The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.13.12

January 13th, 2012 // 420 Comments

She’s alive! And the butt of a Tim Tebow penis joke because we’re 11. Stick around.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nicole Scherzinger on a horse, Matt Lauer thinking all black guys look like Kanye hence this defensive stance, Jessica Alba‘s unfortunate jeans selection and the first photo of Katy Perry post-divorce and possibly post-Tebow Teabagging. “As the Lord rests his blessing upon my touchdowns, so do I rest my balls upon your chin. Amen.”

Peace be with you,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Matt Lauer
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    Matt looks glib.

  2. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
    O'chunt
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    Dog expired a few seconds before this photo was taken, obviously.

  3. Amanda Harrington Cleavage
    MRF
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    From what I can tell a scousewife is tits?

  4. Matt Lauer
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    Michael Lohan talking about Lindsay: “And then I saw she had a coke straw in each hand, like this!”

  5. Jack Black Mario Lopez
    MRF
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    Suck it just like you know I like it.

  6. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
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    Dat Ass

  7. Willard Scott Al Roker
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Aging is a motherfucker.

  8. Jamie Kennedy
    Difficult Brown
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    He’s looking more and more like Andy Dick everyday!

  9. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Horseback
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    I would let her ride my face.

  10. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Horseback
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    Watch out for her new book, How to Give a Horse the Clap in One Easy Step.

  11. Amanda Harrington Cleavage
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    Her legs forgot to match the rest of her.

  12. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
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    They are staring at her cooch rash.

  13. Jack Black Mario Lopez
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ryan Seacrest said he hasn’t done anything that gay… in the past 8 hours.

  14. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    From Camel toe to camel.

  15. Rachel Hunter
    Difficult Brown
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    Stacy’s mom don’t got it going on anymore.

  16. Snooki Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Team Snooki boxing? This 15 minutes has stretched out way too far.

  17. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
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    She used to be the hottest chick alive…two babies later and she’s that gal at Wal-Mart whose ass looks like a bag of biscuit dough.

    • Felonious Monkey

      Keep dreaming, buddy. You wish chicks at Walmart looked like this, even with this unfortunate pairing of jeans and ass cheeks.

  18. Matthew Broderick Mario Cantone
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Men aren’t looking too bad now, huh Matt?

  19. Samuel L. Jackson Charicature
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    He’s wondering why he signed a drawing of Damon Wayons.

  20. Jessica Alba Butt Mom Jeans
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    Suddenly it would appear that Pippa’s ass is not so overrated.

  21. Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Horseback
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    That’s one lucky saddle horn.

  22. Willard Scott Al Roker
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    “sorry for that colored remark, Slappy.”

  23. Jamie Kennedy
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    Devil: “I’ll make you rich, famous, and wildly successful beyond all your dreams…and it will only cost you your hands”

    Jamie: “uh…whatta ya give me for ONE hand?”

    And that is how Jamie Kennedy ended up half famous. True story.

  24. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m certain that Rachel Hunter was hot at some point in our lifetime… Chin Music, I’m not so sure about.

  25. James Franco Trucker Hat Sunglasses
    Difficult Brown
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    Not everyone can ‘douche’ it up like James Franco.

  26. Jack Black Mario Lopez
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    Guy Rule #1 – no straws.

    Guy Rule #2 – there is no rule #2

  27. Corey Feldman Trenchcoat Sunglasses Hat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    3 dicks, no chicks.

  28. Willard Scott Al Roker
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    Al laughed off the “shoeshine boy” joke, knowing that Willard wouldn’t survive the winter.

  29. Matthew Broderick Mario Cantone
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    “Swing low, sweet hairy cock…”

  30. Dita Von Teese Butt Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Did they ever arrest the guy who beat her ass flat with a folding chair?

  31. Jack Black Mario Lopez
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    I’d take Jack Black over the Pitts, Saarsgards, Lautners, LaBeoufs or any of the other Hollywood prettyboys any day, even if he does look a little gay preened here.

  32. Amanda Harrington Cleavage
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    Is a normal persons tits two feet below their chin? something doesn’t look right here.

  33. Matt Lauer
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    “There. Finally flossed that Obama ass hair that’s been stuck in there for three years.”

  34. Snooki Cleavage
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    “Snooki announcing Team Snooki Boxing”

    did I just have a stroke? I recognize all of those words, but I can’t make any sense out of them.

  35. Miss Hawaii Lauren Cheape
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    Always nice to hear a farted version of God Bless America

  36. Duane Dog Chapman Beth Chapman
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    I think having a dash mounted microwave oven was probably a bad idea.

  37. Matthew Broderick Mario Cantone
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    Considering what he has to look at every morning when he opens his eyes, are you really going to judge?

  38. Matt Lauer
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    “…And then I grabbed old Peter Jennings by the nipples and said ‘Tune in Tokyo… Come in Calcutta… True story…’”

  39. Rachel Hunter
    Jon Hex
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    Stacy’s mom has really packed it on.

  40. Matt Lauer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Katie Couric titty twister move… it’s patented.

  41. Corey Feldman Trenchcoat Sunglasses Hat
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    I thought all the Corey’s were dead.

  42. James Franco Trucker Hat Sunglasses
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    It’s always fun when they show 3-D movies on planes.

  43. Jamie Kennedy
    catapostrophe
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    Classy. THAT is how a millionaire should look.

  44. Rachel Hunter
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    time is a motherfucker.

  45. Samuel L. Jackson Charicature
    Oz Matters
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    Why is he holding a picture of Duane Dibbley?

  46. Derek Hough
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    The least masculine of the Hough siblings.

  47. Jamie Kennedy
    Deacon Jones
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    Jaime,
    It’s OK. Jen moved on to other victims. You’re safe now, Jaime.

  48. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
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    I hate this man more every day

  49. Corey Feldman Trenchcoat Sunglasses Hat
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    Ah, the spoils of being the Corey that lived…

  50. Simon Cowell Man Boobs Yacht Sinetta Zeta Graff Bikini
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    Smells like Seacrest

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