The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.17.14

January 17th, 2014 // 500 Comments

Welcome to another larger than usual The Crap We Missed, thanks to a surprisingly bountiful Critics’ Choice Movie Awards. These second tier award shows usually suck, but when Jeremy Renner starts tweaking his nipples for the paps, you know it’s a party. We’ve also got Bill Murray so completely out of fucks to give even Clooney couldn’t clean him up, and Jackie Chan making his buddy do his “spot on impression of Brett Ratner at a shrimp buffet.”

I don’t see a greasy boner, but otherwise I concur (Yes, I’m leaving you for the weekend with ‘greasy boner’),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Josh Hartnett Showtime Winter TCA Tour
    coljack
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    I was going to say that seeing Josh Hartnett again is like seeing Elvis come back from the dead, but then I realized, nah, it’s more like seeing Pauly Shore. He’s still alive, right?

  2. Rose McGowan Guy Checking Out Ass
    vladimir
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    Channing Tatum likes what he sees…

  3. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Little miss HUGE TITTIES

  4. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    I thought Rocky Dennis died at the end?

  5. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
    Vladimir
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    Next on American Horror Story: Coven…

  6. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    Giorgio A. Tsoukalos
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    ALIEN

  7. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    Little Tongue
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    I just can’t imagine what it’s like to be 2 inches of chin from being fucking hot.

  8. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
    Dogma
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    You guys calling the chick on the right fat are nuts. Not only is she still hot; she’s got bigger tits than the other four combined.

    This is why Miley Cyrus pics keep showing up on this site.

  9. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
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    omg this explains why we havent seen ali lohan lately.

  10. Cameron Diaz Sinewy Neck The Body Book Signing
    AnnaD.
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    Expectations vs. reality

  11. Billy Crystal Stuffing Food Into His Mouth Wearing Beret Clippers Game
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    How come everyone is starting to look like Bruce Jenner? Or is it vice versa?

  12. Josh Hartnett Showtime Winter TCA Tour
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    Hartnett is imagining Coco is in front of him and he’s tuning in Tokyo.

  13. Kevin Dillon Adrian Grenier Golf Cart Entourage Movie Set
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    Yup, these guys have been getting cooler…

  14. Jared Leto 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Not sure what/who’s making him drop his jaw but I would look like that if I just caught Salma Hayek coming out of the shower.

  15. Ryan Phillippe Photobombed By Hippie Chick
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    Awesome! Juliette Lewis twice in one TCWM

  16. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    lmao.
    OMG EVEN HIS EAR HAIRZ ARE SO AWESOME!!

  17. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
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    idk. i gave the blow to the girl to carry.
    -where is she? -Lindsay?

  18. Boris Johnson Drunk Pointing At Taxi New Taxis For London Event
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    Is Boris really the mayor of London? Or the city’s mascot?

  19. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    bee-rad
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    Why the long face?

  20. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    I guess Jessica Rabbits are a dime a dozen….but a Khloe Rabbit, now that is special.

  21. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Jentilly
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    Gee whiz Mr. Dicaprio, you sure are swell!

  22. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Spandex Pants
    KMAR
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    I can almost hear the Spandex screaming for mercy…

  23. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
    damnit meg
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    Who invited AssChest on the right?

  24. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    k Melissa McCarthy is totally trolling now.

  25. Jeremy Renner 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Jeremy was quickly escorted out of Disneyland and asked not to return.

  26. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
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    I guess the change in his pocket wasn’t enough.

  27. Dakota Johnson Eyes Covered By Jamie Dornan Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
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    “Are you ready to see the crap we’re filming?”

  28. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    “No photos please…I came to this well known celebrity spot to do drugs in peace and get carried out of here drunk off my ass.”

  29. Jared Leto 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    “I am the douchebag Messiah!”

  30. Jerry Weintraub Ian Somerhalder Smarmy Face Showtime Winter TCA Tour
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    “We got along great. He called me big man, I called him little homo.”

  31. Boris Johnson Drunk Pointing At Taxi New Taxis For London Event
    buzz
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    “Yeah we had to stop painting Taxis yellow because it was racist.”

  32. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Spandex Pants
    Walter Peck
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    And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too,
    I’ll see you on the dark side of the moon.

  33. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
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    He looks syphilis-ridden

  34. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
    Walter Peck
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    Bob had bitch tits.

  35. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    bonerspunk
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    I see your Dennings and raise you a Breslin!!!!

  36. Jay-Z Jake Gyllenhaal
    Icehawg
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    The researcher is carefully following so that he does not arouse the suspicions of the rare “Douche-optomus” in its natural habitat.

  37. Will Smith Turtleneck Louis Vuitton Menswear Fall Winter 2014 2015 Show
    Icehawg
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    What? Psssshaww…naw. No. This not the gay van. Naw. That was the last one, you know. This just be the regular *not gay* van. Naked men in the back seat? Dammmmmmnnn. Never even saw them. hahaha ya alright. Gay van.

  38. Pharrell Williams 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Icehawg
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    “….? Where the fuck is Will Smith with that van….? Thought he was picking me up here.”

  39. Josh Hartnett Showtime Winter TCA Tour
    Icehawg
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    “Yes, literally. Hamm’s dick is LITERALLY this long.”

  40. Matthew McConaughey 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    This is a wax figure right?

  41. Juliette Lewis 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    She is kinda ‘curvy’… In all the wrong ways.

  42. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    Wall of Fug.

  43. Kate Gosselin Twins Mady Cara Petting Dog Outside Today Show
    mr. Big
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    I don’t know, I find her sexy. Bang the shit out of that. 100% hotter than the typical hausfrau trolling the streets.

  44. Jay-Z Jake Gyllenhaal
    mr. Big
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    Jay-Z looks like MushMouth from Fat Albert cartoon. Goggle it if you don’t know what Im talking about.

  45. Jeremy Renner 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Swearin
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    “Bullseye!”

  46. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Swearin
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    Leo thinks he’s posing with a Make-A-Wish kid

  47. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
    Swearin
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    “Just gimme a second, I can do this…c’mon damnit, turn into wine…do NOT embarrass me in front of these guys!”

  48. Matthew McConaughey 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Phoenix
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    Bill Nye the Oscar Guy.

  49. Jared Leto 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Swearin
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    “Hey, how’s everyone doing? Yeah, I am the light and the way, but whatever, no big deal. Thanks for coming out today, keep praising Dad and me, and catch 30 Seconds on tour!”

  50. leslie Bibb, Sam Rockwell 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Phoenix
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    Seth Green isn’t very subtle.

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