The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.10.14

January 10th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, capping our first full week since the holiday breaks and what better way then to start off with Maria Menounos‘ butt? It’s like the Die Hard of celebrity asses. Sure, you’ve seen it a million times, and your wife fucking hates that you’re obsessed with it, but none of that will ever stop you from watching it. We’ve also got something called Chord Overstreet, which I’m completely convinced is just Macaulay Culkin‘s alter-ego when he’s overdosing on Ecstasy, Michael J. Fox who better pay closer attention to that autograph or it might look sloppy, and Ryan Sweeting beginning his Groundhog Day, just like he’ll do now forever.

Somewhere, a Jennifer Love Hewitt just got her wings,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    anonymous
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    Poor guy couldn’t avoid her. That was not an exit.

  2. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
    Juch
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    “That’s it, we’re done here. I will only answers questions about bridges if they are built of chocolate and cross over a river of nougat. Mmmm, nougat!”

  3. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Airbrushed Hat Instagram
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    It’s cool she’s achieved the realization that her entire worth as a human being is as transport for a set of big, fake tits. Well done.

  4. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
    meh
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    If that skirt were any shorter, you could see his balls.

  5. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Joe
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    How better to top off the “I’m a badass” look than a pair of Uggs?

  6. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
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    I take back my comment from yesterday…she makes RG3 look tiny.

  7. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    rican
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    Trying too hard to look like the white Kanye.

  8. Matt LeBlanc Licking Lips Extra
    meh
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    Looks like the old version of Haley Jole Osment.

  9. John McEnroe Strange Looking Son Knicks Game
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    I can’t tell if it’s his son’s chin or his Adam’s Apple?

  10. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
    catapostrophe
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    “I pee red, people.”

  11. Chord Overstreet Sweaty Forehead Weird Haircut Audi Celebrates Golden Globes Weekend
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    Chode.

  12. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
    rican
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    “Hey Michael! Stand still!”

  13. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Purse
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    Do you ever get the feeling that the souls for Chaz Bono and Earvin got switched at birth?

  14. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
    rican
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    Stretch Armstrong, tanned and in drag.

  15. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
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    Let’s be honest. Couldn’t you really just write your own Micheal J. Fox autograph?

  16. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra Panties See Through Dress The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
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    There’s no way there are nude pics of her out there. She doesn’t look the type….

  17. Crystal Hefner Nipples Ripped Abs Sports Bra Instagram
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    Don’t know why she needs to be so toned as to have a six-pack…Hugh can’t put up that much of a fight.

  18. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
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    He has an American flag lapel pin so he must be telling the truth.

  19. Flavor Flav Mugshot Speeding And Marijuana Possession On Way To Mothers Funeral
    catapostrophe
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    He got a rip in his couch, most likely.

  20. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
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    Titanium house.

  21. John McEnroe Strange Looking Son Knicks Game
    meh
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    If you are over 25, it’s time to retire the skinny fit pants.

  22. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Cuddles
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    Ha! That’s either a bald spot or his grey roots are showing. Either way, it makes me smile.

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra Split Parallel Bars
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    “O the pain… my penis-hiding tape is pulled sooo tight”

  24. Coco Slapping Her Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    I think the green screen said ‘enough of this shit’ and walked off.

  25. Katie Holmes Courtside Knicks Game
    meh
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    The girl on the right might not be a looker but she isn’t the one who touch Tom Cruise’s alien penis.

  26. Thomas Jane Full Beard Long Greasy Hair Milius Special Screening
    Cuddles
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    You can’t fool me with that Jesus beard, I STILL HATE YOU FOR THE PUNISHER MOVIE!

  27. Sergio Pizzorno Beard Shitty Haircut The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
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    I Google image searched him. My ladyparts are now thoroughly confused.

  28. Pam Grier Fat Weight Gain Winter TCA Tour
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  29. Sergio Pizzorno Beard Shitty Haircut The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
    catapostrophe
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    We’re gonna have dinner delivered tonight. Pizzorno?

  30. Katie Holmes Courtside Knicks Game
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    We all react to farts in different ways…I think Katie did it on purpose.

  31. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
    Flatliner
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    What’s the over/under on what she’s packing under that skirt?

  32. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
    coljack
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    “Serena, any truth to the rumors that you’re using steroids?”

    “Naaaaaaaaayaaaaaahhhah!”

  33. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
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    Not sure whether the sad look in the dog’s eyes is a cry for help or it begging for someone to kill him, but it sure is not happiness.

  34. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    “I’ve got the shrimp and cocktail sauce in my dressing room, meet me there in 5 mins”

  35. Terry Crews Velvet Jacket Turtleneck W Magazine Celebration Of Best Performances Portfolio And The Golden Globes
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    He could probably flick you with his pinky and put you in the hospital.

  36. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Purse
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    How has not been in a Tyler Perry movie yet?

  37. Kaley Cuoco Nagging Husband Ryan Sweeting
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    This man and Billy Ray’s dog have shockingly similar facial expressions, although Ryan looks like he might still have the will to try to get away rather than just run out in front of the next bus.

  38. John McEnroe Strange Looking Son Knicks Game
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    So sad when these ugly rich guys marry hot chicks and then have kids just as ugly as they are. Beware gold diggers!

  39. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
    stinkfinger
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    Surprisingly, his glasses seem to have a hard time staying on.

  40. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
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    Watching the political aspirations of this fat bully and thug go down the toilet is certainly sweet.

  41. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Primitivefix06
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    Anyone know what kind of dog that is? It’s beautiful.

  42. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    “…mmmm, you smell like shrimp”

  43. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Purse
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    His dad sells shitty, generic, terrible cardboard tasting food to young school children so this asshole can carry around $10,000 handbags and fly on private jets.

  44. Sergio Pizzorno Beard Shitty Haircut The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
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    He is taking the wolf thing a little too seriously.

  45. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Bra Panties See Through Dress The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
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    Thought it was Shannon Doherty for a minute.

  46. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
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    He needs to stop eating whatever it is that he’s allergic to

  47. Thomas Jane Full Beard Long Greasy Hair Milius Special Screening
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    “Yes, I used to suck dick for food, how can you tell?”

  48. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra Split Parallel Bars
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    out of everything going on in this photo, the yellow nail polish offends me most.

  49. Tara Reid No Ass Baggy Pants
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    those pants would be skin tight on someone with an ass. At least I hope they’re not skin tight on her now…

  50. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
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    Photographer: “Hey Billy Ray, a douche says what?”
    Billy Ray Cyrus: “What?”

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