Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.
They have the Internet in Hell, right?
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Yikes! Who does she model for – the blind?
One day Frankie, you will be a real boy.
Unfortunately he got his dad’s “good looks” and his Playboy Bunny Mom’s “brains.”
Jonas Brothers, in the search for employment.
Shoulda been a Woman in Radio
No! With the wonk-nips, SAG nomination, and mysterious clumps around the rectal area in the other pics, the damage has been done! Don’t try making up for it now!
Fine, you can TRY but just don’t face me again.
“I’m wearing Eton with Magli shoes. She’s wearing…well, I think it’s made of 30 years of preserved face flesh.”
Gimme some skis, those things are triple diamond.
Hey I found that chromosome you lost.
That’s the same guy that was at my daughter’s dance recital.
Thank god he smokes.. I mean.. that has to be a deterrent for some Victoria’s Secrets angels, right?
Nope, they all smoke to keep thin
The thinning factor of tobacco use doesn’t seem to be working for Leo. Looks like he’s retaining a lot of water.
It’s all that ocean water he swallowed.
It’s an e-cig.
uh-oh, the hot one is starting to look like the murder one…
All I see is bulbous 5 head.
She looks like a Hungry Hungry Hippo.
reluctantly, i’d watch ‘em fuck
Now I know where the toilet floor mat went….
I’m sure those are environmentally friendly cigarettes…
Camilla is such a stuffy bitch. Who doesn’t get a good laugh out of crudely drawn cocks?
I’m not quite sure which one is more bored with the other
In every photo like this, there’s a white guy who isn’t sure if he needs to get that mole checked, but really should.
It doesn’t have irregular margins or blotchy coloration, it’s pretty safe to say it’s benign. I’d still suggest blasting it with liquid nitrogen just for the aesthetics.
It looks like they mounted Sobieski’s upper half and feet backwards on a BBBW bottom half.
At some point, it’s gotta be easier to scrap the whole face, and just start from scratch.
Fortunately, they broke the mold when they made her, so there couldn’t be any others.
Muniz was Plan B. Dinklage wasn’t available.
Holy shit Tom Cruise turned her into Rumer Willis
Is that her son the right? They have the same mouth.
Is her son a small mouthed bass?
I remember when he bought Harry Potter the Nimbus 2000…ah, good times.
Good luck returning that to the designer. She could always have her boyfriend stitching it back. I hear gay people are good at at that.
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunter!
Starring Jeremy “Paycheck” Renner as “the same guy he plays in every movie”
and also starring Gemma Arterton Boobs
Remember when we used to think this was a big ass? Were we ever really that young, that naive? Simpler times my friends.
J-Lo’s ass is but a mere stone when compared to Kardashian’s boulder.
I’ve held it in long enough…THAT is not how a human face is shaped. WTF is she?
Well now we know why her husband was a member of a sex club…
As yes…the introspective “I will sit here quietly so that none may detect just how wasted I am” technique.
It never works. Someone eventually will attempt conversation and the truth will be out.
There’s something weird going on in this photo. Why does the bottom half not line up with the top? Why is her head floating? where are her arms? How did she get out of my basement well?
Bill, we forgive you for Leonard Part 6. Sazzle frazzle hey hey hey.
I must have gone surfing too. How else do you explain the salty liquid all over my pants?
Pudding Pops
thought it was Lindsay Lohan for a second…..well it will be in a few years, sorry, i mean months
Jesus, would you look at the lips on that freak? Did they pump silicone in there or silly putty? Jocelyn’s lips look bad too.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters? I fully expect an Alfred Einstein: Zombie Hunter and Buddha: Werewolf Hunter within the next couple of years.
It’ll be more along the lines of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
“Buddha: Werewolf Hunter” sounds like an awesome fucking movie
im there dude
You look fat. I’ll see you at last call.
Minnie Driver and Reese Witherspoon attend the same chin sharpener.
You look pregnant. I’ll see you at last call if I can’t find that fat chick.
True story, they used her skin to make the Book of the Dead from the Evil Dead movies…
close set nipples and a droopy right ass cheek. is this Italy’s best. i hope not.
Yes indeed I did, Your Highness. And believe it or not, Kate – to her chagrin – thought it was a fantastic portrait.
ID Jude Law : “mmmmm Lindsay Lohan…”
EGO Jude Law : “You were right, I never thought ‘that’ was what a Blow-job was.”
SUPER-EGO Jude Law : “Don’t mention it, mates, I am not even going to say I told you so.”
Wait…. so I should be looking at camera one or camera two or both?
BAAAAHAHAHAHA
Olsen : “Mary-Kate? Are you listening to me?”
Fanning (Thinking) : “If this imp calls me one of her Poppypuff Twin-Sisters name a gain I will cut her faster than wanted to cut my little sister when she came home and told me someone called her Dakota! “
you and me, brown eye girl…
Nosferatu!