Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.
They have the Internet in Hell, right?
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wow fastback.
rotate the picture once in a while ffs.
I’m looking forward to this movie.
How does the math work out here? A 5-6 dad, and a 9-10 mom and he ends up a 3? It’s probably justice for having been born rich with sluts everywhere in sight.
Look at that smile…..did she have a stroke?
Best she has looked for a few years.
Dakota is fulling out in all the right places. I love it. Elizabeth is always hot.
Classy as fuck !
I see London, I see France, I see her butthole.
Those…….are real
Pictured: Irony.
“I sense a great disturbance in someone’s vagina. In my bedroom. An hour from now.”
Four steps, and he would be inside. He could breathe easy now. His disguise had fooled everyone, except for that one guy, and everyone else.
You people make me sick. Anyone in her position would look bad, especially before breakfast brains.
“A non fancy vagina! Ha! I love it!…I’m…I’m sorry? Oh…Ohhhhh. I see. I misunderstood you then. So how does being gay affect your art?”
He looks like a young Stephen Hawking. (I WILL take the suite upgrade, Satan)
He looks like a young Stephen Hawking. (I WILL take the suite upgrade, Satan)
Bald Eminem is confused.
Seen here out and about all on his own like a big boy is James Van Der Beek’s retarded little brother.
Damn. She looks good.
Dakota Fanning is the new Grumpy Cat.
“So I asked my stylist, ‘Can you give me a skirt that looks like I pulled it out of my Grandma’s attic? OH, and I want to look EXACTLY like Helen Hunt.’”
Well she knows what everyone came to see.
WTF happened to her head?
It’s right there on the top of her neck. What-r-ya, fucking blind?
Seeing Shauna Sand before this pic makes CoCo look like a damn fine lady.
Don’t worry, Mr. Simms. I look weird, but otherwise I’m real normal. Everything’ll be cool.
Hey Academy, read between the lines.
UGH.
Stepping away from Paris was the smartest thing she ever did.
So fruity.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Stayin’ Alive.
WTF?
The thumbnail made me think it was Joan Rivers.
That’s a way hotter girl than he deserves.
Fucker must have a ton of gold stashed away somewhere…
Bravo, sir.
Was it greasy outside that day?
She’s always been fucking hot. Nice nips.
…and great pipes to go along with ‘em.
“Heeeerrre’s Johnny!!”
Her chin looks like a giant goiter.
“Please… Let me motorboat you…”
I can’t tell if he is in deep thought or sneaking a nose pick.
Just another day for Katie Holmes. Hiding from Scientologists and selling sweet sweet crack behind a storage locker.
He thinks he’s
the sea captain from the seventies Old Spice commercial.
“You said you always wanted to have a three way with Bill Pullman!”
“I know what I said, but this is Bill Paxton.
“Game over man…Game over. “
“That is the most horrific thing I have ever laid my eyes on! What do you call it?”
“Camilla.”
Mr Cosby, you need to face the other way to play the piano.
Leather on leather on leather.
I want to pee on her
How to survive in LA.
step 1: Walk around with confidence.
step 2: Don’t be a Jonas Brother.
i thought this was Helena Bonham Carter as Heath Ledger as The Joker
I believe I will nominate her for Queen of the Grapefruit Festival…
“I sure hope that someone comes over and asks me to dance…”
“Hmm? Oh, yeah…right.”