The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.25.13

January 25th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.

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- Photo Boy

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  1. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Mmmmm this gets me in the mood…. to make some flapjacks.

  2. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    Carolyn
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    She always parades around half naked. Does she have nothing going for her but her body?

  3. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    amir
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    Come with me, it’ll be fun… (she doesn’t know she’s about to be used as a different kind of entertainment).

  4. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    bewbs
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    the new ad campaign poster for baboon-anus lip replacements?

  5. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    Carolyn
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    Fucking ugly.

  6. Nicole Richie Nipples ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
    popwilleatitself
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    She has a lollipop head. A sure sign of being underweight. She looks good, if you like that sort of thing.

  7. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
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    Rihanna, you just keep on wearing what you’re wearing, girl. You look great to me.

  8. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m not being photo-bombed by a prettier girl than me, am I?”

  9. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
    Your 15 minutes
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    How is it that his eyes are screaming, “Gay!”? How does that work?

  10. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
    popwilleatitself
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    Nothing like a saggy implant to ruin an afternoon.

  11. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
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    Hard to believe this still walks among us.

  12. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
    Hank E. Ring
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    I shouldn’t, but I just feel sorry for this guy.

  13. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    This doesn’t look good.

  14. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
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    Ahhhh, Rihanna. The poster girl for understated elegance and ginormous foreheads.

  15. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
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    Dakota Fanning isn’t that adorable anymore, sadly. Elizabeth Olsen is as cute as a button, though.

  16. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
    Animal
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    Rehearsal for his upcoming one-man show: “Black Marty Feldman.”

  17. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
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    I swear she doesn’t age.

  18. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
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    Everything looks pointy and shiny. She looked a lot better with meat on her bones in “Circle of Friends”.

  19. The Jonas Brothers
    Animal
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    “Dude, I thought you said ‘Cockwalk.’”

  20. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Nice eyeliner, Jeremy. No, really, everyone believes you got your “girlfriend” pregnant. *** That might sound snarky, but it’s not meant to be. I love this guy.

  21. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
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    That pose looks completely natural.

  22. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    “Make sure you get my best side”

  23. Coco Parker Premiere
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    LOVE HER

  24. The Jonas Brothers
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    This used to be the coolest stretch of Sunset Boulevard. I would go there just to see the handprints of Chuck Berry & B.B. King. Now, after this photo, it’s like a thousand hobos puked all over it.

  25. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
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    I understand his left side being dead from the stroke, but why the gimpy right hand?

  26. The Jonas Brothers
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    They stick together as a pack for recognition. Individually they’re just seen as an anonymous Twink.

  27. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
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    Worse ass lift surgery ever.

  28. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
    chicka
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    nice highlights, meh heheh heheheheh heheh

  29. Busy Philipps Pregnant Maternity Blouse ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
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    Well done in conveying a Louie Anderson whiny groan in a picture.

  30. Jude Law Drunk
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    “Sh. Shhh. This part of ‘Chasing Pavement’ always gets to me.”

  31. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
    j/k
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    Why does she have Larry Bird’s hands?

  32. Peter Stormare Red Glasses Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Hey, if I panhandled, I wouldn’t stray too far from a Baja Fresh, either. It’s cheap and it’s good eatin’.

  33. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Hey, I think I know where that is—that’s a storage locker sign behind her OMIGOD THAT’S MY STORAGE LOCKER! My storage locker is famous!

  34. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
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    “I asked Her Majesty if I could paint her in the nude, but she said no, I had to wear clothes! Ha! I love that one.”

  35. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Boobs Radley: Mockingbird Killer

  36. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Parker Premiere
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    BREAKING NEWS: Holly Madison’s pregnant belly fell off her torso today when she stopped holding it up during a red-carpet photo shoot…

  37. Coco Parker Premiere
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    Is she showing us what a tree with a huge ass would look like?

  38. Jude Law Drunk
    Spazzz
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    “That droopyness, that firecrotch, that pasty, doughy skin sac…..please God help me unsee….”

  39. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
    Where's my hat ?
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    quick, quick, throw Jude Law at her…

  40. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
    Spazzz
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    “I don’t care if I’m missing a necklace, I’m the fuck out of here…” Checks mirror, speeds away.

  41. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
    Where's my hat ?
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    Hang on, I watched the finale…shouldn’t he have graduated by now and be working as an ADA ?

    I’m confused…

  42. Busy Philipps Pregnant Maternity Blouse ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
    Wheres my hat ?
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    Looks like her baby daddy don’t like bucking the hormone truck all the way to milksville eh.

  43. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    contusion
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    He looks like every bad feature of Hugh’s magnified in Photoshop.

  44. Carla Pellegrino Cleavage Butt Parker Premiere
    contusion
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    And you’re SURE…absolutely SURE he knocked up a woman???

  45. Carla Pellegrino Cleavage Butt Parker Premiere
    contusion
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    and of course the comments for Renner show up here. Hope you get this damn thing fixed at some point.

  46. Jude Law Drunk
    Toe Jam
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    It smells as if I just finger banged her yesterday.

  47. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
    contusion
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    When I was a kid, they still had the tamer versions of freak shows at the state fair. I saw an older black guy called Pop-Eye who would pop his eyeballs out at you. Pretty sure this is him.

  48. Alicia Keys Cleavage Nipple 40 Principales Awards
    contusion
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    Suddenly I want pancakes.

  49. Peter Stormare Red Glasses Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    “Wait a minute…this isn’t The Thunderbirds. I don’t have to suck your cock.

  50. The Jonas Brothers
    contusion
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    They always walk staggered like that to throw off the sniper.

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