The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.10.14

January 10th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, capping our first full week since the holiday breaks and what better way then to start off with Maria Menounos‘ butt? It’s like the Die Hard of celebrity asses. Sure, you’ve seen it a million times, and your wife fucking hates that you’re obsessed with it, but none of that will ever stop you from watching it. We’ve also got something called Chord Overstreet, which I’m completely convinced is just Macaulay Culkin‘s alter-ego when he’s overdosing on Ecstasy, Michael J. Fox who better pay closer attention to that autograph or it might look sloppy, and Ryan Sweeting beginning his Groundhog Day, just like he’ll do now forever.

Somewhere, a Jennifer Love Hewitt just got her wings,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kendall Jenner Legs Midriff Miniskirt E! Studios
    Ross
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    “I am so excited about my sex tape! mom said it would be better than Kims! bible!”

  2. Flavor Flav Mugshot Speeding And Marijuana Possession On Way To Mothers Funeral
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    Best hype man in the biz…

  3. Crystal Hefner Nipples Ripped Abs Sports Bra Instagram
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    Jerking off 90-year olds takes a lot of muscle power.

  4. Crystal Hefner Nipples Ripped Abs Sports Bra Instagram
    Swearin
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    She better not get too buff, she might break the old guy

  5. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’ve seen a hundred pictures of her on this site, and I still have no idea what her face looks like.

  6. Tara Reid No Ass Baggy Pants
    Cock Dr
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    When she’s covered up and it’s early enough in the day that she hasn’t yet stuck her head deep in the booze trough she looks ok.

  7. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    Someone get that ass a bra!

  8. Pam Grier Fat Weight Gain Winter TCA Tour
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    Looks like Coffy ate the whole cake.

  9. John McEnroe Strange Looking Son Knicks Game
    JimBB
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    I wonder which one of this group is the ugly friend.

  10. Crystal Hefner Nipples Ripped Abs Sports Bra Instagram
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    She must really want A-Rod to renew his Playboy subscription badly.

  11. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    So that means it’s an entrance? Excellent.

  12. Katie Holmes Courtside Knicks Game
    JimBB
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    I wonder which one of this group is the ugly friend.

  13. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
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    Still the most constipated looking person I’ve ever seen.

  14. Thomas Jane Full Beard Long Greasy Hair Milius Special Screening
    chrisbreezyboxingacademy
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    “Hey Tom, Brad Pitt is on the phone, says he needs to talk to you about something”

  15. Kate Upton Bra See Through Shirt Scarf Knicks Game
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    Great tits. Bad FUPA.

  16. Sergio Pizzorno Beard Shitty Haircut The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
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    yep, that’s pretty much what I’d expect somebody named Sergio Pizzorno to look like.

  17. Ice Cube Kevin Hart Serving Cheesteaks Promoting Ride Along Jims Steaks
    Joe Blow
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    Guy in the back: “Which one of you motherfuckers just cropdusted me?”

  18. Crystal Hefner Nipples Ripped Abs Sports Bra Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Who knew that humping a rich old man for years could give a women such awesome abs?

  19. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Joe Blow
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    Why isn’t he in Kentucky, impregnating his blood relatives?

  20. Chord Overstreet Sweaty Forehead Weird Haircut Audi Celebrates Golden Globes Weekend
    Joe Blow
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    Home Alone: The Next Generation

  21. Cheryl Hines Butt Tight Jeans Extra
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    My enthusiasm for her ass has been curbed.

  22. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    I’ve lost over 100 pounds in the last 11 months, and my ass is still more toned than that.

    Someone needs to call the Squat Police.

  23. Coco Slapping Her Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    Classy

  24. Coco Slapping Her Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Coco’s put out some unflattering selfies over the years and this is one of them.

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    Looking at the thumbnail I thought she was Phoebe Price…which seems like something she probably wants to get a doctor to keep an eye on.

  26. Kendall Jenner Legs Midriff Miniskirt E! Studios
    JimBB
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    I brought my own mic pack!

  27. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Purse
    Joe Blow
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    Oprah’s having a stroke!

  28. Ice Cube Kevin Hart Serving Cheesteaks Promoting Ride Along Jims Steaks
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    This looks like the worst Friday movie yet.

  29. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
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    Can we just get the Teddy Kennedy biopic over with, already?

  30. Terry Crews Velvet Jacket Turtleneck W Magazine Celebration Of Best Performances Portfolio And The Golden Globes
    hollygolightly1105
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    “So wait, it’s this small?”
    “No, I’d say it’s bigger than that. But not much”

  31. Coco Slapping Her Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    Joe Blow
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    Nas-T.

  32. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
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    Garrison Keillor made the Superficial?

  33. Thomas Jane Full Beard Long Greasy Hair Milius Special Screening
    JimBB
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    I wonder if he ever gets tired of people asking him to sing “Achey Breaky Heart”?

  34. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    Aw Olivia, why the long ass?

  35. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
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    Looks like things were a little shaky there for a second.

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra Split Parallel Bars
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    Who’d have thought Kim Mitchell would start rocking the spandex again?

  37. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
    Smapdi
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    How nice, they are double dating with Lindsay Lohan and Joey Fatone.

  38. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
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    “Yes, I WAS planning on running for President in 2016, however things change.”

  39. Chord Overstreet Sweaty Forehead Weird Haircut Audi Celebrates Golden Globes Weekend
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    No.

  40. Crystal Hefner Nipples Ripped Abs Sports Bra Instagram
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    LEAVE….EARVIN…ALONE!!!!!

  41. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    So *that’s* what her face looks like.

  42. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
    JimBB
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    “So, Haley, what’s your next project? Uh…..Haley? Hello?”

  43. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
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    I think I saw this in Playgirl, April 1987.

  44. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    YadaYada
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    Can we just call this daily posting “The Menounos Ass Shots We Missed”? And have it consist solely of Menounos ass shots? I don’t ask for much.

  45. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    That can’t be Aaron Sorkin. The face isn’t red as a beet.

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Smapdi
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    Looks like they have the same barber.

  47. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra Split Parallel Bars
    Juch
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    News headline: “Invisible Man Stalks Miami Playgrounds”.

  48. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    anonymous
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    They make UGG classics for men? LOL

  49. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Airbrushed Hat Instagram
    Frank Burns
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    Duck Cleavagey

  50. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
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    “Michael, is it true that you’re suing Amazon over 1-Click?”

    “Yes, I’ve lost thousands because of it!”

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