The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.10.14

January 10th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, capping our first full week since the holiday breaks and what better way then to start off with Maria Menounos‘ butt? It’s like the Die Hard of celebrity asses. Sure, you’ve seen it a million times, and your wife fucking hates that you’re obsessed with it, but none of that will ever stop you from watching it. We’ve also got something called Chord Overstreet, which I’m completely convinced is just Macaulay Culkin‘s alter-ego when he’s overdosing on Ecstasy, Michael J. Fox who better pay closer attention to that autograph or it might look sloppy, and Ryan Sweeting beginning his Groundhog Day, just like he’ll do now forever.

Somewhere, a Jennifer Love Hewitt just got her wings,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Coco Slapping Her Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    jojo
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    what the unphotoshopped Kim K Selfie really looked like

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    Sobieski Duff
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    Hilary Duff is single. How can you miss that, Fish?

  3. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Purse
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    I like him. He’s not afraid to dress and act the way he wants. I usually like his outfits too but he needs help in the shoe department. lol.

  4. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
    twister's 1
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    ewww, such an ugly dud

  5. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    Ass don’t lie. She is not enjoying the hug.

  6. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
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    Was this painted on velvet when you got it from the photo agency?

  7. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra Panties See Through Dress The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
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    Yes Daisy, they are lowe and fantastic.

  8. Pam Grier Fat Weight Gain Winter TCA Tour
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    Kim Kardashian actually looks a little better without her make-up, in this photo.

  9. Kate Upton Bra See Through Shirt Scarf Knicks Game
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    SERIOUSLY!! When are we just going to call a spade a spade and admit she’s a chubby girl who obviously gets photoshopped now!?!?

  10. Kendall Jenner Legs Midriff Miniskirt E! Studios
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    I would totally bang the shit out of this young sweet thing and I don’t care who knows it! *Confirms that she’s 18 before clicking send* Like I said, “And I don’t care who knows it!!”

  11. Terry Crews Velvet Jacket Turtleneck W Magazine Celebration Of Best Performances Portfolio And The Golden Globes
    Pepito
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    Why is he wearing the curtains ?

  12. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra Split Parallel Bars
    Alexxx3488
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    If I had a nickel for each time an invisible penis brought me to orgasm….

  13. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Jade
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    Does his wife know he’s wearing her Uggs? Now if only he’d use her hairbrush.

  14. Amy Willerton Butt See Through Dress The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
    Ken
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    “Willerton” *ptooey*

  15. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Jentilly
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    Lol I don’t know what’s douchier, his hair or his uggs (aren’t they all the rage with teenage girls?)

  16. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    Tiggles
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    That’s not a script he’s holding, its a recipe for shrimp scampi.

  17. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    Dirty Travolta
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    I wanna do her laundry for free ..

  18. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
    son of Flubber
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    ‘Cabbage Patch – The Movie’

  19. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    yourmom
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    NO. You are NOT Jon Snow. Just, knock that shit off, fucking hillbilly.

  20. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
    curious
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    Aren’t you supposed to LOSE weight when you get a lap band installed?

  21. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
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    Are people in New York so self absorbed that they don’t realize that the rest of the country couldn’t give a shit about this so called issue?

    • Chris Christie is the governor of New Jersey, not New York. The lane closings were in New Jersey, not New York.

      The people of New York don’t care one way or the other.

  22. Sergio Pizzorno Beard Shitty Haircut The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
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    Kenny Loggins looks pretty good

  23. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    lawn
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    “Hey, what’s with the mutt on the end of the leash?”

    “That’s not a mutt, he’s purebred.”

    “SHUT UP, BILLY RAY, I WAS TALKING TO THE DOG!”

  24. Sergio Pizzorno Beard Shitty Haircut The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
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    nice hair, asshole

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    What a lovely woman.

  26. Kendall Jenner Legs Midriff Miniskirt E! Studios
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    She is sexy as fuck.

  27. Ice Cube Kevin Hart Serving Cheesteaks Promoting Ride Along Jims Steaks
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    The consummate entertainer, Kevin Hart can serve up a steaming steak hoagie _and_ do a bang-on Stevie Wonder impersonation.

  28. Pam Grier Fat Weight Gain Winter TCA Tour
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    In 1972 she starred in the film The Big Bird Cage… which is appropriate… seeing as right now that chick could never fit in a _small_ birdcage.

  29. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
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    Whassup dawg?

  30. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    Still traumatized by her encounter with Ratner, Olivia now seeks comfort and solace in any one’s arms.

  31. Tara Reid No Ass Baggy Pants
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    Wanna know the scary thing? Those aren’t boots… she’s wearing capris.

  32. Terry Crews Velvet Jacket Turtleneck W Magazine Celebration Of Best Performances Portfolio And The Golden Globes
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    “Yeah, yeah, you’re squishing my head… you Kids In The Hall guys can get annoying real fast”

  33. Kate Upton Bra See Through Shirt Scarf Knicks Game
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    Cover it up as much as you like… I still know you’re cross-eyed.

  34. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Airbrushed Hat Instagram
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    Cover it up as much as you like… I still know you’re cross-eyed.

  35. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Janelle
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    Well, the dog is beautiful. Maybe, next time, FishDude, you could photoshop the ugly bearded, hermit out of the pix, please.

  36. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
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    “No no you misunderstood my aide when he said I was “fisting” him, it was like this… hand to hand in this game we used to pla… wait… he’s _alive_?”

  37. Kaley Cuoco Nagging Husband Ryan Sweeting
    Stan
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    I think that they just don’t give a flying F###, anymore.

  38. Chord Overstreet Sweaty Forehead Weird Haircut Audi Celebrates Golden Globes Weekend
    Phoenix
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    Forehead fist print.

  39. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Purse
    Phoenix
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    Ha! He’s gay!

  40. Coco Slapping Her Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    The slap that was heard around the world

  41. Thomas Jane Full Beard Long Greasy Hair Milius Special Screening
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    Always keep your dildos in the bedside table, Thomas…

  42. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    Vlad
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    Okay, let’s see what the script says…
    [Interior Hallway: Next to "Not An Exit" sign]
    Slowly the man approached the woman with black hair, uneven butt cheeks and a yellow dress. She embraces him in a long hug pressing her breasts into his bent arm. The man returns the hug as he consults the script to see what the scene requires.
    [End Scene]

    Cut, that’s a wrap, onto the next scene.

  43. Cheryl Hines Butt Tight Jeans Extra
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    Awwww… two sets of dimples!

  44. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
    Vlad
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    Okay, who turned off the Haleybot?

  45. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
    Vlad
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    I accept Haley’s challenge to a staring contest

  46. John McEnroe Strange Looking Son Knicks Game
    fred
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    Huh. I didn’t know his son played Cru in the Despicable Me movies.

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    Dat ass is the perfect thing to see just as I get home from work. Thank you, Photo Boy.

  48. Flavor Flav Mugshot Speeding And Marijuana Possession On Way To Mothers Funeral
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    A face of pure happines and joy joy joy. Ahh I’m smoking some good shit today.

  49. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
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    He’s going to go home and cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow.

  50. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    Listened to an interview she did on Howard Stern recently. By far the best hour of radio I’ve heard in recent memory.

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