Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.
They have the Internet in Hell, right?
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Gross.
wrong picture again, but it applies here too I guess.
“Being a painter gets you so much pussy. Am I right, my good fellow!?”
I always thought her lips were done too, but looks like it runs in the family.
Not only is she pregnant, apparently she’s also contracted scoliosis.
Weird. Never seen cross-eyed nipples before.
Weird. Never seen cross-eyed nipples before.
You’ve never seen Britney Spears before?
I know you can get corrective lenses for crossed eyes. Ya think there’s such a thing as corrective brassieres for crossed nipples?
Puboscis!
Dakota is over it. All of it.
Those are some mournful tits
Wasn’t sure who his mom was and what did google give? Turns out this dude beat up his girlfriend last year. Douche.
Well I wouldn’t really expect Hefner’s seed to have some great respect for women.
They seem to be soul mates. The shouldn’t have done that to Diana.
Hair down, glasses off!… Wait ! Hair up, lights off… Have we tried hair up glasses off yet?
Charmed my dear…. DOUBLY charmed.
That’s very pretty!
NYC is sooo glamorous y’all. Wouldn’t you just KILL to have this exciting, sexy, dangerous lifestyle? Wouldn’t you LOVE to pay 1200/mo to live in a closet? Those millions of desperate, pathetic, NAIVE college graduates totally have the right idea by flocking there year after year to live like a bum with 6 roommates in the crappy part of brooklyn, to work at Starbucks or Whole Foods, in spite of their expensive degrees, just so they can brag about how where they live is so much cooler than where you live. We’re all fools aren’t we? We should all collectively, as a country, MOVE TO NYC, so that we can be cool like them. The irony is that then it won’t be cool anymore and the locals will all move somewhere ironic like Witchita, Kansas, cuz you know the Wizard of Oz is so retro.
Finally something that caught my attention, unfortunately it was this….
God. It’s like someone stuffed two suicide notes in a bikini top. So sad.
Ahhh…sphincter model! I get it now.
My wave, kook!
Oooo-oooo-oooo AAAAH-AAAH-AAAH!!!
Gemma is incredibly gorgeous and talented too. Something you see a lot of outside of the United States.
They look like a lot of fun.
Bloat Alert. Warning Level Yellow.
Like, TOTALLY, guys!!!!!!
This isn’t a Tarantino?
It would look cooler without the stumpy, bowlegged legs, short torsos and cro-magnon facial features. Other than that, they look great.
Starting to slowly pack on the pounds.
Hell no. She’s always had them and they’ve always looked awesome on her.
Boy, even with her head on backwards I still find her to be oddly attractive.
The question is, who is under there blowing her?
Laugh all you want… this guy is awesome.
Why’s she wearing my mom’s curtains?
If you are pretty enough to take attention away from Rhianna…
Rhianna will politely kick your ass out!
I’d be afraid to break that.
Wait, my grammar sucks.
“I’d be afraid of breaking that.”
Fuck off, all of you. At least it’s not Jodie Marsh.
Ew… I may have spoken too hastily.
Shit, no one ever asked me to sign a release for a picture of me in my green swim shorts. I’m outraged.
Hey, they got her whole head in the shot!
Well she looks classy.
As yes, the cut out side illusion dress. Nice try.
This is a model?
“I see dead aliens. Walking around in regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re dead. Until they spend $391,000 to reach OTVIII.”
She’s taking him to a policeman to find his parents.
Lloyd Christmas was just so much more distinguished with a bowl haircut.
It looks like the horrifying combination of Jesse Pinkman and Michael J. Fox turned into a mentally handicapped teenager..
That’s… actually pretty fucking hot.
Invizibul sammich?
Weird, angular, damn I love her.
O hai!
moose knuckle?
Game over, man!