Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that almost didn’t happen because I just found out that Fish has secretly been my online girlfriend for years. I mean, I get that it’s hilarious to make me think someone wouldn’t be physically repulsed enough by me to maintain a relationship, by why request all those pictures of my peni– Oh, sonofabitch. While I go hug myself crouched on the shower floor, check out Kat Von D looking elegant as always, Russell Brand lining up some weekend companionship and yes, I mean gay bum sex, and finally, 50 Cent just now finding out that his internet girlfriend was this guy the whole time.
“C’mon, two Manti Te’o references? Maybe he got his heartbroken, and plus, FOOTBALL!” – You guys
“Cancer. He lied about his make-believe girlfriend dying of cancer.” – Photo Boy
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It’s surrounded by crosses to keep it contained
This Sham-wow story is old news.
Willerton. *spit*
You have no idea how much you made my day with that Corner Gas reference. I actually did the music for Corner Gas, and the last place I expected to see a reference was on an American site like this.
I don’t know, the same things you don’t know!
Hey Deuce, we loved it in Australia, too. :D Great work!
So any skank with tits is hot now ?
Fool, she is stupendous!
Is she moving or selling cookware on the street?
“Um, yeah…I can’t. I have an internet boyfriend…and he’s really, um, terminally ill. It’s super sad.”
*insert knee bruise joke here*
“Doo!”
“Don’t worry about those guys with cameras. I just pay them to take pics of me talking to girls.”
Meanwhile, the girl in the front row ain’t half bad.
Starfucker
Sad to think how many little animals had to die to appease this douchebag’s monstrous ego.
And it looks like shit.
Being a serious sports fan seems like a whole lotta agony and not much joy.
nouveau riche never changes.
Dammit where’s the shoes?
Fembot unit #26947 brunette with bodacious bolt ons AKA “JJ” reporting for duty….what’s your photography pleasure?
^ Yah…CWM comments is still twitchy. Dammit.
Too perfect to be real.
*sigh*
Hey Taylor, remember me? I’m the guy who told you to go fuck yourself.
Wow, Courtney love got sober…
…and attractive…???
Fashion Victim Week maybe? I’d shoot myself before I went out in public looking that much of a douche.
MILF. That is all.
more like FASHION WEEK
a tribe called stressed
The cute guy behind her looks really happy.
THE ONE ON THE LEFT!
Yes, a well-designed set of fake tits really makes the skin shine so bright. That’s why I respect talent such as Gwen Stefani, who has chosen not to “pump it up”, instead relying on honest songwriting and actual singing-on-stage live performances. A rare gem indeed.
Well aren’t WE just the cat’s meow…
BTW, Erin Heatherton’s breasts are natural.
Nope.
He’d get alot more dick if he’d take a friggin bath.
Guess he’ll just walk around that way til the piss dries.
What the hell happened? That shits just sad.
Holy shit, did she give birth to Damien?
Poor guy looks like he’s scared shitless and by the looks of her he should be.
nice gunt
Do I look like I got safety pins on my head? I got safety pins on my head?
Now there’s a gal that could use an exorcism.
Speaking of exorcism, has anyone seen of heard from Kimmykimkim in a while?
No. Come back Kimmers, we miss ya!
I second that. She’s just disappeared.
When’s this chicks due date? She’s got the gestational period of a rhino
Looks like somebody’s about to get a “Kick Me!” sign taped to his ass.
Real inconspicuous grampa!
Lol, that’s about all I can say!
Those must feel like granite.
Meryl looks pretty good in black…
“Excellent! My Serpa has arrived. Now pick up all that shit and follow me to the summit!”
Ready for Saratoga with the racing goggles, a long shot though as this mare prefers a muddy track….
WTF is with the shirtless homeless troll to the right?!
Ready for the casting call…
It is great that a Real Doll made it to the missed feature…
On the curb, where trash belongs.
Butter-face
Cruella de Ville behind her is plotting her death
seriously, right here–>in my mouth.