The Crap We Missed – Friday 1.10.14

January 10th, 2014 // 384 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, capping our first full week since the holiday breaks and what better way then to start off with Maria Menounos‘ butt? It’s like the Die Hard of celebrity asses. Sure, you’ve seen it a million times, and your wife fucking hates that you’re obsessed with it, but none of that will ever stop you from watching it. We’ve also got something called Chord Overstreet, which I’m completely convinced is just Macaulay Culkin‘s alter-ego when he’s overdosing on Ecstasy, Michael J. Fox who better pay closer attention to that autograph or it might look sloppy, and Ryan Sweeting beginning his Groundhog Day, just like he’ll do now forever.

Somewhere, a Jennifer Love Hewitt just got her wings,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
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    Hey Billy…Grumpy cat called……

  2. Haley Joel Osment Double Chin Moon Face Stubble Winter TCA Tour
    Hey Now
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    I eat dead people.

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    Robb7
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    Always lead with your ass…

  4. Pam Grier Fat Weight Gain Winter TCA Tour
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    Boxy Brown.

  5. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    JimBB
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    This is the most embarrassing and undignified moment in this dog’s life–and just yesterday it drank from the toilet, ate its own poop, and tried to bite a mirror after seeing its own reflection.

  6. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    malaka
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    someday, i’m gonna get enough courage to ask
    maria menounos to marry emily ratajkowski.

    and the world will attain perfect oneness.

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    that’s it, lassie, show’em your larbard side

  8. Katie Holmes Courtside Knicks Game
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    Where will you be when the acid kicks in? -Girl on right.

  9. Ice Cube Kevin Hart Serving Cheesteaks Promoting Ride Along Jims Steaks
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The guy WITHOUT sunglasses on indoors realizes these 2 idiots are just putting dirty napkins in the bread.

  10. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    JimBB
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    You fool! Just tell her you can get her an acting job and you can get a lot more than a hug.

  11. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    brick
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    Hey camera dudes! Please stop paying attention to this ass clown! You’re only encouraging him!

  12. Kaley Cuoco Nagging Husband Ryan Sweeting
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    “We’re still married…right honey? We’re still married…right honey? We’re still married…right honey? We’re still married…right honey?
    We’re still married…right honey?…”

  13. Pam Grier Fat Weight Gain Winter TCA Tour
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    he looks like a nice man

  14. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This pic of Shia LaDouche has me more convinced than ever that time machines exist.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    cc
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    Did you know she puts her used thongs on eBay? The minimum bid is out of my pay grade though.

  16. Kaley Cuoco Nagging Husband Ryan Sweeting
    robb7
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    This guy is 3 days from either killing her or himself.

  17. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra Split Parallel Bars
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    the irony is that bitches this self absorbed are frigid

  18. Chord Overstreet Sweaty Forehead Weird Haircut Audi Celebrates Golden Globes Weekend
    JimBB
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    “What should we name our lovely new child, honey?”

    “I was thinking ‘Chord’ because I like guitars.”

    “Great idea! We’re definitely going to be great parents!”

  19. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    “Maria Menounos’ ass is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Benjamin Fucking Franklin.

  20. Chord Overstreet Sweaty Forehead Weird Haircut Audi Celebrates Golden Globes Weekend
    Pickle Nose
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    Good for him. With a name like Chord Overstreet, he was predestined to be a douche bag, so why not embrace it to the fullest extent.

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
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    That dog’s face screams: I’ve seen some shit…

  22. Tara Reid No Ass Baggy Pants
    Pickle Nose
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    Looks astonishingly normal.

  23. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
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    Aren’t retarded peoples’ helper dogs supposed to wear those yellow vests?

  24. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Do they test for steroids in pro tennis?

  25. Terry Crews Velvet Jacket Turtleneck W Magazine Celebration Of Best Performances Portfolio And The Golden Globes
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    “HAHA Jokes on him. I crushed his head from a distance.. Oh.. wait…

  26. Terry Crews Velvet Jacket Turtleneck W Magazine Celebration Of Best Performances Portfolio And The Golden Globes
    JimBB
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    Only President Camacho could pull off a jacket like that.

  27. Earvin Johnson III Cheetah Slippers Purse
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Oh, it’s Earvin Johnson. For a minute I thought one of the Kardashians shaved her head.

