The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.25.13

January 25th, 2013 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.

They have the Internet in Hell, right?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dakota Fanning Elizabeth Olsen Very Good Girls Official Cast And Filmmakers Lunch Sundance Film Festival
    Artimus
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    And that’s how my sisters keep getting work.

  2. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
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    “Come on girl.. You’ll peep his phone, he’ll punch you in the face and then he’ll give you an autograph. It’ll be fun”

  3. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
    guttboy
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    Demure she ain’t….

  4. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    She’s uhmmm filling out nicely… Good for her..

  5. Jude Law Drunk
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    “I don’t want to talk about it…
    Her breasts had so many freckles… just so many…”

  6. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
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    I’d like to knock him and his shit-eating grin but come on… he lives in the playboy mansion…

  7. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
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    “No, but seriously your highness… This isn’t a portrait of a horse…. It’s uhmmm you know who….:”

  8. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
    Nonny Moose
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    Hehehehehehehe! It’s a girl. A real live GIRL! And she TOUCHED me!

  9. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    catapostrophe
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    I wonder whether any of his stepmothers spanked him.

  10. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    sweet peaches
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    I was gonna say “KeKe Palmer has the Jokers smile and Tyra Banks has nipples”…but thats not Keke and thats not Tyra so…Carry On.

  11. The Jonas Brothers
    Nonny Moose
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    I’m gayer than you.
    Nuh uh. I’m gayer.
    Bullshit. I’ve practically got rainbows coming out of my ass.
    Those aren’t rainbows, douche.
    Hey, isn’t that Jake Gyllenhaal over there?
    Yeah. NICE ass. Nice.

  12. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    catapostrophe
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    Work it, “girl”!

  13. Peter Stormare Red Glasses Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    It’s a really bad idea to take viagra shortly before attending a premiere. Good luck keeping it in.

  14. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    ThisWillHurt
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    A disembodied head! KILL IT!

  15. Peter Stormare Red Glasses Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
    sweet peaches
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    Youre not foolin anyone, Nic Cage…I know thats you!

  16. Minnie Driver Bra Underwear See Through Dress I Give It A Year Premiere
    Little Tongue
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    I see her dick!

  17. Shauna Sand Saggy Side Boob Bikini Mesh Cover Up
    ThisWillHurt
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    Can’t tell if it’s side a boob, or an armpit.

  18. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    farrellthib
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    “should we have snotty beam you down again sir?”

  19. Coco Parker Premiere
    farrellthib
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    premeire of porker?

  20. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
    sweet peaches
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    Your Dad Has Lots Of Money?? Well, Good . You Might Get Some Vagina After All. NOT MINE …or anything close to my caliber …but some. With a face like yours “some” is all you should be aiming for!

  21. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Char
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    Is this the zombie from that new Call of Duty game that Peter Stormare was talking about?

  22. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Is she singing? ‘Cause that would mean the movie is over.

  23. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
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    Great. Now I’m permanently cross-eyed.

  24. Jude Law Drunk
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    Contemplating James Franco’s poetry about that storied locale, I see.

  25. Busy Philipps Pregnant Maternity Blouse ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
    Little Tongue
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    Do I look as awkward as I feel?

  26. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Parker Premiere
    sweet peaches
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    Pssssst….I think your dress split. Stumpy!

  27. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    Little Tongue
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    The longest titties in the world?

  28. Bill Paxton Thin Moustache Scarf I Give It A Year Premiere After Party
    CrashHell
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    YER STEWED BUTTWAD!

  29. Jude Law Drunk
    alex
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    Take note Hollywood stars, THIS is how to leave a bar drunk……with someone else behind the wheel.

  30. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
    grobpilot
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    “She got dat whole “Queen of da Undead” thing goin’ on…:

  31. Alicia Keys Cleavage Nipple 40 Principales Awards
    catapostrophe
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    Sweet earrings, bro.

  32. Alessia Marcuzzi Bikini
    Little Tongue
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    This could be a worthy shot. But we’ve seen the previous pictures, already…

  33. Nicole Richie Nipples ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
    alex
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    Did she have a TON of work done? She looks great. (damn)

  34. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Peter Stormare Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    So…two reasons to see this lame movie?

  35. Frankie Muniz Fiance Elycia Turnbow
    CrashHell
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    I wonder how it feels to know that you can murder someone just by telling them, “I think we should see other people”?

  36. The Jonas Brothers
    catapostrophe
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    A family that sashays together stays together.

  37. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
    sweet peaches
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    and when you lift her up theres a smaller LeeLee, and then a smaller one, and then an even smaller one!

  38. Rihanna Pierced Nipple See Through Dress
    diego
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    WTF is wrong with that dude’s head?! Were his parents unable to afford a shaping helmet for that mishapen lump of a potato?

  39. Rachel Ray Big Open Mouth
    diego
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    Rosie always looked better with longer hair

  40. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall City & Guilds Of London Art School
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    The fact that that nozzle ever got to have Princess Dianna is one of the greatest crimes against humanity ever. E V E R.

  41. Leelee Sobieski Sidaction Gala Dinner 2013 For MAC Aids Fund
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    “I’m a ‘Little Tea Cup’…short and stout…”

  42. Coco Parker Premiere
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    Wasn’t she the “She Bitch” in “Army of Darkness”?

  43. Marston Hefner Gap In Teeth
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    His father had the best of the gene pool to play in and yet his son ended up looking like this?

  44. Coco Parker Premiere
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    Damn – wrong picture.

  45. Bill Paxton Thin Moustache Scarf I Give It A Year Premiere After Party
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    David Faustino got taller or is Bill Paxton that short?

  46. Jocelyn Wildenstein Bad Plastic Surgery
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    Now THERE’S the “She Bitch” from “Army of Darkness”.

  47. Jude Law Drunk
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    JUDE: I wasn’t picking my nose. I was scratching.

    OTHER GUY: You was picking it while you was talking to that lady

  48. Nicole Richie Nipples ELLEs Women In Television Celebration
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    She looks pretty cute these days.

  49. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere
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    Hopefully this movie finally kills his career, it looks like utter shit, even the Redband trailers.

  50. Katie Holmes Pale No Make Up Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Whoever views her picture will die in 7 days!

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