The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition

November 6th, 2012 // 583 Comments

Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm penis dream!” (Full Disclaimer: Photo may or may not actually include penis.) At any rate, today we’ve got Khloe Kardashian actually looking better than Britney Spears and Demi Lovato at The X Factor Finalists Party and you know what? I’m going to stop right there. Between that and trying to decipher what exactly is going on in this picture, I’m tossing in the towel on reality.

So wait, Russell Simmons is just passing these out now? Neat,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
    Deacon Jones
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    I was debating today whether or not to go to the gym tonight.

    But I think I’m definitely going now.

  2. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    SETI
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    “I set the Sybian to high, my dear”

  3. Khloe Kardashian Legs Tight Minidress X Factor Finalists Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “Excuse me! Excuse me!! Are you the fat one, or the not so fat one?! What’s that? The pretty one?!?! Hmmmm… I must have the wrong press conference. Sorry!”

  4. Tommy Davidson
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    Cream Corn is doing well for himself.

  5. Joanna Krupa Sports Bra Yoga Shorts Romain Zago Work Out
    Commented on this photo:

    No wonder she’s horny. You’re doing it wrong.

  6. Mischa Barton Fascinator Melbourne Cup
    Commented on this photo:

    Just realized that she left her coke spoon in her other purse.

  7. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    Deacon Jones
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    Inside she’s crying,
    but outside….well, outside she’s a fucking mess.

  8. Billy Ray Cyrus Mullet Chicago Broadway Debut
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    They added “Achy Breaky Heart” to Chicago? Why fuck with a classic?

  9. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    Just A Random
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is it… did it land on my head? OMG I’m terrified of birds. Kill it, kill it!!”

  10. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
    Someone Else
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    Hard to believe that the hobo from Scrooged became president, nailed a fatty and then was called to save someone else’s presidential campaign.

  11. Emma Stone Frizzy Hair
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    The “I just got fucked in the car on the way over here” looks good on her.

    • The “I just got fucked in the car on the way over here” look looks good on her.

      • Deacon Jones

        One more time!

      • 1NDUN

        Are you mocking yourself?

      • No. I missed a word in the first one and tried to correct it. This site needs to allow us to edit our posts.

      • Deacon Jones

        I agree with that.
        I agree with that.

      • 1NDUN

        I’ve tried to correct mine after hitting “submit” and been scolded by a screen telling me I’m posting too fast. I guess we should accept not getting a second chance since we are mostly cracking jokes about people that were caught off guard. Sometimes we realize the error in time and other times we leave a foot dangling in the water for too long and the piranha get it.
        Also, Willem just saw the sailboat on her jacket.

      • Would it kill us to give our posts a once-over before we hit the Submit button? (That goes for you, too, Fish.)

      • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

        Sometimes the errors are funny though. Not as funny as watching posts on Facebook from people’s mobile devices but still funny.

        I say leave them.

  12. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas Premiere Berlin
    Chris
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    Love him!

  13. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    Someone Else
    Commented on this photo:

    They call it the shocker. Harry says American girls love it.

  14. Khloe Kardashian Legs Tight Minidress X Factor Finalists Party
    Inner Retard
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    The cast of the new Star Wars movie is shaping up nicely. Ice queen for Leia, geriatric for Han Solo and now we have our wookiee!

  15. Katrina Bowden Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Very pretty, but comes across as boring as fuck.

    • Michael

      I don’t know. I read she knows kickboxing, so go in with a stiff upper lip if you want to front in front of her.

  16. Tommy Davidson
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Iliana Fischer?

  17. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, his nose has exploded in size and color = boozing hardcore.

    “You can always spot an old drunk by his nose” someone I forget used to tell me.

  18. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
    Tidbit
    Commented on this photo:

    She only lets the landscaper dry hump her reflection.

  19. Joanna Krupa Sports Bra Yoga Shorts Romain Zago Work Out
    Chris
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    Desperate for attention

  20. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts DWTS After Party
    Deacon Jones
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    I was obsessed with her in the Olympics, and I am still digging those strong thighs now!

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone carrying 80 pounds of mashed potatoes in black, plastic shopping bag.

  22. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts DWTS After Party
    Tiger
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    Topo Gigio dirties up nice.

  23. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    telesputnik
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    i find her adorable

  24. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    The fact that he can still pull a piece of ass like that, shows that his childhood was fucked up and the universe is compensating for it.

  25. Tommy Davidson
    1NDUN
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    “Ain’t no more salisbury steak!”

  26. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts DWTS After Party
    joe
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    Looks like her taco is popping.

  27. Mischa Barton Fascinator Melbourne Cup
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    Can somebody take that hat off her head and stab her in the throat with it?

  28. Tommy Davidson
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    “What can I say? Ice T cornered the market on white booties.”

  29. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
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    Kevin Hart looks like he’s trying to figure out how he got sent back in time to 1999.

  30. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
    SETI
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    “Whats your favorite scary movie”

  31. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
    Commented on this photo:

    If that is T.I.’s wife, she looks more like his mother.

  32. Jon Hamm
    bernard
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    where did my pockets go??

  33. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
    Diggy
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    What’s to decipher? Clearly, the head of Nelly’s junk is a worn looking black lady that T.I. is familiar with. Probably because his “looks just like that.” Kevin Hart is reacting like that because he can see that Nelly had it pierced with diamonds. Kevin Hart is short.

  34. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas Premiere Berlin
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    He’s too awesome to put into words.

  35. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    Deacon Jones
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    “and then…hahaha, and then, all the small ones gathered around with their dirty soccer balls and aske me to sign them. It was dusk, and all I could see were smiling teeth. Quite frightening, quite frightening indeed.

  36. Tommy Davidson
    SETI
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey man!…some ones gotta hit”

  37. Joshua Jackson Karina LeBlanc Fringe Set
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    Representing the Olympics well.

  38. Mischa Barton Fascinator Melbourne Cup
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Hat – awful
    Mischa – looking old
    Old guy in background – about to drop dead from aneurysm

  39. Joshua Jackson Karina LeBlanc Fringe Set
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAcey!

  40. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, I’m gay.”
    “No shit.”

  41. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
    Commented on this photo:

    Obama’s people are truly pulling out all the stops. They even got the ol’ W.C. Fields hologram going.

  42. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
    Commented on this photo:

    What I wouldn’t do…..

  43. Tommy Davidson
    Diggy
    Commented on this photo:

    Tommy is living the dream.
    *DING* “Cream filled fling! PICK IT UP!”

  44. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
    Alex
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    Someone I don’t know shilling bags I won’t buy from someone else I don’t know. I love this country.

  45. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    Commented on this photo:

    “Um, no. That actually isn’t my favourite horse you see me with all the time. That’s my lady; Camilla Parker Toilet Bowles. And yes, she’s the one I cheated on Princess Di, with.”

  46. Joshua Jackson Karina LeBlanc Fringe Set
    SithsRevenge
    Commented on this photo:

    ER MAH GERD ERTS PERCER WERTER!

  47. Emma Stone Frizzy Hair
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Not just stylish, but Chloe Sevigny stylish.

  48. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    Commented on this photo:

    Betcha she never asks to see the Crown Jewels again.

  49. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    He will always have one loyal fan, himself.

  50. Katrina Bowden Cleavage Legs Minidress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Swarovski, the official crystal of vagazzling.

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