  28. Kaley Cuoco Nagging Husband Ryan Sweeting
    JimBB
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    Poor thing tried reading a book with no pictures in it.

  29. Kaley Cuoco Nagging Husband Ryan Sweeting
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    WTF did we do last night?
    I can’t remember a thing…
    I called Pete this morning and he said it’s 2014 already and something about Congratulations…

  30. Coco Slapping Her Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    Kim Kardashian
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    Now that’s just too much.

  31. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Airbrushed Hat Instagram
    Pickle Nose
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    She’s all ass and side-boob. I have to say her daily cry for attention on instagram is wearing me down.

    • Pickle Nose

      PS – I don’t have a problem with the ass and side-boob.

    • What’s your problem with ass and side-boob? That’s literally all I ask for out of a woman.

      • Pickle Nose

        Agreed. No problem at all. She is vapid and I am preconditioned to hate her, but her continuous ass and side-boob have worn me down and now all I want to do is motorboat her.

      • Pickle Nose

        Agreed. No problem at all. She is vapid and I am preconditioned to hate her, but her continuous ass and side-boob have worn me down and now all I want to do is motorboat her.

  32. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
    JimBB
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    Wife looks thrilled. I married Marty McFly and got Stephen Hawking instead.

  33. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Swearin
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    Given the success of Duck Dynasty, HBO has decided to take a Jon Snow & Ghost-centric 4th season in a new direction to appeal to a wider demographic

  34. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
    JimBB
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    The next one of you motherfuckers who calls me corrupt is going to end up FLOATING IN THE FUCKING EAST RIVER! UNDERSTOOD?

  35. Terry Crews Velvet Jacket Turtleneck W Magazine Celebration Of Best Performances Portfolio And The Golden Globes
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    ‘Yeah, so I was digging through my closet and said to myself ‘Dayyum, that be 35 dollars worth of sky blue corduroy sport jacket, somebody better be wearin’ that!”

    • Johnny Barbells

      …a right-wing conservative who also thinks racist accents are funny …i’m shocked.

      • It’s from ‘Everybody hates Chris’, a show produced, written, directed and starring almost exclusively African Americans. Including Terry Crews. Dumbfuck. Now go tell Chris Rock he’s a racist.

  36. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
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    Very nice

  37. Katie Holmes Courtside Knicks Game
    Hugh G. Rection
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    To be honest, I’d rather join sea org than endure a Knick game these days.

  38. Aaron Sorkin Hugging Olivia Munn Butt Tight Minidress Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards International CES
    Swearin
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    “Okay, okay, you don’t have to do this politically-charged monologue I just wrote 5 minutes ago…”

  39. Flavor Flav Mugshot Speeding And Marijuana Possession On Way To Mothers Funeral
    JimBB
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    Well, at least he respect his mother enough not to bring crack.

  40. Chris Christie Apology Press Conference
    Pickle Nose
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    He’s trying to be remorseful, but all he can think about is strombolli.

  41. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
    Swearin
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    Photographers shouldn’t try to distract him when he’s signing autographs, he probably needs to concentrate

  42. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra Split Parallel Bars
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    Stop moaning, it’s not in yet.

  43. Billy Ray Cyrus Large White Wolf Dog
    Cock Dr
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    This is Billy’s homage 2 Farrah Fawcett.
    Will not speculate RE: dog
    Will not speculate RE: dog
    Will not speculate RE: dog

  44. Matt LeBlanc Licking Lips Extra
    JimBB
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    Not pictured: Some top-shelf Maria Menounos backside.

  45. Matt LeBlanc Licking Lips Extra
    Pickle Nose
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    Can’t stop thinking about strombolli.

  46. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Airbrushed Hat Instagram
    s
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    If you read the hat, you’re doing it wrong

  47. Pam Grier Fat Weight Gain Winter TCA Tour
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    Roseanne isn’t looking too shabby these days.

  48. Serena Williams Muscular Body Miniskirt Tank Top Myer Appearance Melbourne
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    Doping control in tennis is a damned joke. Read up on Operacion Puerto. Dr. Puentes worked with footballers, tennis players, cyclists, etc.

  49. Michael J Fox Wife Tracy Pollan Knicks Game
    AlwaysPissedOff
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    She’s really aging well…

  50. Sergio Pizzorno Beard Shitty Haircut The Wolf Of Wall Street UK Premiere
    JimBB
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    Is this a Ben Stiller character or a real person?

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