Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that almost didn’t happen because I just found out that Fish has secretly been my online girlfriend for years. I mean, I get that it’s hilarious to make me think someone wouldn’t be physically repulsed enough by me to maintain a relationship, by why request all those pictures of my peni– Oh, sonofabitch. While I go hug myself crouched on the shower floor, check out Kat Von D looking elegant as always, Russell Brand lining up some weekend companionship and yes, I mean gay bum sex, and finally, 50 Cent just now finding out that his internet girlfriend was this guy the whole time.
“C’mon, two Manti Te’o references? Maybe he got his heartbroken, and plus, FOOTBALL!” – You guys
“Cancer. He lied about his make-believe girlfriend dying of cancer.” – Photo Boy
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“Ah ha! It was Michael Shannon as the ghost pirate all along, Scoob!”
He just keeps getting better and better at making Lindsay Lohan look good!
He’s shooting himself swapping clothes with a homeless guy?
“If masturbation’s a sin and someone calls me a jerk-off, does that mean I’m a sin?”
hahahaha
Hey, I used to be on Saturday Night Live. Ask your parents if you don’t believe me.
Kanye the Barbarian.
I still don’t understand why they put those blinders on them.
She got her sexy back very quickly. Kudos.
Check your watch, Russell, your 15 minutes are OVER!
Axl Rose laughs at how he dresses
Reese “Forever pregnant” Witherspoon.
Is that a shirt with crosses all over it? Please. The last only thing this chick has ever done was pray to god she wasn’t pregnant, and we can all see how well that worked out for her.
Damn I need an edit button. That was supposed ot read “The only religious thing this chick has ever done was pray to god she wasn’t pregnant”. I suck.
“Frankly David, I’d rather have my dog shit on my boo—What the #$% ?!?”
That dude in front of them suffers from anxiety attacks that require daily marijuana treatment. Sometimes hourly if it’s a weekend.
It’s a terrible affliction.
“Lady, if you don’t get me the hell away from David Spade, I will have no choice but to piss all over your new boots . . . You were warned.”
Digging for buried treasure.
Take a good look Jennifer Lawrence.
Dear Rose,
Please go to http://www.thesuperficial.com.
You’re still relevant there.
Love,
Mark
Hubba-hubba!
He will literally go get his shine box and shine your shoes now.
She could give Jennifer Aniston a run for her money on the permanently erect nipple front. But neither of them can touch Bai Ling.
I think he’s just late for Fashion Week Lutetia Parisorum, year 58.
I can see myself in her tits.
They both think they’ll still have careers in ten years. Nobody spoil it. They’re happy. Let them have it.
Khalifa may still rapping in ten years. I sorta doubt Rose is going to be passed around like a joint between rappers in 10 years though. So yeah, her career is fucked.
Blimey, it’s Austin Powers!!
Kelly Relly? She couldn’t come up with anything better?
It’s Reilly, dick face.
Ever have your asshole licked by a short guy in brown sweatpants?
Well, as many of you know, there is a lot of controversy surrounding so-called “String Theory” in particular, and quantum physics in general. But here are my thoughts….
$10 says that kid’s nanny hangs herself at one of his birthday parties.
The crabs have migrated to her ass for the winter.
- Ok, Fifty: If you buy two items from a dollar store and you get 50% off on the second item how much do you save?
- Ummm… shit! Could you give me a hint?
I don’t remember the part in Ray where he birthed a Martin Sheen love-child
“Let’s see, where did I leave my self-esteem . . . There it is!”
Why ain’t this grapefruit soda purple?
Almost gave up on her but my dick told me to give her more time. I’m glad I always listen to him. Kudos Hilary. Now, don’t go Simpson on us and get knocked up again soon.
Here, let me breathe in your face.
looks good….lost some weight there
Hey Salma, 1995 called; it wants its wardrobe back.
1995 called? Holy shit, did you tell them about 9/11?
lawdy LAWD. she makes 99.999999% of the fake hollywood tarts in their 20′s look like the garbage they are.
I’m pretty sure this is from that Liberace biopic Steven Soderbergh is making…what’s that? Renner isn’t in that movie? That’s impossible. How else do you explain this picture?
this doesn’t help the stereotype that fat ugly white bitches can only land black dudes. way to help out, Wiz.
HEY FISH, YOUR SITE IS FUCKING GARBAGE. twice today my comment switches back to a different picture.
dude, just take the fucker down if it doesn’t work, or tell your buddies who run the servers they’re FIRED. GARBAGE.
Cool bolt-ons
Sporting the latest from the 2013 Douche Collection…
Why does he always look like he has the lower torso size of a Dinklage and the upper body of a regular human?
Which one is Brand…?
The dog is having the same reaction I have whenever I see David Spade.
Isn’t this just a shot of two crackheads from season 2 of The Shield?
Part of your caption got cut off. I am pretty sure it’s supposed to say: “Sarah Jessica Parker’s weird Uncle Ken, in New York City.”
SPLASH HIM RED PAINT, PETA!!! Come on…where are you when we need you!?
What can I say…its the Superficial. :D