The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition

November 6th, 2012 // 583 Comments

Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm penis dream!” (Full Disclaimer: Photo may or may not actually include penis.) At any rate, today we’ve got Khloe Kardashian actually looking better than Britney Spears and Demi Lovato at The X Factor Finalists Party and you know what? I’m going to stop right there. Between that and trying to decipher what exactly is going on in this picture, I’m tossing in the towel on reality.

So wait, Russell Simmons is just passing these out now? Neat,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
    Swearin
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    Caller to him: “Hey, can you describe sex with your wife to me?”
    Caller to her: “What the fuck were you all thinking with that Charlie’s Angels thing?”

  2. Billy Ray Cyrus Mullet Chicago Broadway Debut
    Swearin
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    I never realized Billy Flynn was supposed to be a mullet-headed redneck one-hit-wonder with a trampy daughter

  3. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
    wagamama
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    They all look kinda Nellie…

  4. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
    tlmck
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    Say what you will about Photoshop, but you have to have decent raw material to work with.

  5. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
    slick wilhelm
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    [in trademark drunken raspy drawl]
    “here’s a good wuun for ya: why did Chelsea turn out ugly? ‘Cause Janet Reno’s the father! Heh-heheheh ahhhh love that wuuun”

  6. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Hasn’t he run out of hooker money yet?

  7. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas Premiere Berlin
    tlmck
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    He weaving? Looks like he’s standing still to me.

  8. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    What IS the deal with the shaved eyebrows on these “glamorous” women? So gross!

  9. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts DWTS After Party
    amir
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    Yes.

  10. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    Joaquin ingles
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    Jon Belushi needs a new character.

  11. Billy Ray Cyrus Mullet Chicago Broadway Debut
    Natty Ice
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    When they asked you to perform “unplugged” they didn’t mean for you to start taking your hair plugs out.

  12. Jon Hamm
    Charlie Hodge
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    Tell me I’m not the only one who sees a John Hamm pic, and immediately looks at his pants?!?!?

  13. Tommy Davidson
    Ronaldo
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    Nice Ass!!!!

  14. Joshua Jackson Karina LeBlanc Fringe Set
    ZZZ
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    Hey, it’s the sign language lady….

  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    Slick
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    And this girl sells weight loss products?!?

  16. Tommy Davidson
    Mike Walker
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    Mail order pussy

  17. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Electric Slide Set
    CANTSTOPSTARING
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    NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS. IT’S PROVOCATIVE.

  18. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
    anonym
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    she looks tasty.
    I’ve always imagined her with a stinky snatch, but I’d eat it, seeing her dressed like this.

  19. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
    Natty Ice
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    See you guys! Courtney Stodden can totally score work!

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    Pine Table Fever
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    If her ass had any more mysterious craters and bumps NASA are going to send a robot to land on it.

  21. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
    yourmom
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    I’m guessing he’s a drug dealer now. There’s no way he’s still affording hookers off his Lost Boys salary…

  22. Mischa Barton Fascinator Melbourne Cup
    yourmom
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    Does she have any idea where she’s at??

  23. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    Misana
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    I love her contribution to helping teens etc etc.. but i really don’t think I got anything to say about this look.

  24. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
    LockNLoad
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    Sally Struthers looks awesome!

  25. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
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    Stopping by the movie theatre before prom…

  26. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
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    parece una PAYASA

  27. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
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    “Excuse me, do you happen to have my Relevancy? No? Well, maybe my Notoriety is somewhere nearby.?!?!”

  28. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
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    One Hour after the Lithum party.

  29. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Electric Slide Set
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    What is that Coke can doing floating in front of that pink and blue background.

  30. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
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    Lady looks like a dude.

  31. Sam Worthington Booking Photo Disorderly Conduct Shaved Head Goatee
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    Is he doing an American History X sequel?

  32. Khloe Kardashian Legs Tight Minidress X Factor Finalists Party
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    The 50 Foot Woman is looking pretty decent here. Tell her to move her stiletto to the right, Chris Brown is near.

  33. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
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    Labia minora goose!

  34. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
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    “Do you know who I am?”
    “Do YOU know who I AM?

  35. Tommy Davidson
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    From In Living Color to Pimping in Style!

  36. Emma Stone Frizzy Hair
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    Back to red or no cookie for you!

  37. Jon Hamm
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    Nah, false alarm guys. His penis is just ticklin’ his toes again.

  38. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
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    So, in LA you can window shop for Mexicans?

  39. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    stucco
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    And that’s what the bloody yanks call, “the shocker”

  40. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    Mercedes
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    kim’s like a doorknob…..everyone gets a turn

  41. Khloe Kardashian Legs Tight Minidress X Factor Finalists Party
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    As much as I hate to admit it, sometimes I find Khloe very sexy. There. It’s out. I’ve said it!

  42. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    Amy
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    What’s with the creepy smile?

  43. Billy Ray Cyrus Mullet Chicago Broadway Debut
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    “A-hyuk! Well garsh, Mickey…”

  44. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
    Allion
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    The two men look worthy and adequate. Like them!

  45. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
    Allion
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    Rachael Taylor reminds me of young Nicole Kidman, when she was a lovely cutie.

  46. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas Premiere Berlin
    Allion
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    He deserves all the love for his great contribution as Agent Smith!

  47. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    kinga
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    she looks creepy

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