The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.17.14

January 17th, 2014 // 500 Comments

Welcome to another larger than usual The Crap We Missed, thanks to a surprisingly bountiful Critics’ Choice Movie Awards. These second tier award shows usually suck, but when Jeremy Renner starts tweaking his nipples for the paps, you know it’s a party. We’ve also got Bill Murray so completely out of fucks to give even Clooney couldn’t clean him up, and Jackie Chan making his buddy do his “spot on impression of Brett Ratner at a shrimp buffet.”

I don’t see a greasy boner, but otherwise I concur (Yes, I’m leaving you for the weekend with ‘greasy boner’),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Matthew McConaughey 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Son of Flubber
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    “Could someone give me Kleenex…so I can dump Jared Leto’s man seed?”

  2. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Sad to say, but he looks like he’s embarrassed to be with her.

  3. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Did Demi ever fool around with Jay Leno?

  4. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Spandex Pants
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The Kardashians illustrate the idea that certain clothes just shouldn’t be available in certain sizes.

  5. Cameron Diaz Sinewy Neck The Body Book Signing
    hugh G. Rection
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    She was so much hotter before she banged A-Rod

  6. Pharrell Williams 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Cmndr_Bytes
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    This fashion needs to stop before it goes any further. That is the stupidest look since baggy sagging down to their thighs pants. Does each generation try to out stupid the last? Stop the madness. Call a truce.

  7. Billy Crystal Stuffing Food Into His Mouth Wearing Beret Clippers Game
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    Not a funny comment, I just legitimately hate goddamned Billy Crystal.

  8. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    it doesn’t matter about her moon face….I would be looking so deep into her eyes while making love to her I wouldn’t notice….

  9. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
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    now just put a banjo in their hands and they can be in the remake of Deliverance…

  10. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    kery
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    she has no hips.

  11. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    Cross-eyed Fran Drescher doesn’t know whose leg she’s grabbing.

  12. Adam Levine Porno Stache Texting
    Lou Braccant
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    Well, it does rhyme with Kevin Kline

  13. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    leolover
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    Leo is 6 feet tall

  14. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
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    “Gentleman we have to protect our phoney baloney jobs”

  15. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    You know she’d be really pretty if she got a chin reduction.

  16. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    Andie
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    Ugh. Isn’t there a plastic surgery for this? I mean with all the fake titties and fish lips out there… this would be an appropriate situation for plastic surgery and she doesn’t get it done. I would, if I were her. I really would.

  17. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Andie
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    I thought it said clitoris awards.

  18. Mark Wahlberg Ankle Cast
    Andie
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    He’s so hot. I want one. Where can I order a man like that?

  19. Will Smith Turtleneck Louis Vuitton Menswear Fall Winter 2014 2015 Show
    Andie
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    He really does look like my ex-husband. Only a different color. And rich.

  20. Pharrell Williams 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Andie
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    Seriously? That’s supposed to look good? *smh*

  21. Ryan Phillippe Photobombed By Hippie Chick
    Andie
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    I hope this chick gets a meme. This is AWESOME!

  22. Jeremy Renner 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    The pass word is…Nipple

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