The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.17.14

January 17th, 2014 // 500 Comments

Welcome to another larger than usual The Crap We Missed, thanks to a surprisingly bountiful Critics’ Choice Movie Awards. These second tier award shows usually suck, but when Jeremy Renner starts tweaking his nipples for the paps, you know it’s a party. We’ve also got Bill Murray so completely out of fucks to give even Clooney couldn’t clean him up, and Jackie Chan making his buddy do his “spot on impression of Brett Ratner at a shrimp buffet.”

I don’t see a greasy boner, but otherwise I concur (Yes, I’m leaving you for the weekend with ‘greasy boner’),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    When did those happen?

  2. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Now why can’t she be a Kardashian or a Cyrus? Then we’d know exactly what happens 1 second after she turns 18.

  3. Dakota Johnson Eyes Covered By Jamie Dornan Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
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    They’re actually shooting this shitfest? I thought everyone was just kidding around.

  4. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
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    These guys sure love pairs of tiny little white buns

  5. Adam Levine Porno Stache Texting
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    The Douche is strong in this one.

  6. Matthew McConaughey 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    cc
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    The Dallas Buyer’s Club sequel is shooting already?

  7. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
    Echo5
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    The VP of Sales for Kleenex’s wet dream

  8. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    A daytime hooker working a double has to have a nighttime outfit.

  9. Kate Gosselin Twins Mady Cara Petting Dog Outside Today Show
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    That dog should keep his tongue to himself…filthy creature.

  10. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    Granted it is big and not at all feminine but jeez people not everyone is so insecure & goddamned hung up on facial perfection that they feel compelled to go under the knife and have their face cracked open for the hope of some “improvement”.
    Remember, any extensive corrective surgery on the mouth & jaw is going to curtail fellatio activities for a very long time. Priorities!

  11. Dakota Johnson Eyes Covered By Jamie Dornan Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
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    Oooh he’s covering her eyes, that’s SO kinky! Barf.

  12. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Spandex Pants
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    Why is she going to CSI? To find out who her dad is or what causing that itchy flare up Lamar gave her?

  13. Kate Gosselin Twins Mady Cara Petting Dog Outside Today Show
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    “Oh no! I forgot to be a famewhore!”

  14. Ryan Phillippe Photobombed By Hippie Chick
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    It’s West Hollywood. Cameras or not, that’s how them folks act.

  15. Mark Wahlberg Ankle Cast
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    Last year he was a bodybuilder; this year he is a twig. Cocaine is a hellava drug.

  16. Adam Levine Porno Stache Texting
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    I wonder if Joe Jonas is up . . .

  17. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    Paz? I’ll pass.

  18. Jared Leto 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    That background’s more interesting than Terry Richardson’s.

  19. Pharrell Williams 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    He gets a pass for now only because he was in the same room with Emily Ratajkowski fully nude.

  20. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
    fred
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    “Before we order, I want to see credit cards! You guys aren’t going to stick ME with this bill.”

  21. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    Big bunny up there. Harvey sized.

  22. Mark Wahlberg Ankle Cast
    Mohawk Disco
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    The doctor didn’t believe me when I told him this was the result of me taking on three biker gangs for exercise. Nuts!

  23. Bob Balaban George Clooney John Goodman Bill Murray Cate Blanchett Matt Damon The Monuments Men Photo Call
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    This cast should have been in a way more interesting movie.

  24. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
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    Court: [reading from papers on desk] Okay everyone, court is now in session. The first matter on the docket is The People v. Green. Now, is the defendant present [looks up]

    Beetlejuice!

  25. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
    Mohawk Disco
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    You will pay the price for your lack of vision!!!

  26. Rose McGowan Guy Checking Out Ass
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    Does she carry a picture of Jennifer Aniston (or is its Fabio?) everywhere?

  27. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    In case you guys need some help picking the right adjective:

    http://www.therabbithouse.com/diet/images/rabbitbodycondition.png

  28. Jared Leto 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Didn’t think anyone could look lamer with the Jesus look than Ashton Kutcher. I was wrong.

  29. Dakota Johnson Eyes Covered By Jamie Dornan Fifty Shades Of Grey Set
    fred
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    Surprise: the movie sucks!

  30. Kate Gosselin Twins Mady Cara Petting Dog Outside Today Show
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    NOW YOU SPEAK!

  31. Billy Crystal Stuffing Food Into His Mouth Wearing Beret Clippers Game
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    That’s the same face that I make when one of his movies unexpectedly comes on while flipping channels.

  32. Boris Johnson Drunk Pointing At Taxi New Taxis For London Event
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    These things? Really?! OK, I admit it, I had a drinking problem when I authorized these…

  33. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    You idiots are going to pretend she’s as hot as Nina Agdal until she has a gut, aren’t you? Just like Kate “love Handles” Upton.

  34. Josh Hartnett Showtime Winter TCA Tour
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    Josh, Josh-over here.
    Josh-were you trying to look like Ashton Kutcher playing Steve Jobs, or are you just high?

  35. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Moo

  36. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    GAH!!!

  37. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    I’m not going to sit here and act like I wouldn’t click a link to check them out.

  38. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN FRONT??

  39. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    She reminds me of a thicker version of that chick in Sucker Punch.

  40. Josh Hartnett Showtime Winter TCA Tour
    Mohawk Disco
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    When I feel guilt about pretending to be an actor I just imagine holding two Too Too Trains in my hands. Then I smash them together.

  41. Bob Balaban George Clooney John Goodman Bill Murray Cate Blanchett Matt Damon The Monuments Men Photo Call
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    It looks like everybody on Duck Dynasty shaved.

  42. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    She’s got a great body. We need to stop comparing her to her mom’s impossible standard and appreciate her hotness on it’s own.

  43. Jackie Chan Siwon Police Story Premiere
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    He’s so good on Walking Dead.

  44. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    Who took the photo? Picasso?

  45. Cameron Diaz Sinewy Neck The Body Book Signing
    Mohawk Disco
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    You know what the strongest emotion is? Regret! Something people at the publisher now feel about not speaking up sooner the title was not a good idea.

  46. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
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    I bet they had sex. She was too high to recognize who he was and she was too fucked up on drugs for so long for him to recognize who she was.

  47. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
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    I wonder if kicking women in the vagina is hereditary.

  48. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
    Mohawk Disco
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    - Did you understand what the Judge said?
    - You know if I could just have one drink with her…

  49. Juliette Lewis 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Looks like her dress is on fire.

  50. Jay-Z Jake Gyllenhaal
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    Jake Gyllenhaal is photobombing the ‘attorney walking home from work on casual Friday’…that’s what being in the Prince of Persia will do to you.

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