The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.18.13

January 18th, 2013 // 319 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that almost didn’t happen because I just found out that Fish has secretly been my online girlfriend for years. I mean, I get that it’s hilarious to make me think someone wouldn’t be physically repulsed enough by me to maintain a relationship, by why request all those pictures of my peni– Oh, sonofabitch. While I go hug myself crouched on the shower floor, check out Kat Von D looking elegant as always, Russell Brand lining up some weekend companionship and yes, I mean gay bum sex, and finally, 50 Cent just now finding out that his internet girlfriend was this guy the whole time.

“C’mon, two Manti Te’o references? Maybe he got his heartbroken, and plus, FOOTBALL!” – You guys
“Cancer. He lied about his make-believe girlfriend dying of cancer.” – Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Pesci Fedora Leather Jacket Sungleasses
    EZ-B
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    I wonder what that guy really looks like after eating a Snickers.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    I just feel bad for anyone walking behind her…

  3. Joe Pesci Fedora Leather Jacket Sungleasses
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    You’ve been made man and wardrobe wants there shit back!!

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Cleavage Mason Disick
    EZ-B
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    Unfortunately, this was the last thing the photographer saw. Shortly after, everything started to levitate and he exploded, and somewhere, Old Joe knew this child was The One…oh yes, he was The One.

  5. Selma Blair Nipple No Bra Carrying Son
    EZ-B
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    You talkin’ to me?

  6. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Polka Dots Wiz Khalifa
    poo
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    I like her. She poses naked but at least she owns up to it. Hate me or whatever, but she’s not pretending to be anything else.

  7. Kanye West Fur Vest Plaid Shirt Tied Around Waist Fashion Week
    Elle Kaye
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    Elmer J. Fudd finally killed da wabbit!!!

  8. Selma Blair Nipple No Bra Carrying Son
    Primitivefix06
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    Good to see that scowls are hereditary.

  9. Kanye West Fur Vest Plaid Shirt Tied Around Waist Fashion Week
    mk
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    he has a handsome face but his body sucks.

  10. Russell Brand Joking Around With Homeless Guys
    mk
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    when does his visa expire?

  11. Amy Willerton Cleavage Legs Minidress Flight Premiere
    mk
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    proof that it is so much harder for women to make it in hollywood.

  12. Jay-Z High Tops
    mk
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    Cant stand this camel

  13. Bradley Cooper Silver Linings Playbook Premiere Paris
    mk
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    reminds me of that bisexual/GHEY guy who couldn’t commit, i once dated.

  14. Michael Shannon Facial Burn Prosthetics Terry Richardson
    jep
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    The fuck???

  15. David Spade Hitting On Young Chick
    jep
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    “So I humped your dog. Big deal.”

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker
    jep
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    What happened to Wilbur’s long face?

  17. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Polka Dots Wiz Khalifa
    jep
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    Damn… where to start with these two…

  18. Amy Willerton Cleavage Legs Minidress Flight Premiere
    jep
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    Who?

  19. Michael Shannon Facial Burn Prosthetics Terry Richardson
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    This is a photograph taken by a supposed professional??

  20. Uma Thurman National Audubon Society Gala
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    Quick! Hide your dalmatians!

  21. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
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    Butterface. The hair just makes it less obvious.

  22. Russell Brand Joking Around With Homeless Guys
    SupaDupa
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    Which one’s the muse?

  23. Bradley Cooper Silver Linings Playbook Premiere Paris
    Burt
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    His French is a bit rusty and he has a bit of an accent, but he’s fluent.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdoAD9UhmRs

  24. Bradley Cooper Silver Linings Playbook Premiere Paris
    Metal God
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    What an ugly looking individual. Ferret man.

  25. Salma Hayek Butt Tight Jeans
    quickrick
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    who’d know she’d travel commercial… her husband mega loaded, i would have figured a private jet would be just about right to transport that ass!

  26. Bradley Cooper Silver Linings Playbook Premiere Paris
    Hugh Jazz
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    2012′s recipient of the Mr. Moist Award goes to…

  27. Russell Brand Joking Around With Homeless Guys
    The Royal Penis
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    Only chicks piss like this.

  28. Russell Brand Joking Around With Homeless Guys
    Shemp
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    Even by West Hollywood standards, he’s dressed like a douche…

  29. Kanye West Fur Vest Plaid Shirt Tied Around Waist Fashion Week
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    Is Kanye like 5′ tall?? I’m surprised he hasn’t been swallowed up by Kim Kardashian’s ass yet…it’s only a matter of time…fingers crossed that it happens soon

  30. Rose McGowan Nipple No Bra Yoga Pants
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    The ass is big and dumpy, the face is weird, but those tits just say ‘keep staring at us, everything will be alright’.

  31. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
    dcma
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    She looks like a mannequin.

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