The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.25.13

January 25th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.

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- Photo Boy

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  1. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Yikes! Who does she model for – the blind?

  2. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
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    One day Frankie, you will be a real boy.

  3. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
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    Unfortunately he got his dad’s “good looks” and his Playboy Bunny Mom’s “brains.”

  4. The Jonas Brothers
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    Jonas Brothers, in the search for employment.

  5. Busy Philipps Pregnant Maternity Blouse ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
    Fatty Mcfatterton
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    Shoulda been a Woman in Radio

  6. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    2little2late
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    No! With the wonk-nips, SAG nomination, and mysterious clumps around the rectal area in the other pics, the damage has been done! Don’t try making up for it now!

    Fine, you can TRY but just don’t face me again.

  7. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    “I’m wearing Eton with Magli shoes. She’s wearing…well, I think it’s made of 30 years of preserved face flesh.”

  8. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Gimme some skis, those things are triple diamond.

  9. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    sexyman48
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    Hey I found that chromosome you lost.

  10. Bill Paxton Thin Moustache Scarf I Give It A Year Premiere After Party
    sexyman48
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    That’s the same guy that was at my daughter’s dance recital.

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
    Jason
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    Thank god he smokes.. I mean.. that has to be a deterrent for some Victoria’s Secrets angels, right?

  12. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
    your mom
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    uh-oh, the hot one is starting to look like the murder one…

  13. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    All I see is bulbous 5 head.

  14. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    Ruckus
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    She looks like a Hungry Hungry Hippo.

  15. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    reluctantly, i’d watch ‘em fuck

  16. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
    TurboZinger
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    Now I know where the toilet floor mat went….

  17. Leonardo DiCaprio Smoking Cigarette
    kravdan
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    I’m sure those are environmentally friendly cigarettes…

  18. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Camilla is such a stuffy bitch. Who doesn’t get a good laugh out of crudely drawn cocks?

  19. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
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    I’m not quite sure which one is more bored with the other

  20. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
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    In every photo like this, there’s a white guy who isn’t sure if he needs to get that mole checked, but really should.

    • USDA Prime McBeef, MD

      It doesn’t have irregular margins or blotchy coloration, it’s pretty safe to say it’s benign. I’d still suggest blasting it with liquid nitrogen just for the aesthetics.

  21. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    It looks like they mounted Sobieski’s upper half and feet backwards on a BBBW bottom half.

  22. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    your mom
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    At some point, it’s gotta be easier to scrap the whole face, and just start from scratch.

  23. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
    Brit
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    Muniz was Plan B. Dinklage wasn’t available.

  24. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Holy shit Tom Cruise turned her into Rumer Willis

  25. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Is that her son the right? They have the same mouth.

  26. Peter Stormare Red Glasses Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    I remember when he bought Harry Potter the Nimbus 2000…ah, good times.

  27. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
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    Good luck returning that to the designer. She could always have her boyfriend stitching it back. I hear gay people are good at at that.

  28. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
    kravdan
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    Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunter!
    Starring Jeremy “Paycheck” Renner as “the same guy he plays in every movie”
    and also starring Gemma Arterton Boobs

  29. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
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    Remember when we used to think this was a big ass? Were we ever really that young, that naive? Simpler times my friends.

  30. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
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    I’ve held it in long enough…THAT is not how a human face is shaped. WTF is she?

  31. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
    kravdan
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    Well now we know why her husband was a member of a sex club…

  32. Jude Law Drunk
    Cock Dr
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    As yes…the introspective “I will sit here quietly so that none may detect just how wasted I am” technique.
    It never works. Someone eventually will attempt conversation and the truth will be out.

  33. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
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    There’s something weird going on in this photo. Why does the bottom half not line up with the top? Why is her head floating? where are her arms? How did she get out of my basement well?

  34. Candice Swanepoel Bikini Twitter
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    I must have gone surfing too. How else do you explain the salty liquid all over my pants?

  35. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
    kravdan
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    Bill, we forgive you for Leonard Part 6. Sazzle frazzle hey hey hey.

  36. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
    Chris
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    Pudding Pops

  37. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
    karlito
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    thought it was Lindsay Lohan for a second…..well it will be in a few years, sorry, i mean months

  38. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    Jesus, would you look at the lips on that freak? Did they pump silicone in there or silly putty? Jocelyn’s lips look bad too.

  39. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters? I fully expect an Alfred Einstein: Zombie Hunter and Buddha: Werewolf Hunter within the next couple of years.

  40. Busy Philipps Pregnant Maternity Blouse ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
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    You look fat. I’ll see you at last call.

  41. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
    Brit
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    Minnie Driver and Reese Witherspoon attend the same chin sharpener.

  42. Holly Madison Pregnant Belly Tight Dress Parker Premiere
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    You look pregnant. I’ll see you at last call if I can’t find that fat chick.

  43. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
    kravdan
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    True story, they used her skin to make the Book of the Dead from the Evil Dead movies…

  44. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    karlito
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    close set nipples and a droopy right ass cheek. is this Italy’s best. i hope not.

  45. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
    Brit
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    Yes indeed I did, Your Highness. And believe it or not, Kate – to her chagrin – thought it was a fantastic portrait.

  46. Jude Law Drunk
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    ID Jude Law : “mmmmm Lindsay Lohan…”
    EGO Jude Law : “You were right, I never thought ‘that’ was what a Blow-job was.”
    SUPER-EGO Jude Law : “Don’t mention it, mates, I am not even going to say I told you so.”

  47. Bill Cosby Wonky Eye SFJAZZ Historic Opening Night Concert
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    Wait…. so I should be looking at camera one or camera two or both?

  48. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
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    Olsen : “Mary-Kate? Are you listening to me?”
    Fanning (Thinking) : “If this imp calls me one of her Poppypuff Twin-Sisters name a gain I will cut her faster than wanted to cut my little sister when she came home and told me someone called her Dakota! “

  49. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    mrgreen001
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    you and me, brown eye girl…

  50. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Art Crow
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    Nosferatu!

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