The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.17.14

January 17th, 2014 // 500 Comments

Welcome to another larger than usual The Crap We Missed, thanks to a surprisingly bountiful Critics’ Choice Movie Awards. These second tier award shows usually suck, but when Jeremy Renner starts tweaking his nipples for the paps, you know it’s a party. We’ve also got Bill Murray so completely out of fucks to give even Clooney couldn’t clean him up, and Jackie Chan making his buddy do his “spot on impression of Brett Ratner at a shrimp buffet.”

I don’t see a greasy boner, but otherwise I concur (Yes, I’m leaving you for the weekend with ‘greasy boner’),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    that guy really wants to bang dicraprio.

  2. Jeremy Renner 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    George P. Burdell
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    Member of the Lactation Nation

  3. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    In best Arnold voice, “It’s not a tumor.”

  4. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
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    Wait, wait, wait…. so the whole circumcision thing is just a chance to touch baby dicks? GENIUS!

  5. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    so would….so, so would

  6. Rose McGowan Guy Checking Out Ass
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    ass glance: BUSTED

  7. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    George P. Burdell
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    Sun sun sun here I cum

  8. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    George P. Burdell
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    Let the Sunshine in

  9. Bob Balaban George Clooney John Goodman Bill Murray Cate Blanchett Matt Damon The Monuments Men Photo Call
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    Is Goodman leaning on a cane?

  10. Mark Wahlberg Ankle Cast
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    Somewhere there is a terrorist with a bruised ass and an unexploded building.

  11. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    I never really get tired of looking at her seemingly endless stream of bikini shots.

    Does a day go by where she DOESN’T go to the beach?

  12. Kate Gosselin Twins Mady Cara Petting Dog Outside Today Show
    George P. Burdell
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    Yes, just like that. Now let me find you a black man and a video camera and we will be rich like the Kardashians.

  13. Jeremy Renner 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Want to freak yourself out?

    Hold your thumb upside down and cover only her eyes, nose, mouth. Then look at that jaw outline

  14. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
    Corky
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    Does that bitch realize it’s 2014. Why is she still wearing mini skirts and platform heels. Even the goddam lot lizards in the trailer park dress more up-to-date than that.

  15. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    c'est bien
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    good to know that tiny face mitt romney meme still isn’t dead

  16. Pharrell Williams 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    Wardrobe by Paula Deen.

  17. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    Want to freak yourself out?

    Hold your thumb upside down and cover only her eyes, nose, mouth. Then look at that jaw outline

  18. leslie Bibb, Sam Rockwell 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    George P. Burdell
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    You smell purdy.

  19. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    “Leo, its been fucking *days* since I last saw you..how you been bro?”

  20. Ryan Phillippe Photobombed By Hippie Chick
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    what’s up with the chemofabulous photobomber?

  21. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Spandex Pants
    George P. Burdell
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    She sure doesn’t sweat very much (for a big girl).

  22. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
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    Just when you think it’s another picture of Lohan with another John, photoboy surprises all of us.
    Bravo, sir. Bravo.

  23. Abigail Breslin 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    17….

    Fuck it

  24. Jeremy Renner 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    He and Tom have a special language all their own.

  25. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    CK
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    Please don’t sing, please don’t sing, please don’t sing…

  26. Bob Balaban George Clooney John Goodman Bill Murray Cate Blanchett Matt Damon The Monuments Men Photo Call
    cc
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    Say it ain’t so George, you are wearing a Princess Paltrow shirt.

  27. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
    CK
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    Even after filming an ENTIRE MOVIE together, he’s still star-struck. Go Leo!

  28. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
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    Do you think her brother gets a discount?

  29. Playboy 60th Anniversary 60 Bunnies Bus Tour
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    Alright girls, on three smile like you aren’t riddled with shame for having sex with a decrepit liver spotted old man for room and board.. one… two…. three…

  30. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
    Hilary
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    So is she now banging her brother?

  31. Kate Gosselin Twins Mady Cara Petting Dog Outside Today Show
    CK
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    “Sure, NOW you know how to open your mouths you mediocre ingrates!”

  32. Michael Lohan Jr Lindsay Lohan No 41 Hidden Late Night Bar And Club
    cc
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    I guess the Thrift Shop was out of bras.

  33. Kate Gosselin Twins Mady Cara Petting Dog Outside Today Show
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    Oh NOW you remember how to speak, you little bitch. Wait till we get home….

  34. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    There’s no doubt whatsoever that Jay Leno boned Demi Moore 25 years ago.

  35. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
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    Look at all your different colored hats!

  36. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    Eric Stolz should sue.

  37. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
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    “Do these expensive glasses make me not look like an ugly troll with breasts?”

  38. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
    Corky
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    Jesus Christ! With the money her parents’ have, you think they would have sprung for her to have that hockey mask face broken and reset. How do they get that whole thing in the camera shot? She better thank Satan for making her parents wealthy and famous, otherwise that freak would be short order cooking in the back of a diner. You know, where the customers couldn’t see her.

  39. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    CK
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    I… I don’t get it.

  40. Jackie Chan Siwon Police Story Premiere
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    Not to sound racist here (you know what’s coming) but is Siwon the Chinese equivalent of Simon?

  41. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
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    “Look at me. Do I look like i need to slip drugs into girls’ drinks?”
    “The defendant pleads guilty. 2 years plus time served.”

  42. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Spandex Pants
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    Please-a listen…. We cannot give back what the Romanos took… Sorry but finder’s keepers…

  43. Adam Levine Porno Stache Texting
    yoop
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    #afterthefavorflavorsaver

  44. Billy Crystal Stuffing Food Into His Mouth Wearing Beret Clippers Game
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    I never understood why celebrities went to basketball games.

    Do you really think Billy Crystal sits down on a Tuesday night and goes “Oh good, the Clippers are on!”

  45. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set
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    She’d have a pretty face if there were less of it

  46. Pope Francis Meal With Hebraic Community Baghetto Restaurant
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    Please-a listen…. We cannot give back what the Romanos took… Sorry but finder’s keepers…

  47. Ryan Phillippe Photobombed By Hippie Chick
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    Andy Dick’s gotta sober up…

  48. Leonardo Dicaprio Jonah Hill 19th Annual Critics Choice Movie Awards
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    My dog stares at me the same way. Dammit Jonah, Leo doesn’t have any snausages!

  49. Kevin Dillon Adrian Grenier Golf Cart Entourage Movie Set
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    Why isn’t Forrest Whittaker credited as well?

  50. Cee Lo Green Manboobs Court Appearance
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    You’re honor, a guy like me won’t do well in prison. Please.

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