The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.17.14

January 17th, 2014 // 500 Comments

Welcome to another larger than usual The Crap We Missed, thanks to a surprisingly bountiful Critics’ Choice Movie Awards. These second tier award shows usually suck, but when Jeremy Renner starts tweaking his nipples for the paps, you know it’s a party. We’ve also got Bill Murray so completely out of fucks to give even Clooney couldn’t clean him up, and Jackie Chan making his buddy do his “spot on impression of Brett Ratner at a shrimp buffet.”

I don’t see a greasy boner, but otherwise I concur (Yes, I’m leaving you for the weekend with ‘greasy boner’),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Boris Johnson Drunk Pointing At Taxi New Taxis For London Event
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    “This particular model here we designed after walking behind Kim Kardashian for two blocks.”

  2. Rose McGowan Guy Checking Out Ass
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    Wait till he sees the front…

  3. Jeremy Renner 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    cc
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    It’s pierced!

  4. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    (numbered left to right)

    4, 3, 5, then 2 and 1 at same time

  5. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Sweaty Chateau Marmont
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    Uhmmm Paz, that’s what we’ve been saying for a while now too…

  6. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
    yoop
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    “The Pope, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar…”

  7. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
    brick
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    Wait. One of these doesn’t belong with the others.

  8. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    Mrs Handsome Squidward

  9. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    brick
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    Those make my pants feel funny.

  10. Cameron Diaz Sinewy Neck The Body Book Signing
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    There’s two reasons why she didn’t call it “The Face Book”

  11. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    “Can I say that I know Toni, too? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Pleeeeeeeease?

  12. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
    coljack
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    “Your honor, this is all an innocent misunderstanding. I was trying to slip the ecstasy into her boyfriend’s glass.”

  13. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    cc
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    The mystery of Easter Island is solved…they moved!!!

  14. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    Out_of_fucks
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    They’re remaking “The Mask”? I wonder who will play Cher’s part?

  15. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    officelinebacker
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    if her and Reese Witherspoon ran chin first into each other it would be the equivalent of crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

  16. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
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    “So, no one wants that last pork chop?”

  17. leslie Bibb, Sam Rockwell 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Is he trying to get the headlights to come on?

  18. Ryan Phillippe Photobombed By Hippie Chick
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    Hah, it’s so cute when someone thinks the photo is being taken of them but it’s not. Ryan looks quite the fool.

  19. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
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    Big beard guy has Yarmulke envy

  20. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
    coljack
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    Playboy is regretting its Facebook fan contest: “Be a Bunny for a Day.”

  21. Juliette Lewis 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    meeps!!
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    Let the Photoshopping begin…

  22. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Look away, look away, look away, for 87 days.

  23. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    cc
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    Judging by Jonah’s face, Leonardo just showed him his little black book. Not the separate one for Victoria’s Secret angels, I mean the back up one.

  24. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    Mr. Virginia Tech
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    I did not know that Mr. Potato Head came with a red wig.

  25. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
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    And I’m like, FORGET YOU

  26. Pharrell Williams 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    meeps!
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    Where’s the flood…?

  27. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    elephantman
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    I hate to say it guys but a feel sorry for her, there is no way that chin can be fixed. She’s probably a very nice person.

    • Are you saying her chin is irreparable based on your vast medical knowledge and contacts in the Willis household or are you just blowing smoke out your ass again?

  28. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Is Hill four feet tall? Because DiCaprio isn’t a big guy.

  29. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
    The Dude
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    I cant decide if she looks rough or haggard.

    Rouggard maybe?

  30. Matthew McConaughey 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    If David Bowie and Christopher Walken had a love-child.

  31. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    The Dude
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    Here’s to hoping that “songbyrd” is an animated flick where she is only doing a voiceover.

  32. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    - Let go!
    - No!
    - Let go!!!
    - No!
    - Let go or I’ll punch you in the face!
    - I love you!

  33. Jackie Chan Siwon Police Story Premiere
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    Do these guys have something against correct sleeve size?

  34. Matthew McConaughey 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    elephantman
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    Eat a effing sandwhich. Your over doing the aids look!

  35. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Spandex Pants
    James
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    oh look its shrek kardashian!

  36. Kate Gosselin Twins Mady Cara Petting Dog Outside Today Show
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    “Maybe if we go on Twitter and ask they will give it to us for FREE!?”

  37. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
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    Firecrotch and Fireankles

  38. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
    anonymous
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    Only thing worse than a natural redhead with dyed red hair is a black person with dyed platinum blonde.

  39. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    Hey, it’s that one picture of that desperate singer chick ALL ALONE trying to look sexy and street tough but instead coming across skanky.

  40. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Spandex Pants
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    Funny to realize even a Sasquatch’s ass is smaller than Kim’s.

  41. Cameron Diaz Sinewy Neck The Body Book Signing
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    A Photoshop advertisement?

  42. Matthew McConaughey 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Scott Weiland?

  43. Bob Balaban George Clooney John Goodman Bill Murray Cate Blanchett Matt Damon The Monuments Men Photo Call
    Schadenfreude
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    Oceans 6 with Steve Zissou.

  44. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    anonymous
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    I thought she spend a bunch of (ex-step)/daddy’s and mommy’s money for a doctor to shave her jaw down? Looks like it’s grown back.

  45. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
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    A grey t-shirt? To a court appearance?

  46. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    anonymous
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    Johan: “Hey Leo, remember the part of the our movie where you were doing blow out of a hooker’s asshole? That was me in a wig! Besties for Life!”

  47. leslie Bibb, Sam Rockwell 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    This reminds me of that annoying fly buzzing around just when you can’t move to chase it away but liked to smash it flat.

  48. Jackie Chan Siwon Police Story Premiere
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    Domo Arigato

  49. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    Schadenfreude
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    The live action movie adaptation of “The Fairly Odd Parents” is currently in the works. Today’s auditions were for “The Crimson Chin.”

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