The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.25.13

January 25th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.

They have the Internet in Hell, right?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Coco Parker Premiere
    contusion
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    Gross.

  2. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
    Toe Jam
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    “Being a painter gets you so much pussy. Am I right, my good fellow!?”

  3. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    contusion
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    I always thought her lips were done too, but looks like it runs in the family.

  4. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Parker Premiere
    contusion
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    Not only is she pregnant, apparently she’s also contracted scoliosis.

  5. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    contusion
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    Weird. Never seen cross-eyed nipples before.

  6. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    contusion
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    Weird. Never seen cross-eyed nipples before.

  7. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
    bm
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    Puboscis!

  8. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
    Ash
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    Dakota is over it. All of it.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
    RAWZ
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    Those are some mournful tits

  10. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    Ash
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    Wasn’t sure who his mom was and what did google give? Turns out this dude beat up his girlfriend last year. Douche.

  11. Nicole Richie Nipples ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
    Ash
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    They seem to be soul mates. The shouldn’t have done that to Diana.

  12. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    AndySlash
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    Hair down, glasses off!… Wait ! Hair up, lights off… Have we tried hair up glasses off yet?

  13. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Charmed my dear…. DOUBLY charmed.

  14. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
    Ash
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    That’s very pretty!

  15. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
    hmm
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    NYC is sooo glamorous y’all. Wouldn’t you just KILL to have this exciting, sexy, dangerous lifestyle? Wouldn’t you LOVE to pay 1200/mo to live in a closet? Those millions of desperate, pathetic, NAIVE college graduates totally have the right idea by flocking there year after year to live like a bum with 6 roommates in the crappy part of brooklyn, to work at Starbucks or Whole Foods, in spite of their expensive degrees, just so they can brag about how where they live is so much cooler than where you live. We’re all fools aren’t we? We should all collectively, as a country, MOVE TO NYC, so that we can be cool like them. The irony is that then it won’t be cool anymore and the locals will all move somewhere ironic like Witchita, Kansas, cuz you know the Wizard of Oz is so retro.

  16. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
    skippy86
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    Finally something that caught my attention, unfortunately it was this….

  17. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    RAWZ
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    God. It’s like someone stuffed two suicide notes in a bikini top. So sad.

  18. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    RAWZ
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    Ahhh…sphincter model! I get it now.

  19. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
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    My wave, kook!

  20. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    Rick
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    Oooo-oooo-oooo AAAAH-AAAH-AAAH!!!

  21. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Gemma is incredibly gorgeous and talented too. Something you see a lot of outside of the United States.

  22. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
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    They look like a lot of fun.

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
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    Bloat Alert. Warning Level Yellow.

  24. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
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    Like, TOTALLY, guys!!!!!!

  25. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    right
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    This isn’t a Tarantino?

  26. The Jonas Brothers
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    It would look cooler without the stumpy, bowlegged legs, short torsos and cro-magnon facial features. Other than that, they look great.

  27. Alicia Keys Cleavage Nipple 40 Principales Awards
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Starting to slowly pack on the pounds.

  28. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    donkeylicks
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    Boy, even with her head on backwards I still find her to be oddly attractive.

  29. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    tlmck
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    The question is, who is under there blowing her?

  30. Peter Stormare Red Glasses Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Laugh all you want… this guy is awesome.

  31. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
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    Why’s she wearing my mom’s curtains?

  32. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
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    If you are pretty enough to take attention away from Rhianna…
    Rhianna will politely kick your ass out!

  33. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
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    I’d be afraid to break that.

  34. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Fuck off, all of you. At least it’s not Jodie Marsh.

  35. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Ew… I may have spoken too hastily.

  36. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Shit, no one ever asked me to sign a release for a picture of me in my green swim shorts. I’m outraged.

  37. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
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    Hey, they got her whole head in the shot!

  38. Carla Pellegrino Cleavage Butt Parker Premiere
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    Well she looks classy.

  39. Coco Parker Premiere
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    As yes, the cut out side illusion dress. Nice try.

  40. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    This is a model?

  41. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Greg
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    “I see dead aliens. Walking around in regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re dead. Until they spend $391,000 to reach OTVIII.”

  42. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
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    She’s taking him to a policeman to find his parents.

  43. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    mrsbloodyface
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    Lloyd Christmas was just so much more distinguished with a bowl haircut.

  44. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
    Alexxx
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    It looks like the horrifying combination of Jesse Pinkman and Michael J. Fox turned into a mentally handicapped teenager..

  45. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
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    That’s… actually pretty fucking hot.

  46. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
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    Invizibul sammich?

  47. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
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    Weird, angular, damn I love her.

  48. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    O hai!

  49. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
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    moose knuckle?

  50. Bill Paxton Thin Moustache Scarf I Give It A Year Premiere After Party
    Toe Jam
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    Game over, man!

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