I’d plant a hickey on that lovely ass!
“Hey, Leo, remember when you chided me about Bar Refaeli’s vagina being ‘used?’ Turns out it was no big thing. I just went past the used part.”
Minnie Driver? Ohhhh…THAT Minnie Driver. I get it now. Here I thought you were talking about Peter Dinklage and Verne Troyer playing a round of golf!
“These puppies get me into anywhere I want to go!”
“I simply MUST thank you for the magazine photos you took of my daughter-in-law. I had been trying to devise a way of seeing her in the raw.”
Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner . ENOUGH, already! We get it. Fer fuck sake…
A superb pair of mammaries going entirely to waste.
“No, I swear to god, I don’t have any more fried chicken in my purse…”
“I want my pudding. Did someone eat my pudding? Where’s my goddamned pudding?”
This is just the beginning of the historic Purse Fight at the Rockwalk Corral. Many will “go down” before this day is over…
“GKLR MGFNG LG CRTDS…I mean, FUCK but she’s beautiful…
Oh, shit. This reminds me: I need to get to church.
“DUDE! Heads up…I hear it bites!”
Chet would not be pleased with the lack of masculinity in this shot…..
Phone: R-R-R-I-I-N-N-N-N-G!
Hello?
Dude, let’s go grab some brews.
Oh, man, I can’t. I’m fucking Busy.
Put this harpy with Jeremy Renner and drive the two of them off a cliff!
This is a job for…G O O G L E — M A N ! She looks MUCH better naked.
“Bitch got sole!”
I suspect that ass looked pretty good…back in the 80′s.
Hey, Photoboy…if you’re going to post this sort of stuff you should START with this picture…
Very sexy.
Totally would.
Just fucking sad.
Aside from the cross nipples, I like what I see here.
There are three beings in this photo but I’m not at all sure there’s any human DNA involved.
she is morphing into Bethany Frankel
darling when you squash silicone it makes it easier to see the shape of the bag
This just proves Tom Cruise is nuts. He jumped all over a coach on primetime TV for her?
*couch
That woman takes ENORMOUS dumps.
front bum
I remember a time when women who looked like that couldn’t cook, nor did you care.
Yup. That would be a MILF.
If I had his money, I would not give a crap either.
Such a waste of a hot face.
Honestly, wearing a pillow to get some cheap publicity sounds like something only a Kardashian would do.
Not shown: the judges giving her a 3.
Jim Norton finally got that picture he always wanted to take with Rihanna
Why is this skank famous? It can’t just be because she bangs a former pimp.
Why does she have a bodyguard? That face is all the protection she will ever need.
I don’t like it.
But she wears it well.
Big implants age so well….like fine wine.
STRAPS ASAP
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
BUNGGGGGGG
That’s enough…send us someone new to visually plunder.
he looks like a nail biter. the way of the future.
Is that a patch of butthole hair poking out?
She looks like the Predator
I’d like to plant my penis up her anus.