Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm penis dream!” (Full Disclaimer: Photo may or may not actually include penis.) At any rate, today we’ve got Khloe Kardashian actually looking better than Britney Spears and Demi Lovato at The X Factor Finalists Party and you know what? I’m going to stop right there. Between that and trying to decipher what exactly is going on in this picture, I’m tossing in the towel on reality.
So wait, Russell Simmons is just passing these out now? Neat,
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Caller to him: “Hey, can you describe sex with your wife to me?”
Caller to her: “What the fuck were you all thinking with that Charlie’s Angels thing?”
I never realized Billy Flynn was supposed to be a mullet-headed redneck one-hit-wonder with a trampy daughter
They all look kinda Nellie…
Say what you will about Photoshop, but you have to have decent raw material to work with.
Which professional make-up, lightning and angles give you.
lighting*
But Lightning might help too, if you ask it nicely.
[in trademark drunken raspy drawl]
“here’s a good wuun for ya: why did Chelsea turn out ugly? ‘Cause Janet Reno’s the father! Heh-heheheh ahhhh love that wuuun”
Hasn’t he run out of hooker money yet?
He weaving? Looks like he’s standing still to me.
What IS the deal with the shaved eyebrows on these “glamorous” women? So gross!
Yes.
Jon Belushi needs a new character.
When they asked you to perform “unplugged” they didn’t mean for you to start taking your hair plugs out.
Tell me I’m not the only one who sees a John Hamm pic, and immediately looks at his pants?!?!?
Nice Ass!!!!
Hey, it’s the sign language lady….
And this girl sells weight loss products?!?
Mail order pussy
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS. IT’S PROVOCATIVE.
It gets the people going.
she looks tasty.
I’ve always imagined her with a stinky snatch, but I’d eat it, seeing her dressed like this.
See you guys! Courtney Stodden can totally score work!
If her ass had any more mysterious craters and bumps NASA are going to send a robot to land on it.
I’m guessing he’s a drug dealer now. There’s no way he’s still affording hookers off his Lost Boys salary…
Does she have any idea where she’s at??
I love her contribution to helping teens etc etc.. but i really don’t think I got anything to say about this look.
Sally Struthers looks awesome!
Stopping by the movie theatre before prom…
parece una PAYASA
“Excuse me, do you happen to have my Relevancy? No? Well, maybe my Notoriety is somewhere nearby.?!?!”
One Hour after the Lithum party.
What is that Coke can doing floating in front of that pink and blue background.
Lady looks like a dude.
Kind of reminds me of Boy George…
Is he doing an American History X sequel?
The 50 Foot Woman is looking pretty decent here. Tell her to move her stiletto to the right, Chris Brown is near.
Labia minora goose!
“Do you know who I am?”
“Do YOU know who I AM?
From In Living Color to Pimping in Style!
Back to red or no cookie for you!
Nah, false alarm guys. His penis is just ticklin’ his toes again.
So, in LA you can window shop for Mexicans?
And that’s what the bloody yanks call, “the shocker”
kim’s like a doorknob…..everyone gets a turn
As much as I hate to admit it, sometimes I find Khloe very sexy. There. It’s out. I’ve said it!
What’s with the creepy smile?
“A-hyuk! Well garsh, Mickey…”
The two men look worthy and adequate. Like them!
Rachael Taylor reminds me of young Nicole Kidman, when she was a lovely cutie.
He deserves all the love for his great contribution as Agent Smith!
she looks creepy