Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.
They have the Internet in Hell, right?
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Mmmmm this gets me in the mood…. to make some flapjacks.
She always parades around half naked. Does she have nothing going for her but her body?
Who cares?
Come with me, it’ll be fun… (she doesn’t know she’s about to be used as a different kind of entertainment).
the new ad campaign poster for baboon-anus lip replacements?
Fucking ugly.
Yeah, but I’ll bet he gets a lot of pussy.
It’s not hard when it’s paid for.
She has a lollipop head. A sure sign of being underweight. She looks good, if you like that sort of thing.
She doesn’t have a “lollipop head.” It’s an illusion created by the camera position. She’s very cute, and looks classy.
Rihanna, you just keep on wearing what you’re wearing, girl. You look great to me.
“I’m not being photo-bombed by a prettier girl than me, am I?”
How is it that his eyes are screaming, “Gay!”? How does that work?
Eyeliner.
If his eyeliner doesn’t scream gay his clown suit sure does. No straight man would wear something like this.
Nothing like a saggy implant to ruin an afternoon.
Hard to believe this still walks among us.
I shouldn’t, but I just feel sorry for this guy.
This doesn’t look good.
Ahhhh, Rihanna. The poster girl for understated elegance and ginormous foreheads.
Dakota Fanning isn’t that adorable anymore, sadly. Elizabeth Olsen is as cute as a button, though.
Rehearsal for his upcoming one-man show: “Black Marty Feldman.”
I swear she doesn’t age.
Everything looks pointy and shiny. She looked a lot better with meat on her bones in “Circle of Friends”.
“Dude, I thought you said ‘Cockwalk.’”
Nice eyeliner, Jeremy. No, really, everyone believes you got your “girlfriend” pregnant. *** That might sound snarky, but it’s not meant to be. I love this guy.
That pose looks completely natural.
“Make sure you get my best side”
LOVE HER
This used to be the coolest stretch of Sunset Boulevard. I would go there just to see the handprints of Chuck Berry & B.B. King. Now, after this photo, it’s like a thousand hobos puked all over it.
I understand his left side being dead from the stroke, but why the gimpy right hand?
He’s trying to hide a booger before his date finds it.
They stick together as a pack for recognition. Individually they’re just seen as an anonymous Twink.
Worse ass lift surgery ever.
nice highlights, meh heheh heheheheh heheh
Well done in conveying a Louie Anderson whiny groan in a picture.
“Sh. Shhh. This part of ‘Chasing Pavement’ always gets to me.”
Adele’s first hit song. “Chasing Pavements”
Why does she have Larry Bird’s hands?
It’s called “perspective.” Look it up.
Hey, if I panhandled, I wouldn’t stray too far from a Baja Fresh, either. It’s cheap and it’s good eatin’.
Hey, I think I know where that is—that’s a storage locker sign behind her OMIGOD THAT’S MY STORAGE LOCKER! My storage locker is famous!
“I asked Her Majesty if I could paint her in the nude, but she said no, I had to wear clothes! Ha! I love that one.”
Boobs Radley: Mockingbird Killer
BREAKING NEWS: Holly Madison’s pregnant belly fell off her torso today when she stopped holding it up during a red-carpet photo shoot…
You noticed that shit too, huh?
Is she showing us what a tree with a huge ass would look like?
“That droopyness, that firecrotch, that pasty, doughy skin sac…..please God help me unsee….”
you forgot scaly.
quick, quick, throw Jude Law at her…
“I don’t care if I’m missing a necklace, I’m the fuck out of here…” Checks mirror, speeds away.
Hang on, I watched the finale…shouldn’t he have graduated by now and be working as an ADA ?
I’m confused…
Looks like her baby daddy don’t like bucking the hormone truck all the way to milksville eh.
He looks like every bad feature of Hugh’s magnified in Photoshop.
And you’re SURE…absolutely SURE he knocked up a woman???
and of course the comments for Renner show up here. Hope you get this damn thing fixed at some point.
It smells as if I just finger banged her yesterday.
When I was a kid, they still had the tamer versions of freak shows at the state fair. I saw an older black guy called Pop-Eye who would pop his eyeballs out at you. Pretty sure this is him.
Suddenly I want pancakes.
Veiny ones. With a Hershey Kiss.
“Wait a minute…this isn’t The Thunderbirds. I don’t have to suck your cock.
They always walk staggered like that to throw off the sniper.