The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.13.12

January 13th, 2012 // 420 Comments

She’s alive! And the butt of a Tim Tebow penis joke because we’re 11. Stick around.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nicole Scherzinger on a horse, Matt Lauer thinking all black guys look like Kanye hence this defensive stance, Jessica Alba‘s unfortunate jeans selection and the first photo of Katy Perry post-divorce and possibly post-Tebow Teabagging. “As the Lord rests his blessing upon my touchdowns, so do I rest my balls upon your chin. Amen.”

Peace be with you,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Horseback
    Commented on this photo:

    When I die I want to come back as her saddle.

  2. Willard Scott Al Roker
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    “Hey, Al, this is MY fucking tie. I left it in my top drawer…so anyway, then there was the time we raided the commissary and ate up all the pudding…”

  3. Jack Black Mario Lopez
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    “Oh, Jack. That stuff has so much sugar. If you keep drinking it you’ll get f…er, uh…so how’s the family?”

  4. Matthew Broderick Mario Cantone
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    OK, great! So which one plays Porgy and which one plays Bess?

  5. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
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    Seriously… what the fuck?

  6. Matt Lauer
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    “I told the doctor I was tired of wearing glasses so he gave me this invisible pair…”

  7. Miss Hawaii Lauren Cheape
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    ” For her the talent competition this evening, Miss Hawaii is doing an imitation of someone in a kayak.”

  8. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
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    “Dog, I’ve read and read this manual from cover to cover and nothing says how to turn off the damned radio!”

  9. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Did you hear that actress Reese What’s-her-name stabbed someone to death?”

    “Witherspoon?”

    “No, stupid, with her knife!”

  10. James Franco Trucker Hat Sunglasses
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    ” I gotta hustle up if I’m gonna get the plane off the ground on time…”

  11. Derek Hough
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    “Uh-oh…are farts supposed to be lumpy and dribble down your leg?”

  12. Ricky Gervais Wladimir Klitschko
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    “Hahahahahaha…can you believe it? This big oaf thinks he can kick my ass!”

  13. Katy Perry First Photo Since Divorce Blue Hair
    Contusion
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    Nice Vans hoodie at the set of an Adidas commercial.

  14. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
    Contusion
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    Caution: Hard Hat Area. Ass Dropping.

  15. Willard Scott Al Roker
    Contusion
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    I think that’s Joey Bishop and Sammy.

  16. Jack Black Mario Lopez
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    And at the head of the C list, we have…

  17. Matthew Broderick Mario Cantone
    Contusion
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    “Matthew Broderick and Mario Cantone at the opening of Porgy and Bess.” Close caption version: Gay Gay and Gay Gay at the Gay of Gay and Gay.

  18. Rachel Hunter
    Contusion
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    Dog the Bounty Hunter.

  19. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
    Contusion
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    You left out the (right). As in: Duane “Dog” Chapman (right) and his wife Beth in Beverly Hills.

  20. James Franco Trucker Hat Sunglasses
    Contusion
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    I guess Ashton Kutcher did cut his hair.

  21. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
    Contusion
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    Fruit Gimp.

  22. Jamie Kennedy
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    I’m going to put as much effort into my sarcasm as he did in dressing himself. “Something about the tie.”

  23. Samuel L. Jackson Charicature
    Ismoss
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    I have one word for this “Shit sandwich”

  24. Jamie Kennedy
    tlmck
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    “Has anybody seen my career?”

  25. Amanda Harrington Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Some bad plastic surgery. Everything seems to lean to the right.

  26. Miss Hawaii Lauren Cheape
    tlmck
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    I wonder if they give style points for falling on your ass.

  27. Willard Scott Al Roker
    vandinz
    Commented on this photo:

    IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS!

  28. Snooki Cleavage
    vandinz
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    Come on America what the fuck is up with you? Not one person has twatted her yet? Seriously? Sort it please.

  29. Corey Feldman Trenchcoat Sunglasses Hat
    vandinz
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    Wears sunglasses indoors. Twat.

  30. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
    vandinz
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    Single handedly killed the music business, lives the life of luxory. Something is fucked up there.

  31. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
    BitchezPlz
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    I think you mean, “The Crap SHE missed”.

  32. Rachel Hunter
    rican
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    Fabio has really let himself go

  33. Willard Scott Al Roker
    bigalkie
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    Tony Sopranos says ” Smile and look happy. If you ever come near my Meadow again, very bad things will happen to you “.

  34. Matthew Broderick Mario Cantone
    Harry Balsaque
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    Wanna go for drive?

    Eh…No thanks

  35. Matthew Broderick Mario Cantone
    chichi
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    Mario Cantone has been friends and a co worker with SJP for years. Grow up small minded people!!

  36. Rachel Hunter
    anonym
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    holy shit what happened to her.
    she used to be hot.
    now she’s chubby, and has got a manface

  37. Derek Hough
    Colin
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    Invisible Ryan Seacrest?

  38. Corey Feldman Trenchcoat Sunglasses Hat
    Stuck on page 3.
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    Whoa…. is that Louise Glover on the left?

  39. The Royal Penis

    How long until Violet Beauregarde plumps up?

  40. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
    HailSatan
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    That car must smell bad.

  41. Jamie Kennedy
    Winnie
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    Even this guy bailed out on Love Hewitt. I think he’s got one of those engagement rings embedded in his skull.

  42. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
    Chet
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    Girl needs to eat a steak and build some muscle tone back in the gym.
    I volunteer to be her personal trainer.

  43. Jamie Kennedy
    Chet
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    Dude just oozes talent.
    Or perhaps it’s pus from his gonorrhea

  44. Ricky Gervais Wladimir Klitschko
    bigalkie
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    Dancing with the stars production meeting. Ricky Gervais says” I’ll do the bob”.

  45. Jamie Kennedy
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    Hey, this is the guy who played me!! Why so much hate y’all?!!

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