The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.25.13

January 25th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.

They have the Internet in Hell, right?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    “Boris, I steel dun’t see moose or sqvirrel…”

  2. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
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    “What — me worry?”

  3. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
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    If she’d give me half a chance I’d plant a hickey on that lovely ass!

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
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    “Hey, Leo, remember when you chided me about Bar Refaeli’s vagina being ‘used?’ Turns out it was no big thing. I just went past the used part.”

  5. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
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    Minnie Driver? Ohhhh…THAT Minnie Driver. I get it now. Here I thought you were talking about Peter Dinklage and Verne Troyer playing a round of golf!

  6. Carla Pellegrino Cleavage Butt Parker Premiere
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    “These puppies get me into anywhere I want to go!”

  7. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
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    “I simply MUST thank you for the magazine photos you took of my daughter-in-law. I had been trying to devise a way of seeing her in the raw.”

  8. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner Jeremy Renner . ENOUGH, already! We get it. Fer fuck sake…

  9. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
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    A superb pair of mammaries going entirely to waste.

  10. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
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    “No, I swear to god, I don’t have any more fried chicken in my purse…”

  11. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
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    “I want my pudding. Did someone eat my pudding? Where’s my goddamned pudding?”

  12. The Jonas Brothers
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    This is just the beginning of the historic Purse Fight at the Rockwalk Corral. Many will “go down” before this day is over…

  13. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
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    “GKLR MGFNG LG CRTDS…I mean, FUCK but she’s beautiful…

  14. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
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    Oh, shit. This reminds me: I need to get to church.

  15. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    “DUDE! Heads up…I hear it bites!”

  16. Bill Paxton Thin Moustache Scarf I Give It A Year Premiere After Party
    Interred Ferguson
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    Chet would not be pleased with the lack of masculinity in this shot…..

  17. Busy Philipps Pregnant Maternity Blouse ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
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    Phone: R-R-R-I-I-N-N-N-N-G!
    Hello?
    Dude, let’s go grab some brews.
    Oh, man, I can’t. I’m fucking Busy.

  18. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Parker Premiere
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    Put this harpy with Jeremy Renner and drive the two of them off a cliff!

  19. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    This is a job for…G O O G L E — M A N ! She looks MUCH better naked.

  20. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    “Bitch got sole!”

  21. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    I suspect that ass looked pretty good…back in the 80′s.

  22. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Hey, Photoboy…if you’re going to post this sort of stuff you should START with this picture…

  23. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
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    Very sexy.

  24. Coco Parker Premiere
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    Totally would.

  25. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    Just fucking sad.

  26. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Aside from the cross nipples, I like what I see here.

  27. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    There are three beings in this photo but I’m not at all sure there’s any human DNA involved.

  28. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
    Mama Pinkus
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    she is morphing into Bethany Frankel

  29. Carla Pellegrino Cleavage Butt Parker Premiere
    Mama Pinkus
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    darling when you squash silicone it makes it easier to see the shape of the bag

  30. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    This just proves Tom Cruise is nuts. He jumped all over a coach on primetime TV for her?

  31. Coco Parker Premiere
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    That woman takes ENORMOUS dumps.

  32. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    kaschuh
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    front bum

  33. Carla Pellegrino Cleavage Butt Parker Premiere
    tlmck
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    I remember a time when women who looked like that couldn’t cook, nor did you care.

  34. Nicole Richie Nipples ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
    tlmck
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    Yup. That would be a MILF.

  35. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
    tlmck
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    If I had his money, I would not give a crap either.

  36. Alicia Keys Cleavage Nipple 40 Principales Awards
    tlmck
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    Such a waste of a hot face.

  37. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Parker Premiere
    tlmck
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    Honestly, wearing a pillow to get some cheap publicity sounds like something only a Kardashian would do.

  38. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    tlmck
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    Not shown: the judges giving her a 3.

  39. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    Doctor Zaius
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    Jim Norton finally got that picture he always wanted to take with Rihanna

  40. Coco Parker Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    Why is this skank famous? It can’t just be because she bangs a former pimp.

  41. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    Joe Blow
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    Why does she have a bodyguard? That face is all the protection she will ever need.

  42. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t like it.
    But she wears it well.

  43. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
    Cock Dr
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    Big implants age so well….like fine wine.

  44. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    STRAPS ASAP

  45. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    mpython
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    What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

    BUNGGGGGGG

  46. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s enough…send us someone new to visually plunder.

  47. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
    werwer
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    he looks like a nail biter. the way of the future.

  48. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    CK
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    Is that a patch of butthole hair poking out?

  49. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    EWWWWWWW
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    She looks like the Predator

  50. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
    Boof
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    I’d like to plant my penis up her anus.

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