Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that just drunk buttsexed the end of your workweek right in the butt. Today’s another one of those special days when someone gets two pics. And that someone is Peter Stormare. Why? As if that first pic wasn’t enough to convice you, try this. Still not getting it? Go watch this. I think I’ve made my point. We’ve also got Carlos the Jackal and this Frankie Muniz pic that I’m asshole enough to include in this type of collection.
They have the Internet in Hell, right?
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And that’s how my sisters keep getting work.
“Come on girl.. You’ll peep his phone, he’ll punch you in the face and then he’ll give you an autograph. It’ll be fun”
Demure she ain’t….
She’s uhmmm filling out nicely… Good for her..
“I don’t want to talk about it…
Her breasts had so many freckles… just so many…”
I’d like to knock him and his shit-eating grin but come on… he lives in the playboy mansion…
“No, but seriously your highness… This isn’t a portrait of a horse…. It’s uhmmm you know who….:”
Hehehehehehehe! It’s a girl. A real live GIRL! And she TOUCHED me!
I wonder whether any of his stepmothers spanked him.
they stopped?
I was gonna say “KeKe Palmer has the Jokers smile and Tyra Banks has nipples”…but thats not Keke and thats not Tyra so…Carry On.
I’m gayer than you.
Nuh uh. I’m gayer.
Bullshit. I’ve practically got rainbows coming out of my ass.
Those aren’t rainbows, douche.
Hey, isn’t that Jake Gyllenhaal over there?
Yeah. NICE ass. Nice.
Work it, “girl”!
It’s a really bad idea to take viagra shortly before attending a premiere. Good luck keeping it in.
A disembodied head! KILL IT!
Youre not foolin anyone, Nic Cage…I know thats you!
I see her dick!
Can’t tell if it’s side a boob, or an armpit.
That’s her Shauna Sandbag
Piled high and deep.
“should we have snotty beam you down again sir?”
I don’t know about that “Beaming” stuff. Is it safe?
why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big
premeire of porker?
Your Dad Has Lots Of Money?? Well, Good . You Might Get Some Vagina After All. NOT MINE …or anything close to my caliber …but some. With a face like yours “some” is all you should be aiming for!
Is this the zombie from that new Call of Duty game that Peter Stormare was talking about?
Is she singing? ‘Cause that would mean the movie is over.
Great. Now I’m permanently cross-eyed.
Contemplating James Franco’s poetry about that storied locale, I see.
Do I look as awkward as I feel?
Pssssst….I think your dress split. Stumpy!
The longest titties in the world?
YER STEWED BUTTWAD!
How’d you like a greasy porkchop, served in a dirty ashtray?
Take note Hollywood stars, THIS is how to leave a bar drunk……with someone else behind the wheel.
“She got dat whole “Queen of da Undead” thing goin’ on…:
English is a real bear,huh?
Not when it’s an obvious quote from Men in Black.
I dunno. She looks quite dead to me.
Sweet earrings, bro.
This could be a worthy shot. But we’ve seen the previous pictures, already…
Did she have a TON of work done? She looks great. (damn)
She gained back years of her life by switching to “not hanging out with Paris Hilton”
So…two reasons to see this lame movie?
I wonder how it feels to know that you can murder someone just by telling them, “I think we should see other people”?
A family that sashays together stays together.
and when you lift her up theres a smaller LeeLee, and then a smaller one, and then an even smaller one!
WTF is wrong with that dude’s head?! Were his parents unable to afford a shaping helmet for that mishapen lump of a potato?
S’not is fault. Hee ees French.
Rosie always looked better with longer hair
The fact that that nozzle ever got to have Princess Dianna is one of the greatest crimes against humanity ever. E V E R.
“I’m a ‘Little Tea Cup’…short and stout…”
Wasn’t she the “She Bitch” in “Army of Darkness”?
His father had the best of the gene pool to play in and yet his son ended up looking like this?
I’m not sure I’d go so far as to call Playboy models “the best of the gene pool”. Now, Penthouse, on the other hand …
Looks a lot like Hef at that age to me.
Damn – wrong picture.
David Faustino got taller or is Bill Paxton that short?
Now THERE’S the “She Bitch” from “Army of Darkness”.
She’ll swallow your soul!
JUDE: I wasn’t picking my nose. I was scratching.
OTHER GUY: You was picking it while you was talking to that lady
She looks pretty cute these days.
Hopefully this movie finally kills his career, it looks like utter shit, even the Redband trailers.
Whoever views her picture will die in 7 days!