She’s alive! And the butt of a Tim Tebow penis joke because we’re 11. Stick around.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nicole Scherzinger on a horse, Matt Lauer thinking all black guys look like Kanye hence this defensive stance, Jessica Alba‘s unfortunate jeans selection and the first photo of Katy Perry post-divorce and possibly post-Tebow Teabagging. “As the Lord rests his blessing upon my touchdowns, so do I rest my balls upon your chin. Amen.”
Peace be with you,
- The Superficial