Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that almost didn’t happen because I just found out that Fish has secretly been my online girlfriend for years. I mean, I get that it’s hilarious to make me think someone wouldn’t be physically repulsed enough by me to maintain a relationship, by why request all those pictures of my peni– Oh, sonofabitch. While I go hug myself crouched on the shower floor, check out Kat Von D looking elegant as always, Russell Brand lining up some weekend companionship and yes, I mean gay bum sex, and finally, 50 Cent just now finding out that his internet girlfriend was this guy the whole time.
“C’mon, two Manti Te’o references? Maybe he got his heartbroken, and plus, FOOTBALL!” – You guys
“Cancer. He lied about his make-believe girlfriend dying of cancer.” – Photo Boy
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I wonder what that guy really looks like after eating a Snickers.
I just feel bad for anyone walking behind her…
You’ve been made man and wardrobe wants there shit back!!
Unfortunately, this was the last thing the photographer saw. Shortly after, everything started to levitate and he exploded, and somewhere, Old Joe knew this child was The One…oh yes, he was The One.
You talkin’ to me?
I like her. She poses naked but at least she owns up to it. Hate me or whatever, but she’s not pretending to be anything else.
Elmer J. Fudd finally killed da wabbit!!!
Good to see that scowls are hereditary.
he has a handsome face but his body sucks.
when does his visa expire?
proof that it is so much harder for women to make it in hollywood.
Cant stand this camel
reminds me of that bisexual/GHEY guy who couldn’t commit, i once dated.
The fuck???
“So I humped your dog. Big deal.”
What happened to Wilbur’s long face?
Damn… where to start with these two…
Who?
This is a photograph taken by a supposed professional??
Quick! Hide your dalmatians!
Butterface. The hair just makes it less obvious.
Which one’s the muse?
His French is a bit rusty and he has a bit of an accent, but he’s fluent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdoAD9UhmRs
What an ugly looking individual. Ferret man.
who’d know she’d travel commercial… her husband mega loaded, i would have figured a private jet would be just about right to transport that ass!
2012′s recipient of the Mr. Moist Award goes to…
Only chicks piss like this.
Even by West Hollywood standards, he’s dressed like a douche…
Is Kanye like 5′ tall?? I’m surprised he hasn’t been swallowed up by Kim Kardashian’s ass yet…it’s only a matter of time…fingers crossed that it happens soon
The ass is big and dumpy, the face is weird, but those tits just say ‘keep staring at us, everything will be alright’.
She looks like a mannequin.