The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.25.13

January 25th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.

They have the Internet in Hell, right?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    zomgbie
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    wow fastback.
    rotate the picture once in a while ffs.

  2. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    I’m looking forward to this movie.

  3. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
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    How does the math work out here? A 5-6 dad, and a 9-10 mom and he ends up a 3? It’s probably justice for having been born rich with sluts everywhere in sight.

  4. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
    SIN
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    Look at that smile…..did she have a stroke?

  5. Alicia Keys Cleavage Nipple 40 Principales Awards
    SIN
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    Best she has looked for a few years.

  6. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
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    Dakota is fulling out in all the right places. I love it. Elizabeth is always hot.

  7. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
    DeucePickle
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    Classy as fuck !

  8. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    I see London, I see France, I see her butthole.

  9. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    Those…….are real

  10. The Jonas Brothers
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    Pictured: Irony.

  11. Jude Law Drunk
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    “I sense a great disturbance in someone’s vagina. In my bedroom. An hour from now.”

  12. Peter Stormare Red Glasses Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Four steps, and he would be inside. He could breathe easy now. His disguise had fooled everyone, except for that one guy, and everyone else.

  13. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    You people make me sick. Anyone in her position would look bad, especially before breakfast brains.

  14. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
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    “A non fancy vagina! Ha! I love it!…I’m…I’m sorry? Oh…Ohhhhh. I see. I misunderstood you then. So how does being gay affect your art?”

  15. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
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    He looks like a young Stephen Hawking. (I WILL take the suite upgrade, Satan)

  16. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
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    He looks like a young Stephen Hawking. (I WILL take the suite upgrade, Satan)

  17. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    Phoenix
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    Bald Eminem is confused.

  18. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
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    Seen here out and about all on his own like a big boy is James Van Der Beek’s retarded little brother.

  19. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
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    Damn. She looks good.

  20. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
    Phoenix
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    Dakota Fanning is the new Grumpy Cat.

  21. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
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    “So I asked my stylist, ‘Can you give me a skirt that looks like I pulled it out of my Grandma’s attic? OH, and I want to look EXACTLY like Helen Hunt.’”

  22. Carla Pellegrino Cleavage Butt Parker Premiere
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    Well she knows what everyone came to see.

  23. Alicia Keys Cleavage Nipple 40 Principales Awards
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    WTF happened to her head?

  24. Coco Parker Premiere
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    Seeing Shauna Sand before this pic makes CoCo look like a damn fine lady.

  25. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    Don’t worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I’m real normal. Everything’ll be cool.

  26. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
    Phoenix
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    Hey Academy, read between the lines.

  27. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    sitsdeep
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    UGH.

  28. Nicole Richie Nipples ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
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    Stepping away from Paris was the smartest thing she ever did.

  29. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    So fruity.

  30. The Jonas Brothers
    Phoenix
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    Ah, ah, ah, ah.
    Stayin’ Alive.

  31. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
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    WTF?

  32. Coco Parker Premiere
    Phoenix
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    The thumbnail made me think it was Joan Rivers.

  33. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
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    That’s a way hotter girl than he deserves.

  34. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
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    Was it greasy outside that day?

  35. Alicia Keys Cleavage Nipple 40 Principales Awards
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    She’s always been fucking hot. Nice nips.

  36. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
    Grafikman
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    “Heeeerrre’s Johnny!!”

  37. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    Grafikman
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    Her chin looks like a giant goiter.

  38. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    “Please… Let me motorboat you…”

  39. Jude Law Drunk
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    I can’t tell if he is in deep thought or sneaking a nose pick.

  40. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Just another day for Katie Holmes. Hiding from Scientologists and selling sweet sweet crack behind a storage locker.

  41. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
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    He thinks he’s

    the sea captain from the seventies Old Spice commercial.

  42. Bill Paxton Thin Moustache Scarf I Give It A Year Premiere After Party
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    “You said you always wanted to have a three way with Bill Pullman!”
    “I know what I said, but this is Bill Paxton.
    “Game over man…Game over. “

  43. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
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    “That is the most horrific thing I have ever laid my eyes on! What do you call it?”

    “Camilla.”

  44. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
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    Mr Cosby, you need to face the other way to play the piano.

  45. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    Leather on leather on leather.

  46. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
    Proper
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    I want to pee on her

  47. The Jonas Brothers
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    How to survive in LA.
    step 1: Walk around with confidence.
    step 2: Don’t be a Jonas Brother.

  48. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
    anon
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    i thought this was Helena Bonham Carter as Heath Ledger as The Joker

  49. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    I believe I will nominate her for Queen of the Grapefruit Festival…

  50. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
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    “I sure hope that someone comes over and asks me to dance…”
    “Hmm? Oh, yeah…right.”

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